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Health › Re: Lady Uses Her Pant As Face-Mask In A South African Supermarket (Pics) by 22brains(m): 11:48pm On Feb 27, 2021

Shellsploit:
And that panty go dey ooze like ogili
Anyway na she alone go dey perceive the smell of her ozone layer...

Lalasticlala sef

Family › Re: "He Couldn't Get Me Pregnant For 10 Years, So I Tested My Fertility Elsewhere" by 22brains(m): 11:26pm On Feb 27, 2021

Islie:
Why I dug my wife’s grave to bury her alive — Nasarawa businessman

https://thenationonlineng.net/why-i-dug-my-wifes-grave-to-bury-her-alive-nasarawa-businessman/

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Family › Re: "He Couldn't Get Me Pregnant For 10 Years, So I Tested My Fertility Elsewhere" by 22brains(m): 11:24pm On Feb 27, 2021

moscobabs:
Abeg what's that other farmer's tool that always go hand in hand with cutlass?

file

Career › Re: High Paying Skills You Need To Learn In Nigeria. by 22brains(m): 11:03pm On Feb 27, 2021

DontBullshitMe:
Yahoo Yahoo

Internet Fraud

Then use Forex trading and Bitcoin trade as cover up.

Gbam!

PS : There are genuine Forex/Bitcoin traders.

abeg teach me work. No time for long story. 07019085859

Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Speaks Against Ban On Cryptocurrency (Video) by 22brains(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2021

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This mere house boy in aso rock go dey foam activities
Fake star boy..
The only star boy we know is wizkid and the weeknd
If them like make them ban am..
We go dey run our normal ptpt
If you are niggarrrr and you understand ptpt then you must be a real niggarr ...

You all quoting me to insult me....continue.....ain't scared
Because am a real niggarr

That is my baby girl...your boyfriend must be a real niggarr..if not that your boy friend is a real niggarr...I would have suggest we hang out.....but you know real niggarrrrs don't hangout with the girlfriend of other real niggarrrrs...if not your boyfriend might pull the trigger....and I have to retaliate by pulling my own trigger....with that the hood will no longer be safe for anybody....including you the baby girl we are fighting over

I have bitcoins to sell biko

Science/Technology › Re: Pictures Of Mars Released By NASA by 22brains(m): 5:24pm On Feb 26, 2021

ninjaxx:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILzUz0t1Tbw

as a geographer, I see a possibility of crude oil availability to there.

Health › Re: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by 22brains(op): 5:01pm On Feb 26, 2021

Freestainworld:
Maybe his father gave birth to him at old age.

no I know his family very well. His father even look younger than him. As in.... He old pass him papa

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Health › Re: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by 22brains(op): 4:58pm On Feb 26, 2021

Bola146:
I laughed because I read it here that one guy said he is smaller than his age, what of oversized men getting married to women everyday?. My dear, tell him you can't please the world, just love yourself. God knows what is best for you, maybe you will be killed if you are admitted into force. Ignore haters, nobody can make you happy expect yourself, love your body, spirit and soul, work harder to make money and be free. You will realize people will be closer to you. God bless you

this life no balance gan. I will also relate this to him. I pray he changes his evil thoughts

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Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by 22brains(m): 4:54pm On Feb 26, 2021

uncle005:
Wrong, 4 is blocked no liguid goes into 4. Look well again before you answer

hmmm don't blame me because I myself is blaming it on excessive gari intake. The country no balance sef

Health › He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by 22brains(op): 4:36pm On Feb 26, 2021

A friend of mine is seriously facing depression as a result of how old he's grown.

He disclosed his intentions to me that he wants to commit suicide because of the stigma of not able to do what his mates does that include age limit in the society.

With the love he has for the Nigeria military, he has applied to become a soldier severally but got disqualified on the basis of age. He applied for so many others with the same result.

His age mates who doesn't know much about his situation call him daddy, papa, old man which further worsen his state of mind.

He got fed up when his bank management denied him access to his account with the BVN he presented to make some accounting correction. They said his age on the BVN difer from his looks. They accused him of age falsification.

He was born on 1st of September 1996 but he actually look 30yrs older than his real age.

The question is, what could be the cause of him growing old everyday and how do I make him see positive reasons not to kill himself?

