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A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by liljboy(m): 6:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
Here we go.
1. In all you do, see that you earn a living
legally. This is the hallmark of real men
2. Never never rape a woman. You are a man not
a beast. Rape comes with grave consequences.
Real men don’t rape.
3. Do not take advantage of the little girls on
your street who call you brother. Real men
respect themselves!
4. As much as you can, avoid opening a bank
account in a branch of a bank very close to
your house. More especially if the boy is really
good or put in another way, if the account is
fat. Odi kwa risky!
5. Do not play women. Don’t! And if you must
play, then go to the market, buy a football and
go into the field to play. Real men don’t play
around.
6. Leave prostitutes alone. Let their kind attend
to them. Real men do not patronize prostitutes.
7. As much as possible, avoid I Owe You
(I.O.U). Freedom is priceless. You can ask the
birds of the air.
8. Visit viewing centers once in a while,
especially those in your neighbourhood and
especially if you just moved into that area
newly. It gives you an idea of the kind of guys
staying around your area. This is key.
9. If you can, please avoid eating in only one
mama Put. Diversify! Go to other mama puts.
Variety, they say is the spice of life and not
just that. For your safety too.
10. Make the Mallam or aboki (as some people
call them) operating on our street your friend.
They have a way of knowing what is happening
around your area. I mean it.
11. Desist from the habit of camping ladies in
your house over night. Nobody is praying for
bad things but bad things don’t announce when
they are coming. Some families don’t accept “I
don’t know what happened to her, she just
foamed and died.”
12. As much as you can, try to know other
routes in and out of your area. This is very key
for your safety.
13. Some guys allow their friends to sleep with
their girlfriends in their houses. Guys believe
me; this is not being your brother’s keeper. IF
anything happens, you might not find it easy to
absolve yourself.
14. Save money. Save plenty of it if you can. It
has a way of shoring up confidence. Try it now!
15. Don’t allow alcohol to control you. Control it.
Yes, you can!
16. It is called gambling for a reason. Please
don’t gamble away your scarce resources. Even
if they are in abundance, don’t gamble them
away., Nothing is permanent under the sun.
17. Don’t fight over Arsenal or Man U or
Chelsea or Liverpool or Man City or any club for
that matter. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the fight.
18. Develop a huge sense of humour. See the
sunny side of everything. Stop spoiling for a
fight at the slightest provocation. Real men
have self control.
19. Do not beat your girlfriend or wife for any
reason . She is not your punching bag. And If
you must flex your muscles, go to the gym. You
will find one close by.
20. Be the best you can be.

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Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by Dioxidane: 6:25pm On Mar 19, 2015
liljboy:
Here we go.
1. In all you do, see that you earn a living
legally. This is the hallmark of real men
2. Never never rape a woman. You are a man not
a beast. Rape comes with grave consequences.
Real men don’t rape.
3. Do not take advantage of the little girls on
your street who call you brother. Real men
respect themselves!
[s]4. As much as you can, avoid opening a bank
account in a branch of a bank very close to
your house. More especially if the boy is really
good or put in another way, if the account is
fat. Odi kwa risky!
[/s]
[color=blue][s]5. Do not play women. Don’t! And if you must
play, then go to the market, buy a football and
go into the field to play. Real men don’t play
around.
[/s]

6. Leave prostitutes alone. Let their kind attend
to them. Real men do not patronize prostitutes.
7. As much as possible, avoid I Owe You
(I.O.U). Freedom is priceless. You can ask the
birds of the air.
8. Visit viewing centers once in a while,
especially those in your neighbourhood and
especially if you just moved into that area
newly. It gives you an idea of the kind of guys
staying around your area. This is key.
9. If you can, please avoid eating in only one
mama Put. Diversify! Go to other mama puts.
Variety, they say is the spice of life and not
just that. For your safety too.

10. Make the Mallam or aboki (as some people
call them) operating on our street your friend.
They have a way of knowing what is happening
around your area. I mean it.
11. Desist from the habit of camping ladies in
your house over night. Nobody is praying for
bad things but bad things don’t announce when
they are coming. Some families don’t accept “I
don’t know what happened to her, she just
foamed and died.”
12. As much as you can, try to know other
routes in and out of your area. This is very key
for your safety.
13. Some guys allow their friends to sleep with
their girlfriends in their houses. Guys believe
me; this is not being your brother’s keeper. IF
anything happens, you might not find it easy to
absolve yourself.
14. Save money. Save plenty of it if you can. It
has a way of shoring up confidence. Try it now!
15. Don’t allow alcohol to control you. Control it.
Yes, you can!
16. It is called gambling for a reason. Please
don’t gamble away your scarce resources. Even
if they are in abundance, don’t gamble them
away., Nothing is permanent under the sun.
17. Don’t fight over Arsenal or Man U or
Chelsea or Liverpool or Man City or any club for
that matter. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the fight.
18. Develop a huge sense of humour. See the
sunny side of everything. Stop spoiling for a
fight at the slightest provocation. Real men
have self control.
19. Do not beat your girlfriend or wife for any
reason . She is not your punching bag. And If
you must flex your muscles, go to the gym. You
will find one close by.
20. Be the best you can be.
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I agree with all except these...
4. Hope you've heard of ATM...
5. If you don't play, where is the fun? Na when you marry you wan do that one?
9. Variety (in women, especially when you are not married) is also a spice of life.
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by liljboy(m): 6:26pm On Mar 19, 2015
2. Never never rape a woman. You are a man not
a beast. Rape comes with grave consequences.
Real men don’t rape.
3. Do not take advantage of the little girls on
your street who call you brother. Real men
respect themselves!
this one is so so important....... never rape and NEVER take advantage of all those small small girls wey dey come buy something for u, wey dey run other errands, wey dey tell u brother goodevening...... odikwa very risky
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by kevinaduga(m): 6:29pm On Mar 19, 2015
Noted.

Thanks op wink
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by DuchessLily(f): 6:31pm On Mar 19, 2015
Nice! This list sure makes sense , even though its meant for guys

OP hope I can share off Nland
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by GREATP1(m): 6:32pm On Mar 19, 2015
kevinaduga:
Sound advice..only if they could be adhered to.
The spirit is willing..bt the body is weak embarassed

What a wonderful and insightful piece for the people that value their future more than the present. @ op, keep it up. More strength to your elbows.
Waiting for those with contrary ideas......
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by liljboy(m): 6:42pm On Mar 19, 2015
DuchessLily:
Nice! This list sure makes sense , even though its meant for guys

OP hope I can share off Nland
sure
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by DuchessLily(f): 6:50pm On Mar 19, 2015
liljboy:
sure

Thanx
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by Lyrically(m): 7:07pm On Mar 19, 2015
Front page!
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by Nobody: 7:18pm On Mar 19, 2015
Thanks for the info
Re: A Must Read-the Rule Book For Men by liljboy(m): 9:16pm On Mar 19, 2015
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