bushdoc9919:
Eating cucumbers is good for your health.

Even me...I don't like cucumbers...but I knows I must eat more of them.

(And no immuendo meant).

kestolove95:
if gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate if gurlz cucumbate den guys handibate

jantofubu:
is cucumber the name of a car?

STOjo:
What is handibating and how do you know when you are not a man. I beg "wonyo won yo" i.e. pele pele.

Genea:
unilag guy ,

Feranchek:


Na my hostel you dey use do yeye okwaya

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

kayo80:


Big bosom mama...I am sure you also cocumbate once in a while, so pls don't blame her.

DonCrust:


Lol I am lion Donrust, come let me cucumber you!

Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.

Happiness87:
2fingers at least would have saved her this embarrassment

get well soon dear.

kindly desist from making jokes of her situation, we all have little secrets.

dunkem21:



Greatest Lioness ..

Hail varsity of Nigeria ..My alma mater ..

asadike:
no my dear, i dont cocumbate, we have so many lions in unn, hungry ones for that matter, so why cocumbate?

Vstuffs:
No,a UNN Student


Also my hostel too....

kayo80:


Oh! That's great. I didn't even know you were in unn. Have fun feeding the hungry lions in unn.

asadike:
abeg o, am a one guy kind of gal o. i dont double date coz i cant bear to cheat on my man.

kayo80:


Ok good. Although I wish I could have a taste of your mamary glands.

chizidgreat:
Ever since the news went viral about the UNN first year student who accidentally had her private part wounded while masturbating with a cucumber, that particular word 'cucumber' had become the most trending and the most popular word both among students and staff having metamorphosed into expressions like:

Please, let us go and cucumbate

Cucumber is the sweetest fruit on earth

Please, avoid cucumbers that are too long etc.

It went to a peak when Social Work students had to go round the school protesting against the use of cucumber and inviting students to come to their service instead of going to the point of using cucumber.

The one that annoyed me personally is when some rude boy use. the unfortunate incident to make jest of some girls who do not have boyfriends as though it had now become more trendy to fornicate with clear eyes.

I implore everybody to use their tongues and count their teeth. The way everyone shouts out the girl's issue as if they are all saints makes me think twice about our generation.


It behoves my thinking when I think that we hear terrible news of immorality and rape and child molestation every day and yet people only make jest of them instead.

I think we should seek to get closer to God and seek the help of the Holy Spirit at this trends

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

DennisEche:
cumcuber wonder

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

abiolert:
.

gensteejay:

What are the health benefits of eating cucumber sir? Is it true that if one eats cucumber frequently, one can lose weight?

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Abeg make una free that babe. She no want carry belle and she no want STDs.

hotgunz:
Can u jst keep sabbath day holy and remember our dearlin muslim brother re fastin too.