jantofubu:
is cucumber the name of a car?

No...name of a country...smh

jantofubu:
is cucumber the name of a car?

Yes

JoeCutie:
When people throw to the Dogs, food that's meant for human beings...

That was a very shameful thing to do. A shame to womanhood, and a slap on the male folks. I just don't know why our ladies won't just learn. A girl would like you seriously, she'd show you all the signs. When you approach her to talk to her, she'd begin to 'form' one very stupid and annoying thing again, in the name of "being a girl". Rubbish! Then after you leave, she'd resort to using "Cucumbers" again. Timidity!!!

Ladies, know what you want and go for it. Recognize your opportunity and seize it. If you don't do it, it might come back to haunt you.

Take a closer look at the below picture, and learn from it.

. Hahahaa! U bad gan. I don laf tire. Most ladies play hard to get cuz guys re only interested in sleepin wit a babe.

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

Big bosom mama...I am sure you also cocumbate once in a while, so pls don't blame her.

And THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS SO BEGAN THE CUMCUMBER SCARCITY IN OUR MARKETS.

What is the fate of that Cucumber girl sef? I just hope she's ok wherever she is now. I feel for her. Let other girls learn 4rm her dilemma o! Happy Sunday to all my peeps on Nairaland!

bushdoc9919:
Eating cucumbers is good for your health.

Even me...I don't like cucumbers...but I knows I must eat more of them.

(And no immuendo meant).

Innuendo!

Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.

hey gurl I don't have to start beating around the bush ..We are grown-ups...that assss I wanna have a taste of it

xtervaganza:
how did she masturbate with cucumber? i must admit my thing is not as big as the cucmbers ive seen

Not masturbate...its nw call cucumbate..u hrd!!

Very Soon now the Price will rapidly increase and NAFDAC will take Charge...

xtervaganza:
how did she masturbate with cucumber? i must admit my thing is not as big as the cucmbers ive seen

Not masturbate...its nw called cucumbate..u hrd!!

mikaael:




Not masturbate...its nw called cucumbate..u hrd!!

ok sir lol

mikaael:


No...name of a country...smh

Close to western Germany!

JoeCutie:
When people throw to the Dogs, food that's meant for human beings...

That was a very shameful thing to do. A shame to womanhood, and a slap on the male folks. I just don't know why our ladies won't just learn. A girl would like you seriously, she'd show you all the signs. When you approach her to talk to her, she'd begin to 'form' one very stupid and annoying thing again, in the name of "being a girl". Rubbish! Then after you leave, she'd resort to using "Cucumbers" again. Timidity!!!

Ladies, know what you want and go for it. Recognize your opportunity and seize it. If you don't do it, it might come back to haunt you.

Take a closer look at the below picture, and learn from it.

My guy stop wasting your time advising women dat know exactly what they're doing. You think women are dumbb? They're not oh...a woman will rather Cucumbate than have sex with a Man she feels no Sexual attraction for unlike a Man dat can straff a 101year old punnany just to quench Konji.

Men are different from Women so it's important you know that so you won't need all ds vituperations. She will form if she feels no Sexual attraction but she might not tell you cos she's waiting for when she'll feel it or she's getting something else from you, but once she feels it you'll know and she'll be d one who'll feck you sef.

there are some nairaland girls that would be sweet to cucumbate with...

tayoxx:
hey gurl I don't have to start beating around the bush ..We are grown-ups...that assss I wanna have a taste of it

becareful what you wish for …

abiolert:
.

U can do beta dan dt

teeowl:
there are some nairaland girls that would be sweet to cucumbate with...

like criosly









Online cucumbating

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

Greatest Lioness ..

Hail varsity of Nigeria ..My alma mater ..

Happiness87:
becareful what you wish for …

trust me I can handle that....I'm always extra careful

Pls UNN babes swallow your pride and just buzz me, will help you activate your real feelings for men not cucumber. twistakelv@yahoo.com

hmm,and here was i thinking a girl would never do anything as stupid,end time things

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

like me

Lol, CUCUMBATE!

Pineapp:
The cucumber cucumbated her cucumbling and made her cucumblate..

Way ray!

tayoxx:
trust me I can handle that....I'm always extra careful

just pass dude, thanks

if gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate if gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate

All those guys at the FP shaa!

Happiness87:
just pass dude, thanks

hey don't get offended ...it's just a matter of choice....yes or no

Vstuffs:
Meanwhile,Somewhere In Eni-Njoku boys Hostel

CUCUMBER AVAILABLE 4 SALE
Small size,.....Large

unilag guy ,

Konji is now very urgent like BVN

Vstuffs:
Meanwhile,Somewhere In Eni-Njoku boys Hostel

CUCUMBER AVAILABLE 4 SALE
Small size,.....Large

Na my hostel you dey use do yeye okwaya