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|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2008|
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 3:36pm On Dec 23, 2008|
Princess i'll e-beat u o
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 3:40pm On Dec 23, 2008|
see how scared i am
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 6:05am On Dec 24, 2008|
ROFL at this predictable masquerade Cristalz, still infuriated by my posts. I love it!
I started it first, he started it first, she started it first, so what? Who gets a nobel for that?
I will respond as I see fit to any inane post I come across - especially yours, unless the moderator/admin bans me.
Suck your thumb if you have a problem with it.
Aww Ebony, thanks darling.
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by TOYOSI20(f): 6:08am On Dec 24, 2008|
Na wa oo
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 7:24am On Dec 24, 2008|
It's not a fight o ! kai instigators. I am a lover Call it toasting
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 8:02am On Dec 24, 2008|
ARe you jealous? I told you I'm irresistible and charming.
Don't blame her. I don scatter her head.
lol yea i was lol at that one . . pointless kor erect ni
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by H2O2: 8:14am On Dec 24, 2008|
Broken record!!!!! You must enjoy going off on crazy tangents that generate lots of words but have nothing to do with the subject matter.
Your posts have become monotonous. Can be predicted from a mile away.
Just Same poo different day.
Pointless PeroxideOMG a slimy wench thinks my moniker is ridiculously childish so I think I'm going to lose some sleep now?
You are so insanely inept that discoursing with you rationally would make one seem foolish.
Really you're getting dumber by the day. . .you can't even diss like a man to save your wretched life. You keep bumbling on like an over-hyped fool, stuttering like a love-struck buffoon, and hyperventilating like a 90 year old gay geezer.LOL - How do you diss like a man, or diss like a woman? Is this becoming a competition . . .
As usual!!!! Careless, dull, boring, overused, daft, lame, sorry, corny attempt at an insult. Bumbling like an overhyped fool, hyperventilating like a 90-year-old gay geezer? Why should I bother trying to comprehend this set of ridiculously garbage terms? What purpose do they serve? Why wouldn't I label you a 7-year-old idiot child when you post this sort of mess
Quite frankly, it has come to a point where you keep repeating yourself. You are stammering like a stuck jukebox and unfortunately I am beginning to get bored.
Show some creativity in your next 900page post, please
I've told you a million times now, if my grammar is too tough for you to comprehend (which you have repeatedly proven beyond reasonable doubt),Google the words. Or perhaps you have no idea how to go about doing that.Tough is finding a leash to latch around your neck, something to strangle you with, something to make you shut the mess up bint.
A miserable lowlife with zero self-esteem is a schizo (aka you) who thinks insulting a moniker is an "accomplishment" .
a bitter disgrace to all rational, sensible men out there.No point in being rational with a lunatic. I am willing to downgrade to your level.
You are worse than pond scum, and very similar indeed to a depraved pervert.
Isn't this cute. . . another one of those um hyperventilating like a 90 year old gay geezer speech ya? Yawn anyone?
. . . Next please . . .
This must have been the umpteenth time you called me a depraved pervert. Jokes aside, hope you are not a victim of sex abuse? Pele.
Highly amusing to realize I'm making your Christmas funFun is seeing your obsession with me aggrandize; Or, pushing your buttons and then sitting back in a chair knowing you will always figure out a way to make yourself look more foolish than you did before. Pretty soon you will start churning out novels in responding to me.
. . .goes to further emphasize just how sad and stupid you are, and how empty your inconsequential life is.Apparently your life is insignficant as well since you are engaged in this spartan war of words with me. Cute.
Your entire character is nothing short of bestial(for real)How did you know this? Were you there bleeping a pig or something?
Quit acting so ''unaffected'' here,obnoxious ass.It's not an act sweetie. Am I too calm and composed for your liking? Too bad. What are you going to do about it?
You wouldn't bother typing two words if I wasn't hitting home. Prove me wrong, rejected duncehitting home, where, what, why? What is home. . .
