brianromel:
6 Naija ways to know the girl wants to have sex with you.

She actually came over

Now if that is not a sure sign then what is. Guys seriously that she would leave her home and decide to travel, walk or fly to see you at home. Even if you home is 4X4 cubile or a three bedroom bachelor pad or a mansion, she decided that because of you she want to come to your place, after all your effort, your recharge card and all those expensive outings. Give thanks, pat yourself on the chest, do fist pumping or any other macho move you know gets you pumped up. Because you are the MAN. Now let your ego do the rest of the talking.

She laughs at your jokes

She’s around and you start putting on you “I Go Dey” and “BasketMouth” moves and she’s actually laughing she head’s off at everything you say. Please don’t stop, do continue. Like which woman doesn’t like a dude with a wicked sense of humor.

She is always smiling at you

Each time she stops to catch her breath from you joke routines, your eyes lock with hers and you both smile sheepishly. But I know your smile s more of that of a wolf in sheep clothing wink wink!! Oh she likes the way you smile. Dude she’s sizing up, this is the best time to put on the charm and tell her some sweet words about her and her body. But please do not over do it, else she will think you’re a perv. Oh and whatever you say, start with the way her dress looks, not with the way her breast looks.

When you get close she doesn’t ….

The game of tag begins and for some reason she hasn’t fled the scene. Dude give yourself a thumbs up behind you. Keep the gist coming and keep approaching. If she doesn’t keep starring at the door and other possible escape routes while you are at it, then keep getting closer and closer like the Close up ad says.


Houston we have touch down:

Yes you have you hands on her and testosterone is fogging up your senses. Your mind is saying take it slow but you for other mind its saying omo see bobby, guy hol am. Pay attention to your mind, not the other mind down under. This is the best time to crack a joke and tease her. What works faster, tease her then tickle her. You will find that your hands will find all the right places after that.

She goes to the bath room

In the middle of this tease and tickle section, she goes to the bath room or at an earlier time. There by giving you a view of that Arsenal as they sway from left to right. Please pay attention to them well. You see ladies always wear tights to emphasize their asset (get it ass..). But when the game of take it all off starts, they are always wearing one sexy panties and for some reason the assets aren’t emphasize but you would notice cos she looks “oh so sexy”, Plus hey you guessed it, no tights. If you see this or notice this from the start, then you are so gonna get it.

Question
Where do the hide them tights when they take it off, cos she didn’t go to the bathroom with her hand bag?

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Isaacmacdon:
Mtchew who cares...!! God pls give me d spirit of consistency like u did for eden hazard .... dats wat matters..

brianromel:


That bad

Oh boy you need togomacin, the sure power solution to keep you consistent like Hazard.

softysparky:
Nonsense! Thats how you guys end up raping innocent friends.

Sommyangel:
No 1 is absolutely wrong... Visiting someone doesn't mean that you want to sleep with the person

mirexxx:
All these signs and wonders