Seriously, how are there so many bad kissers out there? I know it’s
something we aren’t taught, but kissing should be more second
nature than it apparently is.
Dating is
stressful,
even
before
the
possibility
of the
person
you like
blowing it
with a
sh*tty
kiss.
It’s a
ruthless, artificial setup where you put your heart, personality and
looks up for scrutiny by a stranger.
Yet, it’s the process we all force ourselves through to find our Mr.
or Mrs. Right.
The Kiss on the Cheek: He or she was probably really sweet and has a
lot of personality, but this relationship doesn’t have a future.
Maybe something isn’t quite right, or you two lacked chemistry.
Could you be friends?
The Kiss: Occasionally, you go on dates and it’s different. You meet
people you are genuinely interested in — people you could see
yourself spending a lot of time with.
You like him or her and you want a second date (and maybe more).
Now, don’t f*ck this up.
If you go through with the kiss, here are some things you should
avoid at all costs:
1. The Biter
A little nibble on the lips can be a massive turn on. Don’t bite too
hard, though.
This is a first kiss, and you’re meant to impress, not eat this person.
You’ll blow your chances if you’re too aggressive.
2. The Tongue
French kissing is perfectly acceptable, but don’t go in for the kiss
with closed eyes, an open mouth and an extended tongue that
doesn’t recoil.
People don’t want a warm slug pushed to the back of their throats;
you’ll immediately kill the romance.
3. The Bad Breath
You’ve just spent two hours impressing this person, and you’ve
ruined it with your halitosis.
There is nothing more unattractive than kissing someone who smells
like stale smoke, garlic or worse.
Bad personal hygiene is a massive turnoff. Buy some gum and a
toothbrush, and sort it out.
4. The Weird Noises
This is the strangest of all. Surely, you’re not having an climax
because of a kiss, so you shouldn’t be grunting and panting. Pull
yourself together and stop growling; you’re not a dog.
5. The Sloppy One
Most people are quite happy remaining dry during a kiss. Your
tongue should never be long, wet and limp; this person’s face should
never have a wet upper lip, wet lower lip, wet cheek or wet chin.
If he or she has to pull away and wipe of his or her face, it’s
definitely not hot.
6. The Pecker
If you’re going in for a kiss, make sure you do just that. Don’t be a
serial pecker with a closed mouth and pouted lips; it just gets
awkward. Leave the pecking for chickens.
One final thing to always remember: Don’t be that couple who
decides to eat each other’s faces for dessert in the middle of a
busy restaurant.
It’s not pretty, unless he or she is really pretty. Then, you’re off
the hook.

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Too long, eye dy pain me

vichks:
Too long, eye dy pain me

go and sleep

Kiss is muah...

No be only read I read am
Charity comment

Asin ... Dbestmax u get mind o... How u want person wey tired and hungry read dis jagbajantis

Luedave:
Asin ... Dbestmax u get mind o... How u want person wey tired and hungry read dis jagbajantis

its meant for dose DAT feel dey need to learn... cos no one eager to learn gets tired on wat dey like...got dat

The suckers the people that just suck your saliva and empty their's in to your mouth.

Oooh God the memories.

Dbestmax:

its meant for dose DAT feel dey need to learn... cos no one eager to learn gets tired on wat dey like...got dat

3 igbati *slaps* for those wu mention me to advice me

rokiatu:
The suckers the people that just suck your saliva and empty their's in to your mouth.

Oooh God the memories.

dis a touchn story from NL afrocandy....

Luedave:
3 igbati *slaps* for those wu mention me to advice me

if you often get advice in mentions...hmmm...my brother u need to see a shrink

# team virgin mouth#

op ya phone no get spacebar

so what should we do with this information now?

@op....realign your write up yea. It's hard to make out Watchu trying to say with your write up scattered all over d place.

OP see tosynetumuch, Englishmart., et al on how to make a list.

rokiatu:
The suckers the people that just suck your saliva and empty their's in to your mouth.

Oooh God the memories.

ewwww

bad kissers plenty, may I find a good kisser in the nearest future...





amen!