Kissing your man is not a problem,
The problem is how you do it. Stop making
sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U na suck away u dey suck?.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its
not a problem, The problem is screaming and
shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy
mary"...
You are having sex, Not a Church service!
And besides are you reminding
God to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is
not a problem in fact its very sexy.
The problem is wearing your mini looking all
nice and walking around and when you see
guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it
to be long?.... Abi...
Keep deceiving urself na.
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to
his on Facebook. =
Nne, his mother doesn't even know you.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem,
The problem is tagging yourself saint when
you know he didn't fvck himself but you...
So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE
BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the
case may be and please let us know the breed
of dogs you came to the world from coz ur
dad is male too and your mum have always
been his bed partner...
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is
short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be
contented like your Mother #Greedwillkillyou
7. You want a hardworking man, dedicated, trustworthy,
humble, caring, romantic, funny, bla bla bla, but you
want him to love you 'just the way you are'. God will judge you
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem, but wait, so ur dad and Clifford Orji are the same, or Derico?
and beside who asked u to try them all? Ashawo
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The
problem is having white face, yellow hands
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?



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Funny

lolx 2 bad

So hilarious

I know that you must have gone through a break before as a guy. There are certain silly things guys do after they get dumped by a pretty girl.

Are you guilty of any listed in the link below?

http://lifestyletonight..in/2015/06/silly-things-guys-do-after-they-get.html?m=0

2015 version of girl be like....

I need a real man that can look into my eyez and say, babe manage this 5 million naira

shoooooooooo.

dat number two is on point










.how can u be shouting tinz like














"Oh sweet lord"












"HOLY MAAAAAAAAAAARYYY"










..





"DJESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUSS"















ASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH......







and then she starts uttering things like







"Oh father, forgive us for wat we are doin on this bed"






.













i'm like

lolxxx

yaga

Good

hMmm,

hMmm, gals is dis true

ROFLMAO cnt really stop my self frm lol

and guys b like get a clay and made him ursrlf!! to number6&7