pbs4real:
trust me u gna enjoy it. .

reading through your profile its obvious the kind of dude you are... This social media babes are all yours!!

pbs4real:
i cnt rem ever doing such. . Nyc ass u gat

i knew where you were heading …

Happiness87:
reading through your profile its obvious the kind of dude you are... This social media babes are all yours!!

u shldn't judge a book by its cover

Happiness87:
i knew where you were heading …

hahaha,sharp gal. . .nw tel me are u really the one on dat dp of urz or a clone of ya.

pbs4real:
u shldn't judge a book by its cover

alright dude

pbs4real:
hahaha,sharp gal. . .nw tel me are u really the one on dat dp of urz or a clone of ya.

nope … … just believe what you want jare

rheether:
That girl get mind ooo.. So UNN boys dick small?? No wonder she went for a cucumber.

u no know weti some girls carry down below....d hole dey massive

Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.

2 fingers no do her again dats y she went for massive cucumber.

OP CUCUMBER IS NOT THE SWEETEST FRUIT ON EARTH. TRY PINEAPPLE, FRESH APPLE(NOT THE ONES SOLD IN NIG), ORANGE ETC

An idle female mind in UNN is a cucumber workshop.

JoeCutie:
Lol. That's my point; why do ladies "play" hard to get, when they "are not" hard to get. They just "play" it. Why?

Toh! My brother,I dnt knw o. Bt it is well. Make una ma change

ruffDiamond:
na true o but many too dey form.

true talk. Anyone wey person saby do make him do well.

Y wont it reign wen men has dcided to sleep wit and marry dia fellow men.

chizidgreat:
Ever since the news went viral about the UNN first year student who accidentally had her private part wounded while masturbating with a cucumber, that particular word 'cucumber' had become the most trending and the most popular word both among students and staff having metamorphosed into expressions like:

Please, let us go and cucumbate

Cucumber is the sweetest fruit on earth

Please, avoid cucumbers that are too long etc.

It went to a peak when Social Work students had to go round the school protesting against the use of cucumber and inviting students to come to their service instead of going to the point of using cucumber.

The one that annoyed me personally is when some rude boy use. the unfortunate incident to make jest of some girls who do not have boyfriends as though it had now become more trendy to fornicate with clear eyes.

I implore everybody to use their tongues and count their teeth. The way everyone shouts out the girl's issue as if they are all saints makes me think twice about our generation.


It behoves my thinking when I think that we hear terrible news of immorality and rape and child molestation every day and yet people only make jest of them instead.

I think we should seek to get closer to God and seek the help of the Holy Spirit at this trends

. last days

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

Dont cucumbate rather carrote

oochi123:
Toh! My brother,I dnt knw o. Bt it is well. Make una ma change

You don't know gini? You know oh. Ain't you a lady? Tell me.

Happiness87:
becareful what you wish for …

Had to checkout d ass he wishes for and it's a real ass-et...pls don't try d cow-girl style widdit...

tunnamania11:

That's when I would make her regret what she did. No matter the seduction, I would never give her chance.

Are you sure?

loomer:
Small time now the thing go come scarce like fuel

Which one, bro: the Cucumber or the Cucumbated?

JoeCutie:
You don't know gini? You know oh. Ain't you a lady? Tell me.

hahahahahaha.bt u dnt expect a babe to just give in easily like dat.u ma think am na.

bigass123:
What day is sabbath... Saturday or Sunday?

to me s sunday if u like pick thursday na u like

JoeCutie:
Are you sure?

Yes

Go and study your Bible well bro

hotgunz:
to me s sunday if u like pick thursday na u like

datalossvictim1:
I can't even use a broom stick cucumbers are massive. Nawa oo

how old are you sef

JoeCutie:
Which one, bro: the Cucumber or the Cucumbated?

The cucumbated go make the cucumber scarce

oochi123:
hahahahahaha.bt u dnt expect a babe to just give in easily like dat.u ma think am na.

So you're saying we should press you hard? Press! Press!! And press!!!?

tunnamania11:

Yes

Oga, you go hungry oh.

JoeCutie:
So you're saying we should press you hard? Press! Press!! And press!!!?

u re very very funny.

oochi123:
u re very very funny.

Thanks.

asadike:
same here.

your toto go don turn to borehole be dat now

pbs4real:
i trust u. . . Iyangbali 1 of NL

I go wound you o

IYANGBALI:
I go wound you o

I gree I knw get ur power. . . .u fit break man waist