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starlingslimnet:
It's so disheartening and depressing that Nigeria is always the element of bad record.

What? This is a good record!

youngwarlocks:
konji matter.....with the kind of tips on nairaland dese days ( how to last 100mins in bed, how to make her beg for s*x, how to hold ur man down, how to do dis, how to do dat). If we were not crowned first, would av bin suprised.
BTW, they should go and thank d hausas dat sell #MAGAINI BURANTASHI

OUT OF THE CONTENT OF YA POST, NA BURANTASHI GAT MY ATTENTION & MAKES ME SHOWS MY 32

for your data on etisalat nd mtn
https://www.nairaland.com/2288428/cheapest-data-ever-etisalat-mtn

tola9ja:
PEACE AND UNITY

KONJI AND PUNNY

Mad combo con add large Mandingo

TheFilmmaker:


Ofcourse with the high percentage of pedophilia cases nationwide, who will deny that we are very satisfied?

Nigeria - Always on the front page for the wrong reasons.

lol

machinex10:
Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and pre-intimacy and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries

1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

source: http://www..ninja/2015/05/nigeria-ranked-most-sexually-satisfied.html

Nigeria number 1 and South Africa not even on the top 30, this is bound to make those xenophobic basteerds in SA die from high BP

shakazuldadon:
so what

so we real down here Zulu-boi, remember one of ur countries Prominent politician naming Nigerians before other african countries that we take ur ladies from you ? Lol we good. Even ur ladies can testify to that.

Thanks to Baba the change is here.

Congrats to my country...proudly Nigerian!

Chei why Nigeria always ranked first in negativity

Guess who is not satisfied though.
































































Every girl on nairaland

ugotex85:
My country ranking first once again. But is this for the right or wrong reason?

You go fear nah.. See were we for take 1st.

I no gree, with eating starchy food still the first on that

that's because our ladies don't give out sex for free you must pay for it one way or another so if a man mounts on it he makes sure he sees it worth the stress

machinex10:
Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and pre-intimacy and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries

1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

source: http://www..ninja/2015/05/nigeria-ranked-most-sexually-satisfied.html

who did they used for d test? 24 minute is too small

baybeeboi:
na Igbo help us carry first for this class

ur sisters is more than prostitude in dia house yurobas

ugotex85:

You have only shown the world how clannish and stu.pid you are. If your tribe's men and women are as industrious and successful as the Igbos you would have had a better education.

This is the same delusional believe that gas not made your tribe progress politically..."Industrious and Successful"...a typical Agbari Ojukwu statement! It's even obvious to the blind that most of the red-light districts in Nigeria are full of Eastern babes. They even communicatein Igbo with the Ibo customers. #Industrious

Kai! Na 4 4uck naija dey carry 1st.

na yeye things we dey carry first, see how our Economy is crumbling, no stable electricity, fuel price have gone up, Productivity is Poor.
Energy we will use to grow economy ppl are using to Satisfy themselves with s*x.....
As far as am concerned, this is not a necessary Achievement. Am out

I need to get disvirgined soon....

China nor dey last for s£x too?

Like china phone, like china s£x.


#chinas£x

Will this remove fuel scarcity?

folexx66:
Nija is always first in bad tins,God will help us

How is it a bad thing eh?

Bed, they say, is the poor man's opera

It's only the men that are satisfied . Once again only men are used for statistics .

ramdris:
No wonder SA guys dey vex. Naija guys hard die that's y SA girls dey book us. Sex is the most pleasurable thing in human life and if we top that list, then Nigeria is the most pleasurable country in the world!.

See the way u settle down de talk about sex...hahahha....nothing when Nigerians like reach sex matter...choi

emmyjack2007:
ur sisters is more than prostitude in dia house yurobas

What makes you think everybody that types the word 'igbo' in his comment is a yoruba? Jeez, you guys really need to get your sh¡ts together, this tribal sh¡ts ain't funny anymore. Rubbish.

ugotex85:

You have only shown the world how clannish and stu.pid you are. If your tribe's men and women are as industrious and successful as the Igbos you would have had a better education.

my believe is dey go to distant places whr dey believe no 1 wuld kno dem.....a frnd of mine met a gal here in lag as a prostitute, d same gal dat he was so sure of concerning Hw decent she was in delta....he Schs in delta.....no tribe is left out....I dnt kno d population of Hausa gals dat can b prostitutes, bt as for others, I beta nt talk

Congrat to naija.We carry first for laboshwang.