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Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—th ink about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."* join me 2 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 6:44pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
My Goodness! That's one smooth mutha-shut your mouth! |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 6:57pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
This guy can toast any bae in dis world and she will agree but u nid cash 2 seal d deal as bible confirms that money answereth all things. 1 Like |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by adanduka: 7:00pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Mmmh if I am the girl in this conversation, I wonder if I would have continued the conversation for this long. So many guys with bible knowledge but zero heart and emotions and no character. If you desire this type may God bring the true type your way. Amin. |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
choiii Jesus ....fornicating in a biblical Way..... Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. 1 Cor 6:18 (KJV) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 1 Cor 6:9 (KJV) God is watching 1 Like |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by mytime24(f): 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Sanchez01: 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Read this well over a year ago |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 8:16pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
NL guys i dey hail oh. I dey give ona scope. Oya Farano and Co. , move to FP |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by harlos: 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
ClintonNzedimma:scope ko... Who go get this kind time abi na so conversation dey flow with girls ni E smooth sha 1 Like |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Sarimah(f): 12:04am On Feb 03, 2015 |
omg |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by mirexxx(f): 12:17am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by Nobody: 12:22am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by daveP(m): 1:26am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Oh whatever things are "noble".... fp tinz abeg!!! |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by ClintonNzedimma(m): 5:28am On Feb 03, 2015 |
daveP:abi?. Talk this one, how girl no go gree? |
Re: Holy Toasting (must Read) by daveP(m): 12:24am On Feb 05, 2015 |
ClintonNzedimma:lol. Showed a frnd and he dared to use it.... The repercussion, however positive is better left untold. |
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