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Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by ALAYORMII: 6:39pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmmmm |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by olenime(m): 6:39pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Wrote on my cv of excellent use of fire extinguisher Was then asked how many types of extinguisher we have? Was like "hmm, well, u known, we have various types but I cannot categorically tell u how many we have, but... 8 Likes |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
see as people dey confess! *runs away* |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Monzuur(m): 6:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I'm still a student......No interview, No work.....still enjoying my concoction rice in school 10 Likes |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Maximus17(m): 6:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
First and foremost, whats your understanding of being proficient in excel |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 6:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Microsoft Excel is the best software in the world. Underestimate the power of excel at your peril. I'm also guilty of this not until I took lessons on excel. mehn, with all what I know, am still not qualified to say I'm proficient. the best word to use is intermediate. Excel rocks, especially excel VBA. 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by saintade01(m): 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
My boss and I are both guilty of this. He knows somthings I don't know while I know somethings he doesn't know in Excel. I'm actually still looking for the person that knows everything about Excel. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by olempe(m): 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
kachnov:Chai! There's God oooooo... |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Kolade354(m): 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
vickylois:Chai Future Leader booking space as if dat will make your bank account bright......SMH 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by chax100(f): 6:49pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Abduletudaye: That I don't know ooo. I can't see beyond the wrapper shaaa. 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 6:53pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
davide470: I learnt excel since 2010...I've not use it since then not even a single practice... all I remember now is rows and columns. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by jude33084(m): 6:54pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
yuzjet: Tell me more about this "cisco" |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
same look on my face when I first opened Corel draw. All I saw was X,Y,Z axis in a spread sheet. I was like 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Abduletudaye(m): 6:55pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
chax100: Hmmmm.. Aunty you can lie oo... |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Edipee(m): 6:56pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Of all the office application, Excel is the the one I'm most proficient in. Thanks to my project supervisor, Prof. Leo Ukpong. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by ccaramel(f): 6:57pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I learnt Excel on the job and online. Pro now.... Charts, v lookups, macros etc.... Too bad I don't work with excel anymore. 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Allansmith: 6:58pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
harde2lah: I need help on Excel....How can you be of help please... |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by geelord(m): 6:59pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
ednut1: Loool.....casted!!!! |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 7:03pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Yeah right, I know how to create a list/ table using excel. Part of knowing how to use excel noni 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by kwencypresh(f): 7:03pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
and u er still waiting? UnknownT: |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Allansmith: 7:04pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Sweetguy25: How can you be of help...I really need to learn about Excel.... |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Allansmith: 7:05pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
qbd2: Seconded |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by drake2(m): 7:07pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
ednut1: lol. Sorry Op. It happened to me back in d days oh. This same Excel; was asked to plot graphs with provided sets of values. Was not funny oh, but did very well in other aspects. The Salary offer was just 20k above what I was earning then but now in a more expensive city where 2 bedroom apartment cost twice more than where I was. I turned it down off course. Ur post really got me laffing; shame on me. Infact, the German Woman so loved my performance in other tasks, she helped me in the excel challenge. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by aieromon(m): 7:09pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
For all the "Linuses", you can follow this thread to learn and practise the use of Excel. https://www.nairaland.com/1310548/learn-how-use-excel-spreadsheets 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by emymeeky: 7:21pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Hehehe... When it comes to excel and excel vba , I be wizard |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Sweetguy25: 7:22pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Allansmith:If you have about 3gb of data to spare, I can give you video tutorials to download. Excellent tutorials. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by FEAO1985(m): 7:32pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
excel is for babies, i will teach you pivot and vlookup etc lol pimpin aint easy |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by pickabeau1: 7:32pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
LOL Cc: MizMyColi |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by modskiller(m): 7:34pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
@OP you be MOFO you got me there... |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by mumbasa: 7:34pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
yuzjet: Hmmm E -lie-jah, Abi should i call you Lie -nus. Cisco what? Cisco Excel? because it doesn't exist. Cisco doesn't make spreadsheet applications , they make networking hardware like router switches and firewalls. When you so Cisco courses its for either CCNA - Cisco Certified Network Associate CCNP - Cisco Certified Network Professional CCIE - Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert or CCSA- Cisco Certified Sales sumtin i dunno 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by sinhin(m): 7:35pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
You can register for Advance Data Analysis online class for free. It is a 10 weeks class and second week started today. Improve your skill in Excel Spreadsheet https://www.edx.org/course/data-analysis-max-delftx-ex101x 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 7:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Allansmith:You can download complete suite of excel videos from torrent. You can use the training videos to learn it. Its hands on |
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