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The dude no get level... .. he is de one to locate their office and is to ask for Ben's PA too.... End time invitation

CalebIkechi:
Chelsae is going down Glory Glory Man Utd....Utd till i die

you talk as if man utd is going up

ademega:
then his minsters are to be blamed

true talk coz the man can't even read nor write

DikSin:
Why would any sane responsible neega wait/depend on that pea-nut sef?

Hit fiverr and get the best outa life!

bro how do we make money on this fiverr?

TonyeBarcanista:
I hope those clownish IPOB Biafrans digest this, especially the emboldened. When we(Niger Deltans and Ijaws) tell them that we believe in Nigeria and not Biaafraa they abuse us. I'm sure they can comprehend Tompolo reiterating the Niger Delta position on Nigeria project unconditionally.

I noticed that these IPOB guys have been making inflamatory statement "on behalf of Tompolo" hoping that the government will invade and run Gbaramatu Kingdom, and then they(IPOB) will use the opportunity to shout Biafraaaa. Anyway, this scheme is Dead on Arrival.

As for Tompolo, he is an Ijawman, and should understand that the spirit of Ijaw nation is one based on justice. While I sympathise with him in his ongoing travail, I have to state that he has no choice but to obey court summon. For the good of everyone(including himself), he should submit to the authorities. If he does otherwise, the spirit of Ijaw won't back him and he'll be disgraced.

when will u stop showing the world how stupid u are? How does tompolo's problem connects to ipob here?

End time honour

free2ryhme:
Igbo chief interviewing a small yoruba boy


only when money is involve

mumu it's a video shoot

MikeBAG:
My sister foolishly enter their trap
She left home last year November, Forfeited her Admission, Use the Registration fee to Fund her GLND business.
till this day she is not back, and she refused to pick any of my family member call.
the worst of it the benefits of the business NO DEY SHOW FOR HER BODY SHE DON ACCUMULATE DEBT FOR US TO PAY.

PLEASE TALK TO YOUR SISTER AND NO LET HER SEE MONEY WITH HER EYES.

Confused government

I hope their salary is above 500k? Nonsense

Empty treat from a kid who doesn't have the guts

Op please don't deceive people by posting rubbish here... Abians are protesting the kangaroo judgement.... in ikpeazu we trust

scantee:
Hello Guys! Lets share our exprience in our respective companies, the challanges we face, the good tidings of each companies and compare it with each. The main reasons i'm doing this here, is because i got loads of mail from Nairalanders, asking me to give them crew about all this companies concerning the post i made some time ago.

Here we go. I have worked in the following companies they have their good and their bad. (1) MOBIL (PH): here i jst worked as a contract staff so no much benefit or packages for me as being a
(2) AgipBrass Island Bayelsa) I Worked as HSE Adviser here, left them many years back due to they don't pay their staff on time.

(3) NLNG, (Bonny Island R/State) one of the best. If not the best everybody would wish to work with, I worked as SAP Team member here, they have good tidings and good packages for their staff (not contractors staff) one of the good thing i like about them is, they allow their staff to make use of their hilux outside the company site unlike other coys,, to go with it and flex as much as u can without much limitations, they pay their staff every last friday of every month,

They often host party for their staff/ the host community last saturday of every month.

(4)SPDC (Bonny Island) Currently working here as Network/System Admin . Though they are good, but not like Shell we use to know before, since most directors now are naija made lol, and they more into contracting jobs unlike before, things has really changed. though they still pay well but not as it used to be , but their policy is not easy to maintain. The only advantage of working with them is their (Electronic ID) Which permits/gives u access to all the shell terminal nation wide and beyond, and it gives u access to eat in any of their (SPDC Canteen) and their ID enables you to have access to their internet service when you slot it in their customize keyboard. You wil as well enjoy what they call (HAPPY HOUR) is a party that comes up every last friday of the month.

You can sign in about (5) of ur friends using ur ID card, they will be offered free drinks and foods all night in the party. Top naija artists use to performing live during the party.

Omo come see chicks begging you to sign them in, u just dey form like...eh." but you don't dare go out with any Spdc hilux out of the terminal except on official duty, but i guess is due to the IVMS which monitors your speed limits, that might affect the audit during the monthly vehicles inspection audit.

