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Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:15am On Jun 20, 2015
.[color=#000099]Sperm is one of the vital components when
planning to start a family. Like a women's
egg, a man's sperm must be healthy in order
to reach and penetrate the egg. Though sperm
is mainly used for procreation, it can have
extraordinary benefits for everyday life.
In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound
called Spermine can be found. This particular
compound is also known as an antioxidant. It
is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin
and help with taming or preventing acne.
Bioforskning, a Norwegian company, has
synthesized the compounds into a facial
cream. According to Bioforskning, the cream
Spermine is 30 times more effective than
vitamin E and can delay the aging process by
20 percent. However, nature's most natural
facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.
Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but
also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In
a recent study, researchers demonstrated that
women who were directly exposed to semen
were less likely to be depressed. The study
stated mood-altering hormones that are
present in semen can be absorbed through the
vagina. Some of these mood-altering
chemicals include, but are not limited to
prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin,
which assist in enhancing one's mood and
serotonin, a widely known antidepressant
neurotransmitter.
Sperm is also directly linked to the frequency
and intensity of a woman's morning sickness.
According to SUNY-Albany psychologist
Gordon Gallup, the frequency of morning
sickness is directly related to the frequency of
insemination during pregnancy. Gallup and
graduate student Jeremy Atkinson revealed
women who undergo artificial insemination
may experience worst cases of vomiting, and
nausea.
When it comes to cooking, although semen
may be the farthest thing from your mind,
according to "Natural Harvest-A Collection of
Semen-Based Recipes
," semen is very nutritious. The cook book
advertises semen as an "inexpensive"
ingredient that can give any food an
"interesting twist."
Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of
invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World
War I, the British Intelligence Service
discovered semen can act as invisible ink.
Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not
react to means of detection such as iodine
vapor.
Unless you are a part of an intelligence serve
of some kind, invisible ink may not be
essential, however if you ever need a facial
Spermine may be a great option.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 8:18am On Jun 20, 2015
too long.
Literature section abeg ------>>

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by austinesteve(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2015
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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Cutehector(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2015
If spermmmm were to cure breast cancer, many men will die of rape..

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:26am On Jun 20, 2015
Cutehector:
If spermmmm were to cure breast cancer, many men will die of rape..

Lmao.....
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 8:28am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:
too long.
Literature section abeg ------>>

No vex...wondering how u used to read for exams...Dubbing master.

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 8:34am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


No vex...wondering how u used to read for exams...Dubbing master.
wah u posted up der is no where related to an exam, ryt?
So note d diff.

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 8:37am On Jun 20, 2015
nd guyz b wasting it on S.S since d time of Goliath lipsrsealed sad

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:40am On Jun 20, 2015
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:43am On Jun 20, 2015
sinaj:
nd guyz b wasting it on S.S since d time of Goliath lipsrsealed sad
wahz "S.S"? undecided
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 8:56am On Jun 20, 2015
SuperSuave:
wahz "S.S"? undecided
nd u xpect me to tell u wen ya head iz bent like diz sad

smile jore wink

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 8:59am On Jun 20, 2015
sinaj:


nd u xpect me to tell u wen ya head iz bent like diz sad


smile jore wink
grin cheesy smiley as you don see my 32 now oya whisper it to mewink grin
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by sinaj(f): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2015
SuperSuave:
grin cheesy smiley as you don see my 32 now oya whisper it to mewink grin

oya bring ya ear...

*whispers* itz Self service lipsrsealed
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by SuperSuave(m): 9:27am On Jun 20, 2015
sinaj:


oya bring ya ear...

*whispers* itz Self service lipsrsealed
oh That! 'They' waste it during bj too. wink
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Mhizizzy(f): 9:38am On Jun 20, 2015
Nice; post

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Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 10:46am On Jun 20, 2015
sinaj:
nd guyz b wasting it on S.S since d time of Goliath lipsrsealed sad

Babe u go fit pay make I de supply u. Buy one get one free.
Very affordable. grin
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 10:53am On Jun 20, 2015
Chinatownm:


Babe u go fit pay make I de supply u. Buy one get one free.
Very affordable. grin

On d contuary, Sperm Banks do pay as much N20,000 per 10ml if it meets their standard. While waste it on ur girlfriend or S.S........
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 10:57am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


On d contuary, Sperm Banks do pay as much N20,000 per 10ml if it meets their standard. While waste it on ur girlfriend or S.S........

Bros I was thought while growing up dat 2 is company n 3 is crowd. Nobody informed u about dat. .

Tanx for d info if dats wat u want
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 10:58am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:

wah u posted up der is no where related to an exam, ryt?
So note d diff.

I can bet it that if ur wealth inheritance was stated in the last paragraph of any write up, u will end up dying poor.... becos u can't read more than two lines in any write up.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:01am On Jun 20, 2015
Chinatownm:


Bros I was thought while growing up dat 2 is company n 3 is crowd. Nobody informed u about dat. .

Tanx for d info if dats wat u want

Hmmm...am sure u learnt DAT while growing up wit weed smokers...nothing personal.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:03am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


I can bet it that if ur wealth inheritance was stated in the last paragraph of any write up, u will end up dying poor.... becos u can't read more than two lines in any write up.

and I keep wandrinq y yhu so much pained
I didn't read daht load of crap up der. undecided

Its mine to decide, stop bankinq on nuffin.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by Chinatownm(m): 11:06am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


Hmmm...am sure u learnt DAT while growing up wit weed smokers...nothing personal.

Ur making it personal by rearing ur ugly cunt head to whr u are not invited. Stay down or wen next I shoot, u will be battered.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:07am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:


and I keep wandrinq y yhu so much pained
I didn't read daht load of crap up der. undecided

Its mine to decide, stop bankinq on nuffin.

I don't understand wat u r writing.... pls, don't do two things at a time.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:11am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


I don't understand wat u r writing.... pls, don't do two things at a time.
i†z none of ma biz if ur
claiminq u don't understand wah i posted.
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:12am On Jun 20, 2015
Chinatownm:


Ur making it personal by rearing ur ugly cunt head to whr u are not invited. Stay down or wen next I shoot, u will be battered.

R u okay? Did u say cunt head? Hmmm...
Plss, am waiting for u to start shooting ur sperm.
Lolzzzz...
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:14am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:

i†z none of ma biz if ur
claiminq u don't understand wah i posted.

Pls, ave u finished smoking?
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by dharay99: 11:16am On Jun 20, 2015
imoh4king:


Pls, ave u finished smoking?

Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:25am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:

I am waiting for ur Ifa

Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by swimcash(m): 11:28am On Jun 20, 2015
pple postin bullshit
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 11:34am On Jun 20, 2015
swimcash:
pple postin bullshit
.....silence.......
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by boss1310(m): 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
your topic-inviting your write up-disinteresting
Re: Extraordinary Things You Can Do With Sperm by imoh4king(m): 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2015
boss1310:
your topic-inviting your write up-disinteresting
Ok....

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