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Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2015
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God
said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the
mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and
earth will pass
away, but my words will never
pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so
many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many
women do noble things,
but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me,
that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that
beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a
man leaves his father and mother and is united
to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so
many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on
it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do
everything written
in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really
love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see
that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give
me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally,
brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is
noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever
is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—th ink about such
things."

Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b
"Amen."* join me

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Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
grin grin

My Goodness!

That's one smooth mutha-shut your mouth!
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 6:57pm On Feb 02, 2015
This guy can toast any bae in dis world and she will agree but u nid cash 2 seal d deal as bible confirms that money answereth all things.

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Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by adanduka: 7:00pm On Feb 02, 2015
Mmmh if I am the girl in this conversation, I wonder if I would have continued the conversation for this long. So many guys with bible knowledge but zero heart and emotions and no character.
If you desire this type may God bring the true type your way. Amin.
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2015
choiii Jesus ....fornicating in a biblical Way.....

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. 1 Cor 6:18 (KJV)

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 1 Cor 6:9 (KJV)

God is watching

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Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by mytime24(f): 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2015
grin
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Sanchez01: 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2015
Read this well over a year ago undecided
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 8:16pm On Feb 02, 2015
NL guys i dey hail oh.
I dey give ona scope.
Oya Farano and Co. , move to FP
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by harlos: 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:
NL guys i dey hail oh.
I dey give ona scope.
Oya Farano and Co. , move to FP
scope ko... Who go get this kind time abi na so conversation dey flow with girls ni tongue

E smooth sha

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Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Sarimah(f): 12:04am On Feb 03, 2015
omg grin
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:17am On Feb 03, 2015
cheesy grin
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 12:22am On Feb 03, 2015
Lmao
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by daveP(m): 1:26am On Feb 03, 2015
Oh whatever things are "noble".... grin grin

fp tinz abeg!!!
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 5:28am On Feb 03, 2015
daveP:
Oh whatever things are "noble".... grin grin

fp tinz abeg!!!
abi?.
Talk this one, how girl no go gree?
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by daveP(m): 12:24am On Feb 05, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

abi?.
Talk this one, how girl no go gree?
lol. Showed a frnd and he dared to use it.... The repercussion, however positive is better left untold. grin grin

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