Make some sense please. I am seriously having a hard time deciphering your cryptic posts.
Has it ever occured to you that people can type "two words" if they so choose?
CHOICE not in your local dictionary?
FYI, ''brains'' is not interpreted in a literal manner,as in,counting one brain, two brains, three brains Jeez, your chronic ignorance is past amusing now, its shamefully embarrassing.Lol, I love the way you tried to justify that. Nice try. kind of similar to what you said about someone's criticism stupid, yet you couldn't explain why you consider it stupid?
Now its obvious that you absolutely DO NOT belong in the Lit/Writing section 'cause definitely you were home-schooled by a semi-literate pauper under a mango tree.Right and you know this because . . . ? I love speculative comments.
Your ad hominems are seriously faltering.
Seems you're confused too. . .you concluded I was 7 and decided I'm an old woman all in the same post My oh my, I must be getting your gray matter mushier than a neonate's poo.It's your MPD, don't blame me for it.
Idiotic mongoose, go attend to your viremia and quit acting like a castrated billy goat. Grotesque hogLOOOOOOOOL, childish you said? Ever heard of the word TOUCHE ?
Maybe I should just join your party of these "things" you think are insultive. They merely flatter me. Selfish orangutan, glycemic-hen, yeast-infected cockroach, diseased rat, headless pig, wretched beast . . . etc etc etc etc etc
Maybe the message will one day sink into your good-for-nothing brain that these meaningless, asinine, ineffective, redundant compilation of words do not make you "literate", you DUMB irritating f[i]u[/i]ck.
Why would I bother explaining things to you when you have a hard time grasping this simple concept?
It's difficult to help a foolish person (namely you) realize the magnitude of his/her stupidity.
P.SWho needs google to put a rabid dog on a leash? Pahhhleaseeee!
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 8:59am On Dec 24, 2008|
hmmm, but for real i tot we had this settled?
Yeah NL gets boring when stuffs like this dont happen but like u know, someone needs to step down
pls, its enuff. This is stale already!!
We dont wanna do this again bros
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 10:00am On Dec 24, 2008|
maybe when he gets an award
he will shut-up
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 10:03am On Dec 24, 2008|
too bad he aint getn any
so he would have to keep on ranting
men and ego
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 11:12am On Dec 24, 2008|
maybe when he gets an award
sharrap u too. anyone talking to u? is ur boss not around today?
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 11:22am On Dec 24, 2008|
cheap attention seeker
wasnt talking to you either
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 11:41am On Dec 24, 2008|
cheap attention seeker
maybe when he gets an awardthats like a sequel to ma post innit?
u dumb aint u?
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 11:47am On Dec 24, 2008|
when did your name turn to maybe
or when do i have to restrict what i say to whomever
you dnt scare me dude
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Cristalz(f): 1:36pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Little wonder I love Sports. . .the husband/wife combo here are just two hopelessly daft imbeciles.
The spiritually-tormented gay quotes my every sentence and says he is bored
If being bored means spending an hour of your time quoting me line by line and throwing weak punches, then I wonder what you'll do when you're actually interested. Prob'ly quote every one of Muki's posts since she came on NL And for real your acute lack of comprehension has gone past boring. . .wonder what comes after boring. . .anybody? Your acute dumbness is deeply ingrained in your genetic code I see.
Now I know donkeys brayed for joy the day you were accidentally dumped in this world. . .more stupidity graces the fold.
I could never degrade myself to the level of entertaining the thought of a lowlife like you ''toasting'' Cristalz. Let it just stay the way it is now,with the likes of your idiotic nose-poke drooling after you being your biggest turn on. You are just a temporary blip on my radar, and now I see you are simply no match for me 'cause you can't even grasp the simplest of meanings. You would be a disgraceful embarrassment on Sports Men like yourself there would have you for breakfast. . .or should I say, men unlike yourself
Dude to me you are just pitiful,diseased trash. A suicidal bastard too For someone who's not ''affected'', and ''calm'' you sure spend hours constructing wooden replies and quoting me line by line. Your shamefully pathetic attempt at sounding ''calm'' is as transparent as your abnormal brain. I'm under your eczema-traumatized skin, whether you admit it or not . Fact that you spend time/expend energy replying is adequate proof. Bloodless,irreversibly dumb ass.