Feel free to shares urs let's have fun of it ( sorry i'm typing through my phone so the text might lack formatting and lots of typooooo.
keep it rolling

op thanks for the information... but I'm a fresh engineering graduate and I need a job, your help will be highly appreciated, you can contact me on kynbasil@yahoo.com or drop your mail so I can contact you.. Thanks once more

Mcheeeew... fake news everywhere

otemanuduno:
Next pls
Meanwhile here are the football prophecies for 2016:

Note- No. 5 of it has been fulfilled yesterday. Some Nairalanders can testify to that. If you doubt the prophet, thy Football Club shall perish forever. Believe the PROPHET and make profit.

1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.

Watch out for the 6th Prophecy today: Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose any match in JANUARY.

Tottenham will win Epl? Op what did drink?

That's maturity....

Lol why are you guys giving this ass this publicity?

Bryan37:
I just watched olamide threw a Mic on the stage

That lil kesh should have won the award

Only for don jazzy to tell Olamide to come and Collect the CAR

And just walked out of the Award with MAVIS crew

Luk @ d executions so poor

Who gave them this " No stage presenter idea"

It made the award so boring

Ns d mics, God
What the hell, I just sacrificed a 5 hours sleep to watch this trash.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qgNXtOxgo

The truth is olamide acted like a kid, first the voting was done and people voted according to their choice, like me I voted for kiss Daniel and he didn't win, so it's soly based on voting and not by hand picking, olamide should have known better....... I believe he was drunk tho** Don Jazzy response was not intelligent too

Duru009:
I will give him 2/10.
He evaded most of the techanical questns ask him by the media.
1.The issue of naira crunch wre nigerian cannt evn use their cards to make transaction abroad, he was totally confuse n didnt knw what to answer.
2. Even on the issue of appointment and marginalisation he was totally confuded. And also on the issue bodering on the masses. Couldnt give a cogent reasons.

Well. He has tried. Since this is his first media chat. It seems he doesnt rilly know what is happening in the country.

It was fair though..........

and how will he know what is happening in Nigeria when he is bussy flying around the globe.... did u see y we need his certificate?

TheDevilIsALai:
It's a geostationary satellite and needs a low latitude ground based centre.

They picked Nigeria because the PDP formed and pumped money into NASDA.

The ground station will be remotely managed from Belarus and NASDA will just house the ground station receivers and fuel the backup generators.

I hope they can manage that .

But what does Belarus need a geo satellite for?

There's more to this....

please tell them.. nairaland illiterates

story for the gods

killzone:
Went on my usual trip to nairaland as usual to laugh and saw a review about a phone the Gionee Marathon M5,the guys review was nice tho I was impressed. Then I considered the fact since the Gionee Marathon M5 and Galaxy J7 are at the same price range. Let’s do a comparison the Gionee Marathon M5 Vs Samsung Galaxy J7.

Samsung Galaxy J7 Key features
-Dual-SIM phone
-5.5″ Super AMOLED of 720 x 1,280px resolution, ~267ppi
-Snapdragon 615 version: 64-bit chipset, octa-core Cortex-A53 processor (four cores at 1.5GHz and four at 1GHz); Adreno 405 GPU;
-1.5GB of RAM
-Android 5.1 Lollipop with TouchWiz, theme support
-13MP with f1.9 aperture camera capable of 1080p video recording, 5MP with f2.2 aperture front-facing camera, 1080p video
-16GB of built-in storage
-Wi-Fi b/g/n, GPS/GLONASS, Bluetooth 4.1, ANT+
-3,000mAh battery

Gionee Marathon M5
Dual-SIM phone
-5.5″AMOLED of 720 x 1,280px resolution, ~267ppi with corning gorilla glass 3.
-2GB RAM with 32GB internal storage.
-MediaTek MT6735 quad core chipset
-battery 6000Mah
-Android OSv5.1 with amigo v5.1
-Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, hotspot Bluetoothv4.0, A2DP.

Let’s take a critical look at the phones.
Design
Gionee Marathon M5
The m5 weighs 211g and measures at 8.5 mm in thickness, which is surprising for a 6000 mAh battery smartphone in 2015.
The 4.7mm edges compensates for the weight giving it a somewhat slim profile.

The device has a very solid case and we’ll built (like a tank) and it feels strong .it features a non removable metal back cover. It has a metal frame and it’s quite comfortable to use with one hand.

