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Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 1:54pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Second Semester Exams For All Departments Course: Love Mathematics. Course code: LMS111 All questions carry equal marks. Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes. 1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted? 2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them? 3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls. 4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu". (Question 5- For girls only) 5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6. (Question 6- For boys only.) 6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation. 7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January. 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14) 9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys have single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences . N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over! Emyben, benromeo39, Unibenstudent come and answer 4 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emyben(m): 2:45pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
I am poor in Love Mathematics Emperorking20 Number 1 - The Mugu Formula can be applied . But in cases where you cant find the constant, the HeartBreakers Principle is applied But i sabi number 7, Using the Sweet Apology Formulae, it should take 5minutes Number 9 - They are dating monkeys I fit score 30% shaa..lol |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 3:40pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emyben: Lmao! U tried still na carryover b ds o 70% is pass mark |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emyben(m): 5:01pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emperorking20: Lols, ehe...why u com dey dance cos my team dropped points? |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by tobechi74: 5:16pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Extrasheet pls |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 5:23pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emyben:Shwo I no go happy b4! I'd rather have Man city win d EPL instead of Chelshit now how u see am? |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
tobechi74:Lmao! I'm coming. *hands him an extra answer sheet* |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emyben(m): 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emperorking20: Chaii ...You need one punch to reset your head.hahahaha. We just had a minor setback and we are coming bk stronger Well, like it or not, ....Woman United wont stop us or will you? |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emyben:Yeah! "Minor setback" bro however, u do knw its "minor setbacks" like those that cost teams the title?! I'm sure u do! But wait o.. Why is costa not firing on all cylinders again nw? I just dy wait make Matic or Fabregas or even hazard get injury Chai! E go sweet ehn... Sure Utd can't stop u.. U'll b ur own undoing anyway |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Awho(m): 8:31pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Hahaha niggas go get carry over tier for this your class oooo......great art of crativity @op |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Nobody: 9:19pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Typing........ |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emyben(m): 9:20pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Emperorking20: Lol..My team's haters plenty oo .Costa has 12 goals in 13 apps. Its an impressve figure and when he doesnt score, the other boys are there to score...lol Well, your injury prayer no go work When we win the epl come may, i'm coming to Delta or Benin to celebrate it with ya sorry face hahahahaha |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 9:39am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emyben:Lol! May it is then |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by ireneony(f): 9:43am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Nice one op |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Nobody: 9:53am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emperorking20:is this an exam question bro? |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 10:11am On Dec 24, 2014 |
jboy73:See ds tired guy |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 10:11am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Awho:Thanks man! But surely there're a few u can answer nw |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2014 |
ireneony:Thanks dear! Oya answer.. |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 10:13am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Unibenstudent:Yup it is.. Love mathematics man.. If u no want carryover begin answer.. 70% is pass mark |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Nobody: 10:59am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emperorking20:anyway my brain is on Christmas mode,so only chicken and turkey and flexing will my brain think about. |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 11:15am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Unibenstudent:Dat one join man! |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Frankenstein: 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emperorking20: Answers... 1. Money × gifts received /period spent. 2. a² + 2b - c. Where a = Number of times you shagged. And b = bragging rights. While c = cost of maintenance. So 100² + 14 - 700000 = -50086 (loss) 3. The size of the UKWU differs. You can eeasily carry lepka for your wedding pics Orobo has stretch marks. Lekpa can run for their lives. Orobo eat more than Lekpa. 4. [img][/img] 6. Loss = 1500 + 20/1 = 1520 Equation: Airtime sent - airtime used to call back / 1 7. (a + b) (a - b) Where a = plans for Valentine, b = sweet words, gifts, love sms etc. 8. 2πr²/s × 100... 2 × 3.14²/ 50 × 100 = 39% 9. 70% of the girls are dating imaginary facebook boyfriends.
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Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Frankenstein:U sir have gotten an A in this course don't even bother checking ur result.. I like ur answers.. |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Frankenstein: 1:51pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emperorking20: |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Awho(m): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Trust me bro na extra year your man dey oooo lol Emperorking20: |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Emperorking20(m): 7:16pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Awho:Lol! Its okay, u aren't d first person going into christmas with a carryover |
Re: Answer These Love Mathematical Questions - All Questions Carry Equal Marks by Awho(m): 7:41pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Emperorking20: lol d bat guy |
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