Seems you confuse the word ''calm'' with being as limp and boring as a sick earthworm. Not surprising though, considering your excuse for a brain.
The idiotic nanny goat that calls an exchange of insults a ''discussion'' has nothing better to do with her miserable life than to jump eyes closed,senses blocked into an ongoing ''battle'' in order to get an e-shag. Dudes must be in acute shortage for some people I sincerely hope you roast on the spinster shelf Bitter trailer trash
You can keep licking your mongoose of a boyfie's unwashed arse in your spare time. . .and I hope you get into the ICU from the resultant peptic ulcer, acute dysmenorrhea and chronic bronchiectasis. Abused fishwife
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Cristalz(f): 2:18pm On Dec 24, 2008|
princesa:Why thank you, Princesa
The jerk and his sidekick are pathetic.
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by fe32(m): 2:26pm On Dec 24, 2008|
abeg guys, na wetin dey happen now, abeg take am easy oooooo
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 3:11pm On Dec 24, 2008|
when will all these stop?
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 3:50pm On Dec 24, 2008|
let her say her mind jo
the dude asked for it
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Nobody: 4:11pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year o. . . .
Lol, sorry hon, am a male eater, I don't do female. . . .carry your basket to the next market. Emotional wrecked female, not my thing
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by KarmaMod(f): 4:16pm On Dec 24, 2008|
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2008|
more fight patner
Merry xmas to the fighting beauties and dudes in da house
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Cristalz(f): 4:33pm On Dec 24, 2008|
I'm not ''hon'', and its emotionally wrecked, not ''emotional wrecked''
Takes one to know one,huh? Like I give a rat's butt about your sexual orientation
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Nobody: 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2008|
sorry for the error
Let me correct myself: I don't do female drama, not into EMOTIONALLY wrecked females. Adios
When H202 has the time for you, he'll be back to delight you with the insults that oh so turns you on
MERRY XMAS TO ALL
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Cristalz(f): 4:47pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Again, its ''insults that turn you on'' , not ''insults that turns you on''. Using ''insults'' as plural makes the verb singular. ''Turn'' is the verb,in case you're not sure.
But its okay, I'm used to your speech blunders
I hope your '09 resolution is to quit being such a suck-up. . .ass-kisser if you prefer Merry Christmas
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by KarmaMod(f): 4:47pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Can you lick his ass anymore?
LET IT GO. It's THEIR fight, NOT yours
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by princesa(f): 4:50pm On Dec 24, 2008|
its sure gonna end oneday
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2008|
KarmaMod, you sef dey jkump in. can you lick her ass more?
Like I said, it wasn't about H202. Found it funny that ppl dey always insult others based on their ID. wetin the ID got to do with the issue at hand.
I already let it go, na b/c of you I dey come back to this thread. Lmao, abeg, leave me on my spinster shelf o
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by KarmaMod(f): 4:58pm On Dec 24, 2008|
You must be drunk off eggnog
I dont lick ANYONE's ass. That's well known.
The same person that has bashed you many times so crassly without number, you're now carrying his fight ontop your head cos he's a dude
If she wants to make fun of his moniker, how is that your concern? Like it was mentioned before, he started the whole nonsense, yet it's when she decides to respond that you decide to jump in
Seriously it's pathetic.
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Lmao, not carrying his fight.
The dude prolly sees this as a way to pass time off. . . .
Like I said, this is not about him. See my post I made to her. Hell, was it even an insult.
She was paranoid and saw it as one. Unfortunately, the care is not mines to give.
They can bite each other's head off. Now, both of you, enjoy the thread
|Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by doyin13(m): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2008|
Ebony. . .come and lick my bum bum na
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