Hey guys, saw this article on news.com.au. By sam clench..
I totally agree with him..


1. LISTENING TO SAD MUSIC
You want to curl up in bed and listen to songs
with names like "Heartbreak", "Love Lost" and
"We Were In Love". Fight that urge. You'll depress
yourself and irritate everyone else. Try to stick
with something upbeat.
2. CALLING YOUR RELATIONSHIP
"COMPLICATED"
It's not complicated. You'd like to think it's
complicated, because that would give you some
remote chance of patching things up. In the real
world, your relationship status is set firmly to
"single".
3. STALKING THEM ON FACEBOOK
While we're using terms like "relationship status",
let's talk about Facebook. Stay away from your
ex's profile. Don't look at their photos. Don't do a
background check on every member of the
opposite sex who posts on their wall, because
that's creepy as hell.
4. STALKING THEM IN REAL LIFE
You took a pair of binoculars to the cricket once,
and there's a black turtleneck somewhere in your
wardrobe. That doesn't make you a sleuth, and if
you try to act like one you'll probably earn
yourself a restraining order.
5. "ACCIDENTALLY" TEXTING THEM
"Oops, sorry, sent that to the wrong person. So ...
how are you?" Never send this text. It is the most
transparently desperate thing you could possibly
do.
6. MOANING TO EVERYONE
It's not that your friends don't care about your
anguish. It's that you've been telling them about it
for the last three weeks, and there are only so
many times they can nod and coo
sympathetically. You're allowed to be sad, but
most people have limits.
7. BUYING A CAT
That pet might help you get through a few lonely
months, but then you'll have to look after it for
another five years. Cleaning up cat vomit isn't
glamorous. Besides, there's always the risk that
you'll buy another pet, then another, and
eventually the local children will start calling you
"cat lady". Then who'll date you?
8. GROWING A GEEK BEARD
Patchy facial hair won't solve anything. If you let
your face sprout at will, the only new friends you
meet will be chatting to you in Elvish during a late
night World of Warcraft session.
9. HATING EVERY HAPPY COUPLE YOU SEE
It's not their fault your relationship collapsed, so
don't penalize them for it. Having said that, if
they're snogging like famished ferrets on a
crowded train, feel free to "tsk" in disapproval.
That's just gross.
10. BOTHERING ANOTHER EX
The most selfish thing you can do when someone
dumps you is to go crawling back to someone you
yourself dumped. They've gone through the hard
slog, they're finally over you and then you try to
reel them back in because you're feeling a bit
lonely. Wake up to yourself.

11. WATCHING ANY ROMANCE FILM
If the movie in question includes a love story and
doesn't involve a series of large explosions, turn it
off. Incidentally, the perfect post-breakup film is
Monty Python's The Life of Brian. Particularly this
part of it (mild language warning).

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