Moonstone:

You and those pics. . . you will have to show them to me one of these days.  
I told you I don't do welfare now!

Whichever way, I find this very hilarious. I need to show it to my defensively-endowed friend.
Very soon they will say big boobs cause an increase in flexibility.

~Sauron~:

Ma sentiments exactly.
I was in a concert in Wembley and this guy was sweating to lift his woman so she can see what was going on.
Lepa babes were sitting comfortably on their men's shoulders and the fatsos were looking frustrated.
Fat and tall is tolerable. . . . .Fat and short?? Tufiakwu!!!

*Hauwa*:

@ ogidiboy

lol . africa ladies are blessed with backsideya know

~Sauron~:

Ma sentiments exactly.
I was in a concert in Wembley and this guy was sweating to lift his woman so she can see what was going on.
Lepa babes were sitting comfortably on their men's shoulders and the fatsos were looking frustrated.
Fat and tall is tolerable. . . . .Fat and short?? Tufiakwu!!!

OgidiBoy:


You know I will always vote you number one as the girl with the best a$$ on NL. Sometimes I just wish you would give some of your secrets to some of these fat chic I see everywhere.

stillwater:

Like breaking the toilet seat because of her fat butt . . . that's hurtful.

busybein:

@sauron
yes ooo,its part of appreciating the handiwork of God

tope2000:

don't sweat it, i know

stillwater:

Not all. Some African ladies are still waiting for theirs to develop, like me .

Treetop20:

this happened to me once
she wanted me to lift her up
and i gave her a dirty look
i do not want anyone to break my back
i am too young for that

~Sauron~:

That was the reason the toilet seat broke into pieces according to the doctors.

~Sauron~:

We should renew our booty-call contract this nu year.

I am not sweating it. . . . . .Is it not Tope??
A babe that could tell the bra size of a female gorilla.
In Tope i still trust.

Treetop20:

this happened to me once
she wanted me to lift her up
and i gave her a dirty look
i do not want anyone to break my back
i am too young for that

busybein:

what do u mean,do u know i fall into that category

busybein:

sauron can testify of d gracious gift of my ikebe

stillwater:

I thought you guys were men!!!!

The toilet seat malfunctioned.

tope2000:

This is a typo rite?

Lmao . . . . . leave flowshow's girlfriend out of this na
atleast the gorilla get ikebe
they will have plenty doggystyle

~Sauron~:

Size 10 babe like you. . . . . .I refuse to believe, abeg,

Golden ikebe that would make J.Lo green with ENVY.

~Sauron~:

Trust London chics to ask for such. . . . .Please carry me as if i am a superman.
Carry ko, elevate ni.
One would just die of muscle pull in the neck.

Size 10 babe like you. . . . . .I refuse to believe, abeg.

Golden ikebe that would make J.Lo green with ENVY.

London girls are on a different tip
if you see the look i gave her
and imagine if she does not smell good
down there?

Treetop20:

London girls are on a different tip
if you see the look i gave her
and imagine if she does not smell good
down there?

~Sauron~:



"Man" after the wedding. . . . .For now, a "geezer" would do.

Classic coincidence.

busybein:

oh no,insult upon injury,don't let me show u how tpia senior dayokanu tipper senior pan or how beati needs to be kiaafullll  I'm size 46

thanks hon,you always got my back

stillnmiriwarra did u read that?

tope2000:

@sauron
they do oh, where have u been?
Alotho they have what i like to call the lower ikebe

Buhahahahahaha . . . why are u rollin with dirty chics

sistawoman:

so a ikeba supa means what?

This is so funny that someone brought up this topic as hubby just told me tonight that I have a supa ikeba and would not tell me what it means he told me to ask yall.

Treetop20:

i don't problem is
some of you lot do not know that
you do not smell right there
if you did, some things you won't be doing

Treetop20:

London girls are on a different tip
if you see the look i gave her
and imagine if she does not smell good
down there?

busybein:

oh no,insult upon injury,don't let me show u how tpia senior dayokanu tipper senior pan or how beati needs to be kiaafullll  I'm size 46

thanks hon,you always got my back

tope2000:

@sauron
they do oh, where have u been?
Altho they have what i like to call the lower ikebe

stillwater:

Goodluck!!!

Abeg Sauron's drunk on palmwine.

tope2000:

Rofl . . . . . I'm sorry but do u date girls or ladies?

@sistawoman
Ikebe means BIG ASS

~Sauron~:

MINT!!!!
If she doesn't smell good down there then one needs an intensive spiritual deliverance.
Theoretically, many of the so called fatsos don't smell good down there because of the excess sweat the rubbing thighs generate.

~Sauron~:

MINT!!!!
If she doesn't smell good down there then one needs an intensive spiritual deliverance.
Theoretically, many of the so called fatsos don't smell good down there because of the excess sweat the rubbing thighs generate.

Tope the body expert.
By your estimation, what size do u really think Danke is??

Treetop20:

[i]this is not about girls or ladies
both of them can stink there down

~Sauron~:

MINT!!!!
If she doesn't smell good down there then one needs an intensive spiritual deliverance.
Theoretically, many of the so called fatsos don't smell good down there because of the excess sweat the rubbing thighs generate.

Treetop20:

this is not about girls or ladies
both of them can stink there down

sistawoman:

If they're a lady they know how to bleeping clean themselves.  I am a big girl and my puzzy has never smelled bad.  It never has a smell to it.  It is always lickable no matter what time it is.  Real women know what to do and how to do.  Real women understand that cleanliness is next to godliness.

Stop running with those 'ghetto chicks' and run with some real women.

tope2000:

I think danke is btn 12 n 14  

sistawoman:

If they're a lady they know how to bleeping clean themselves.  I am a big girl and my puzzy has never smelled bad.  It never has a smell to it.  It is always lickable no matter what time it is.  Real women know what to do and how to do.  Real women understand that cleanliness is next to godliness.

Stop running with those 'ghetto chicks' and run with some real women.

busybein:

this is an insult to my person ,if I'm size 12 or 14 my man wouldnt be breathing so hard after lifting me up into the bathtub

Treetop20:

[i]now you have dropped knowledge right?
hygiene has nothing to do with big, small, skinny women
and also nothing to with class. some people no amount of
feminine wash will help them. they just smell there[/i]

Treetop20:

some of my mates said
they are tighter
me thinks it is because of the "rubbing thighs" as you put it
that do not let them go all in

tope2000:

Negative . . . . .lot of ur lepas have the worst odours
Boy don't even let me start naming type of odours

I have met lots of BIG women that are really clean
I think its just some kind of myth that big people stink down there _{i do admit some do stink}

I think danke is btn 12 n 14  

stillwater:

Hurtful remark alert!!! Hurtful remark ALERT!!!

sistawoman:

If they're a lady they know how to bleeping clean themselves.  I am a big girl and my puzzy has never smelled bad.  It never has a smell to it.  It is always lickable no matter what time it is.  Real women know what to do and how to do.  Real women understand that cleanliness is next to godliness.