handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

Really
A hansom guy first
We exchanged numbers
We got talking
He came over
After suckling and punny tasting....
Suddenly realised he's got mouth odour

Something tells me I smell rat in here

freshdude99:
Really A hansom guy first We exchanged numbers We got talking He came over After suckling and punny tasting.... Suddenly realised he's got mouth odour
Something tells me I smell rat in here

keep smelling the rat

handbagss:


see me see trouble o.
let me be pls!
I love the hairs on my body

lol.. Free dem. Its nat as bad as dey make it seem.... At least to me.

jayhk:
lol.. Free dem. Its nat as bad as dey make it seem.... At least to me.

Thanks jare

handbagss:


it is rampant o.
would love to meet u *winks

.....And he will definitely break up wd u too..... and surely will you give d same testimony as d ex did...
lol

queenbesha:



Are your parents aware that their son is this stu.pid?

Mehn....you must have a very large brain to hold so much stupidity!!!

You are really a living proof that man can live without a brain!!!!

If I ever need a brain transplant, trust me I would use yours because I would want a brain that has never been used!!!

Incomprehensible dumbass!!!

Come on get out of here and go play with your mates!!!


Btw...just keep on blabbing, maybe someday you will say something sensible!

Also...don't forget to quote me further, I would definitely love to amuse myself with more of your foolishness

Birdbrain!!!

You are a proven low-life for bringing parents into this.

Cretinous fvcktard.

You had to type an epistle just to pour expletives.

I am sure you never wrote this well during your days in school (that's if you didn't sleep your way through with those pot-bellied lecturers of yours)

And who is talking of a brain transplant here..? You? Oh! I see, you really need one. For calling some one ''daft'' without seeing that the post was a shot at sacarsm.... Tell me again about the brain you think you have.

Your stupidity reeks from miles away. I wonder how you even manage to spell words correctly. Idiat!

NOTE: I won't dignify your ''mention'' with a reply any more. So Get a Map, hop in a car and drive to hell! At least that will ensure you fvck off my mentions, and also ensures the world is rid of foools like you who think with their sh*thole.

And that was how handbagss called me - sounding very happy - she made front page on NL.

She has been feeling like a celeb since then!

Museni:
And that was how handbagss called me - sounding very happy - she made front page on NL.

She has been feeling like a celeb since then!

Haba Museni!

handbagss:


hehehehehe...babes, u try o. if I were u, he wouldn't have touched me o.

I tend to put too much thought/care into how people feel. I wished my sister, or some friends of mine with a sort of blunt nature about them were there w/ me. They would've straight up told him

neoapocalypse:


This got me guffawing

I'm glad you took delight in my torture, man.

Pineapp:
You are indeed a ``handbag``……
What business does body spray and roll-on have with mouth odour??

O'boi abi o'girl, whatever u are, u no sabi read?

queenbesha:



Are your parents aware that their son is this stu.pid?

Mehn....you must have a very large brain to hold so much stupidity!!!

You are really a living proof that man can live without a brain!!!!

If I ever need a brain transplant, trust me I would use yours because I would want a brain that has never been used!!!

Incomprehensible dumbass!!!

Come on get out of here and go play with your mates!!!


Btw...just keep on blabbing, maybe someday you will say something sensible!

Also...don't forget to quote me further, I would definitely love to amuse myself with more of your foolishness

Birdbrain!!!

oh my dear who made you this angry? Never knew that you could be angry at times. Well na like this you go de quarrel with me in our marital home? #lol#