Samsung Galaxy J7
The Samsung Galaxy J7 measures 152.2 x 78.7 x 7.5mm (7.9mm on some versions). It’s also 30g heavier at 171g. The device doesn’t feel heavy tho but I have small hands so they don’t really fit but its quite comfortable. It features a removable back cover and This all gives it a bulkier feel and the all-plastic exterior gives away its lower position in the pecking order.

Winner : The Galaxy J7 it’s thinner and much comfortable in your hands.

Display

Before we begin I would like to discuss the difference between the amoled and super amoled display.
Super AMOLED also better brightness and battery life than amoled displays. And Super Amoled are only used by Samsung phones.

Gionee Marathon M5
The m5 features a 5.5 inch AMOLED OGS panel, with a 1280 x 720 pixel resolution .
The display is protected with corning gorilla glass 3 which is less prone to scratches.

Samsung Galaxy J7
The Samsung Galaxy J7 comes with a large Super AMOLED display. In recent years, these have become known for their accurate colors, great sunlight legibility and excellent quality though this particular 5.5″ screen has only 720p resolution.

Winner :it’s a draw for me the marathon m5 comes with Gorilla glass 3 in case of scratches while the galaxy J7 has super amoled display which makes colours more brighter.

Audio Quality
Gionee Marathon M5
The Gionee Marathon M5 produces very clear loud and clean sound output and no muffled, distorted or tiny sound. The headphones are elegant, comfortable and offer great noise canceling and bass.

Samsung Galaxy J7
The smartphone produced had perfectly clean output and above average volume levels here to round up a great showing and with earpiece it’s a whole new level.

Winner : tie

Battery and power consumption

Gionee Marathon M5
The Gionee Marathon M5 comes with a battery capacity of 6020mah and can last an average of 9-11 hours of screen on time.

Samsung Galaxy J7
The Galaxy J7 comes with 3000mah and last an average of 6-8hrs of screen time.

Winner : the Gionee Marathon M5 beats the galaxy J7 hands down.

Performance
Gionee Marathon M5.
The marathon m5 comes with 2GB Of RAM And a MT6735 quad core processor which isn’t that powerful.

Samsung Galaxy J7
The Galaxy J7 comes with 1.5GB RAM and has a snapdragon 615 processor.

Winner : the galaxy J7 comes with a snapdragon 615 octacore processor which is a 64bit chipset even though it’s not a 2GB RAM phone, the processor compensate for that.

nice review bro..... naturally I would prefer going for the Samsung but I'm using a Samsung galaxy grand prime which lags a lot, so how long have u used the j5 to be sure it wunt lag? coz if ur a heavy user like me it can take up to a month before the lag starts........

but they told us that Boko haram can not coordinate attach again

This man is one of the most corrupt ministers in Gej administration,. I remember during the good governance tour which he was the chairman, this man came to Abia state and after seeing the condition of the state he still went to Abuja and said that TA ORJI is a performing governor.. only because he has been bribed to say so... so he better not open that his gutter mouth... maybe he is seeking for attention tho*

imagine!!! the judge has stepped down from the case.... simply because he don't want to dent his integrity, who knows what they (Buhari & duara secret service 'dss') wanted him to do.......

coolitempa:
The f0ol never black reach.....jail him or sentence him to death...treasonable felony is a crime punishable by death I believe....waiting for the lawyers to confirm....

you didn't even read where the judge said he has steped down from the case.... I believe ur Buhari n co wants to coars him in give unfair judgment that's y de judge stepped down... I recommend you go back to primary school and start from there....

Icon4s:
I thought he was an half cast?

Na naija prison darken him like this?

who told U he is a half cast?

this is why Nigeria will never be great, we youths have failed to rise up and man up.... PDP misruled this country we all know that, does it mean even when they (pdp)are telling us the truth and the evidence is there for us to see and most of us are showing less concern? we're talking about our future here and the hardship we're already in............. I pity this country with tribal politic....

tnx to our Dullard president.. Yahoo Yahoo is gradually becoming the most lucrative business in Nigeria... I really need to get a new laptop now...........

tnx to our Dullard president.. Yahoo Yahoo is gradually becoming the most lucrative business in Nigeria... I really need to get a new laptop now........