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Health › Re: A Nairalander's Account Balance (Picture) by 22brains(m): 4:01pm On Feb 26, 2021

IhateMyDad:
mehn my head is just paining me

I wonder how I'm gonna be feeding laidis later tonight, even next week

just withdrew my last card for some school stuffs today and honestly the account balance is just shocking me

Anyway... God dey

God no go shame us. Your own good sef. Praise God it's not 00.00

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by 22brains(m): 3:46pm On Feb 26, 2021

CarGuideNG:
Tank 7 has a hole at the bottom, so it would never get filled.

The pipe leading to tank 4 is blocked off, so tank 4 would never get filled.

The pipe leading to tank 6 is also blocked off from the major end, so tank 6 would never get filled.

The outlet of tank 3 connects to tank 7 which has a hole at the bottom, so tank 3 would never get filled.

The outlet of tank 2 from tank 1, is lower than the outlet of tank 3 from tank 1, so tank 2 would get the liquid first.

However,

Tank 2 has an outlet to tank 5, so tank 2 would never get filled.

That would leave tank 1 and tank 5

Tank 5 would get filled first.

no I disagree. When you poure water into a tank, it start from the basement. It is only when the basement can retain water that the container will get filled. From the diagram, 1 has two outlet (at the base and the rim) water reaches the basement first and immidiatly empties into 2 which equally has a channeling at the base that empties into 4. So only tank 4 can give the pressure to empty into 5&6. Tank 4 get filled first.

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by 22brains(m): 3:27pm On Feb 26, 2021

Goalnaldo:
Four will never full. That I'm sure about

if water is poured in from 1, as indicated in the diagram through a bottle, the cup 4 will get filled first. Cup 1 has two channeling piping outlet (from the basement and the rim) wen water gets to the basement, it empties into 2 which equally has a channeling at the base networked to 4.

Forum Games › Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by 22brains(m): 3:17pm On Feb 26, 2021

PharmaGirl:
So which one?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 or 7?
Remember, it's not as simple as it looks .

Your time starts now!

"4" because 1&2 empties directly to it and it has no further chanel.

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Appointed Ambassador By Nigerian Christian Pilgrim Commission (Pix) by 22brains(m): 3:05pm On Feb 26, 2021

Priscy01:
More

maybe the op is trying to say "AMBASSADOOM" imagine someone without christian morals appointed as it's ambassador. Maybe it's a way of forcing her to total repentance.

Politics › Re: Abdulsalami Abubakar: Negotiating With Bandits Not Best Solution by 22brains(m): 3:44pm On Feb 24, 2021

Amotolongbo:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/02/24/negotiating-with-bandits-not-best-solution-abdulsalam-abubakar/?amp&__twitter_impression=true

don't waste your saliva. Buhari only use alkaline approach to issues.

Science/Technology › Re: Indonesian Fisherman Stunned To Find Mutant Baby Shark With Human Face (Photos) by 22brains(m): 3:37pm On Feb 24, 2021

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/mutant-baby-shark-human-face-23550135

bring wetin huh

good luck abi bad luck huh

That Bleep will only bring "good locked"

Politics › Re: Miyyeti Allah Moves To Stop Cattle Sales To South, Threatens To Sue Ortom by 22brains(m): 1:02pm On Feb 24, 2021

zakim:
Quit Notice: MACBAN Moves To Stop Cattle Sales To South, Threatens To Sue Ortom

https://dailytrust.com/quit-notice-macban-moves-to-stop-cattle-sales-to-south-threatens-to-sue-ortom-2

wetin happen to fishes �� in the River huh

Does Fulani control them also huh

Crime › Re: Man Stabs His Younger Brother To Death In Edo (Photos) by 22brains(m): 7:50pm On Feb 22, 2021

NaijaCoverBlog:
Update From . COM

A man identified as Kadir is on the run after he allegedly stabbed his younger brother, Suleiman to death in Auchi, Etsako West Local Government Area of Edo State, Reports.

It was gathered By News Crew, That trouble started on Friday morning, February 19, when Suleiman scolded Kadir’s wife for being rude to their mother.

Kadir, who was not home when the altercation happened, confronted his younger brother for daring to rebuke his wife when he returned. Their mother was said to have intervened and settled the quarrel between the two siblings, Learnt.

However, not satisfied, Kadir was said to have revisited the issue later in the day and once again, their mother stepped in and calmed the situation.

Suleiman was said to have put the matter behind him and went about his normal business. Kadir later traced him to where he went to late in the evening, allegedly stabbed him and fled.

