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Chosing A Wife by lone: 1:44pm On Dec 24, 2008
Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.Ikenna was impressed.

Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed.

Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on. Quality or quantity
Re: Chosing A Wife by whitelexi(m): 2:13pm On Dec 24, 2008
lone:

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on. Quality or quantity

Wrong
Re: Chosing A Wife by OgaMadam(f): 2:20pm On Dec 24, 2008
just silly

non of ur examples illustrated a woman who cooks and makes love to his soul
non of those gurls would pass as a wife anyways,

looks fade, basing a relationship on them is just stupid
a woman who outgives a man can never make him feel like the provider

real guys who wanna settle down, think a little different
Re: Chosing A Wife by Muza(m): 2:31pm On Dec 24, 2008
@ poster,
fairy tale grin
Re: Chosing A Wife by iice(f): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2008
You carried a joke and turned it into this? angry
Ifeoma indeedy.
Re: Chosing A Wife by vanhelsing(m): 7:10pm On Dec 24, 2008
dude why dont you try out Bed-time story telling.ya coulda do better then. grin
Re: Chosing A Wife by krama(m): 1:49pm On Dec 25, 2008
. . . grin
Re: Chosing A Wife by SOJ(m): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2008
oh boy,here we go, tongue
Re: Chosing A Wife by MoneyRule(m): 4:00pm On Dec 25, 2008
Very wrong hypothesis! Why not gather the kids around your street and tell this story to them, they'll be impressed.
Re: Chosing A Wife by Encomium(m): 3:02pm On Dec 26, 2008
The so called three illustrations didn't even match the criteria for choosing a wife. Try something better and worth learning from. Ok?
Re: Chosing A Wife by topup: 6:08pm On Dec 26, 2008
Excellent joke!
Re: Chosing A Wife by richo2: 6:32pm On Dec 26, 2008
total bullshit!!!
Re: Chosing A Wife by tmoney11(m): 6:45pm On Dec 26, 2008
rubbish

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