Ayya... Just drop it anyhow noni

I'm seriously guilty, She came but saw dust somewhere, helped me clean it, invite me to help her have her bath and the rest is history

golddeejay:
atleast she gave birth to me. Hope u have told dat unlucky guy abt ur fvccked up womb before u drag him into ur miserable life.

yes she gave birth to a lowlife slowpoke
Its expected

jeeqaa7:
I thought I was the only one guilty till.....

Ladies ... If you want your bf to sweep his house, just tell him u are coming over

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Chai, Dearis Godooooo!!!

Na only for new chick. Steady girlfriend already knows how disorganized a man's place is...

Lolzzzz....Ur just a basket mouth honestly

jeeqaa7:
Remember 1 time I had dis new catch(fresh-fish) and she said she coming over.
I tidied d house, cooked, scrubbed toilet even swept d compound . Even bought drinks with ice .drank small ogogoro to charge up. Checked time . 4pm . Den I lay down to wait for her . Sleep took over

Next I knew ..it was 11pm.
I checked my fone 10 missed calls .

I wan die!

So I decided never to do any more jamesbond cleaning till she calls to say...
I dey ontop bike .. Abeg dey ur gate


Loool .

Meanwhile in other news

Wat to do wen he insists u use his pic as dp
https://www.nairaland.com/2256241/pic-when-side-guy-insists

folabayo1:
yes she gave birth to a lowlife slowpoke
Its expected

ode ma leleyi o...for ur mind u sef dey abuse pesin be dat. I even overestimate u by gracing u with my valued and precious mentions. I read smwhere too much of fvccking affects a lady's brain. U just confirmed dat. I guess it is not only ur womb dat is fvccked up beyond repair.

This is getting fvccking boring. Now that u have bn noticed. Kindly get the f^ck off my mentions. I concede defeat. U have won.

I just did that now, applied my special bedspread, I even threw my chair into my neighbours room, wearing my finest boxer shorts, playing cool music and sitting on the floor so as not to scatter the bed.

But her number no dey go again o. I just hope it's ba3.

The fastest seconds of a guy's existence

dats true, I can remember wen I newly met my ex, oboi see cleanliness. D first day I visited, I was like wow dis guy is clean. Omo see his clean White pants, little did I knw dat is first impression. Guys r fun of it

anigbajumo:
chai,u make me 2remember dat badt nyt......da funiest finz waz dat she even stayed wif me till next dae....I was shocked in d midnight.

Hahaha she don put yu 4 is coming b dat

justmag:


Not always, room stays the same for some dudes.....and they make Vaseline their boo after she leaves...

Hmmmm,.,.Guy your case critical oooo,,,,

No wonder Vaseline don cost for even Choprite

folabayo1:
now I see how stupid u are and I can tell dat u are jobless
Ode arindin

threadderailment.com

golddeejay:
lady, u should be resting after a heavy nite work.

If u r so pissed off by harmless comments on a faceless forum. It is time u do smth abt dat miserable life of urs or simply end it.

#idonthaveafucktogive

Choiiii dis one no be here oooo ,,.

Pls today na wednesday o pls.

ebukaOtika:



Hmmmm,.,.Guy your case critical oooo,,,,

No wonder Vaseline don cost for even Choprite

Yup! From 8 dollars to 30 dollars, just because these guys can't find girlfriends.

so true cos my bro does dat

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

Repaint the room?!!! Iyaf die... U go build sky scraper on top am join!
#Respect.

this shit happens to today n I was like when are you coming but she Postpone her coming till friday

Incidence like this will charge many guys to wake up to the house chores.

Though, as at today, Pre-marital sex still remains a sin

abeg when she come she go see a nuccas as him be or help me clean am afterall a relationship without honesty is babashe!