akinsadeez:
10. those that will come to the eatery with their girlfriend and then spend the whole date staring at other ladies


11. The couple with the loud voice that is being heard throughout the eatery. Their table is far from yours but you can hear them talk about their new car, new house e.t.c

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha lwkmd lwtmb this is so hilarious

tosyne2much:
This write-up is only based on my observations so pls no critics or crucification

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

9 Types Of Boyfriend/Girlfriend You Will Meet At Every Eatery

1. A dude and a lady talking and holding each other's hand romantically as if they should start making love at the eatery if permitted

2. A shy lady and a dude who keep smiling sheepishly at each other even when nothing funny seems to be coming out of their mouth (love speaking )

3. A lady consuming as if there's famine in the land while the dude is taking just a bottle of water

4. A dude seated with his babe and will still be sighting another lady

5. A dude who will go to the counter and ask for the prices probably because he wants to show how romantic he is, or he's conscious of the weight of his pocket (not in all cases though)

6. A lady and a dude who would focus more on their meal, barely would they communicate to each other

7. A dude who will escort a lady to the counter and she will order for take-away ice-cream, shawama or fried rice and chicken probably for herself or her siblings

8. A lady who is worried about the time, she keeps looking at her wrist watch while the dude keeps persuading her to stay a little longer

9. A dude forcing a her babe to take something.. She will keep saying she doesn't feel like taking anything

Feel Free To Add Yours

lefulefu:

A Lady that will invite all the Aminas,Ekaietes,christianas,susanas from her compound with her so as to chop the guy.
A lady that will carry garri bag with her to the eatary so as to pack all the takeaways with her.
A lady that will consume 6 plates of fried rice,turkey wing,turkey yansh,one plate of akpu,2 plates of pounded yam,cow leg plus isi-ewu at a sitting and go still say the guy no try
Oya ADD ur own

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This one no be gf again ooooo.. This is a real definition of a glutton

iceberylin:
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