Suleiman was rushed to the hospital on Friday night where he died on Saturday morning from the injury he sustained during the attack.

Spokesperson of the Edo State Police Command, Princewill Osaigbovo, who confirmed the incident said that the victim died at the St. Jude Hospital, where he was rushed to for medical attention.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220433913502083&id=1358711983

a mother will now lose two sons because of a wife? I don't get it!!! How will the wife face the mother-in-law knowing she is the root cause of the homicide.

Politics › Re: Strange As Gumi Locates Bandits, Herdsmen Hideouts But Army, Police Can't – Reno by 22brains(m): 6:35pm On Feb 21, 2021

ijustdey:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/02/strange-as-gumi-locates-bandits-herdsmen-hideouts-but-army-police-cannot-reno-omokri/

whichever case, there was an enemy within in the case of ESN

Travel › Re: Abuja Crash: We Don’t Investigate Military Accidents – AIB by 22brains(m): 6:05pm On Feb 21, 2021

Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/breaking-abuja-crash-we-dont-investigate-military-accidents-aib/

karma of ORLU is imminent

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Cautions Religious Leaders Against Incendiary Comments by 22brains(m): 8:00am On Feb 21, 2021

simplePOS:
Why is everyone, especially the elites scared of breakup?

Abeg, if you sell online and deliver. check my signature and answer the questions if interested.

it's just out of greed. They don't want the country to break away during their tenure. They want to enjoy what others enjoyed at the detriment of the poor masses. It's just like your friend played bet9ja with #10,000 and won #10,000000. You equally played the same game and won the same amount but on your way to Cash out, you heard some people clamoring to shutdown bet9ja shops when you have not collected your winnings!!! My dear you will relate

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Politics › Re: Army Confirms Joint Operation With Police In Orlu LG, Imo State To Root Out IPOB by 22brains(m): 9:49am On Feb 19, 2021

How many fulani terrorists have been fished out of the Forest? The plan is clear, flush out ESN and pave way for herders to carry their guns freely in the bush.

Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 10:36pm On Jan 17, 2021

samwash:
Baby Mama trending...
Guys are happy to have Baby Mama's, they nor want anything to stress them.
Ladies are happy to be Baby Mama to weathly guys.
The question is now who will marry a Baby Mama?

At 20yrs with 5 yrs old boy, this mata get has he be, which parent go one even want use ear hear that kind tin.
This life don balance at all

hmmm na boji boji we still dey do. Parental palava never even enter. My parents, hmmm. Na world war III e go be.

Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 10:32pm On Jan 17, 2021

Hassanmaye:

lol...

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Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 4:32pm On Jan 16, 2021

endsarrrs:
SUCH LADY COULD BE EMOTIONALY HURT AND DESPERATE TO HOLD ON TO A GUY FOR NOW. . . IS HER FATHER ALIVE?

no.. her father is late

Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 4:14pm On Jan 16, 2021

squash47:
You want to settle down with a 20 year old baby Mama ? And u are just 26.

She is 20 years and d baby is 5 years.

Omo, she started swallowing dicks at 15. OP, this lady is more experienced than you in sexual things. Stay away from her.

Don't use your hand and put yourself in problem. There are so many girls out there. Who are better than her.

thanks. It seems the portion she gave me is gradually fading off. No wonder a problem shared is half sovled.

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Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 4:03pm On Jan 16, 2021

Innomama7:
bro match non dey start for 1, 0 na 0, 0 he sopos start
I non wat say I dey inside my room one small boy go come in the name of come check he pinkin begin shake my wife bean

this is deep. It got me really. Thanks

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Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 4:01pm On Jan 16, 2021

endsarrrs:
Com'on what do u gat in that 2.2brains?!

the brain is limited but not to learning. That's why I ask for some advice to upgrade it. We all learn.

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Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 3:57pm On Jan 16, 2021

thesicilian:
There's nothing wrong or embarrassing about marrying a single mom. If she's as good as you as you say, the best option might be to continue with her. But don't let anyone pressure you into a quick marriage, find out as much as you can about the father of the child and how close they still are, because whether you like it or not, except he's dead, he's always going to be in your lives because of the baby

thanks very much

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Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by 22brains(op): 3:55pm On Jan 16, 2021

JOACHINpedro:
I thought you were wise bro

nobody is all wise my dear. We all need some advice over pressing issues.

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