What does your tattoo read

And we say this one is also the leader of tomorrow. No wonder aged ancestors like Buhari and Obasanjo dont want to give you people chance. If tomorrow this one mistakenly joins APC and is voted in by f00lish Almajiri, he will become a useless leader like our Present dullard. Imagine!

See all these "LINUS" dem,

*indomie and egg.
*shawarma.
*suya.



All these gals, one of the above rocked ur boat.


Back den in skul, na friday "fayrouz" shawarma (den, it was N400) I don't know d price now. It really gave me enuf puissies.


Friday, I de hail u.

Mzdivacious:
showing a lil booby,a pass to fcking most boys...now who is cheaperoh i forgot,the average chauvinistic fool thinks "only girls are capable of been cheap"....op abi?tap sense biko

Lolz, reminds me of one bae (very beautiful and well endowed + brainy, she is d boss type) but she de phuck like mad, guys started calling her cheap gal, she no send, guys will be like, "gozie, u don count census for sandra to-to"?. Me, I was like nooo, I de fear dis kind gal wey d share anyhow.


One day, I been d chop for one buka like that, and ds babe was talking with her friend.


Sandra: - IJ ee get one guy wey I de trip for that lodge, the guy sexy die.

IJ, :- u and dis ur census wey u de count un top guys head, ee never tire u?

Sandra:- to count census de end? Abeg free me, make I still de count de go.

IJ:- u never change , tufiakwa, and for those guys mind now, dem de chop u.

Sandra :- na dem sabi, once I do my thing, I ball, na dem sabi. Abeg do make we go snoop around for that guy wey. De tell u, make I know wed him go give me phuck.



Na so, I shout, my scream caught their attention and they were like wats up? I no know when I said, "so, its now the other way round? God!!!!!!!. And she said, they there na.


But she had to beg me not to tell d boiz, na so we became friends,

















I tried to collect my own, but she no gree me, later I come begin thank God say I no collect cos I no know wetin she d use d guys dem destiny do. Fear gals

am allergic to all those foods

I so seconded,.back in school a period know as ''injury time'' and it happened U have alot of provition including indomin,.I heard a knock on my door, hmmm Dan!! I u back from class or no lecturer shows up,..yes angela is just a revition class,.Dan am real hungry u know my provitn is finished, Dan ok put on d gas & take 3sarchet of indomin & eggs,.angela which of the movies do u hav on down self,.secret pertion, Native Son by ini an tonto ,..oboy I no dull in my schl days

octopusfreaky:
am allergic to all those foods

hmmm really,..I pray ooo

iamtomi:
not everyone likes shawama.... i dislike d cream

but you like the other knd of original cream abi?

Mzdivacious:
showing a lil booby,a pass to fcking most boys...now who is cheaperoh i forgot,the average chauvinistic fool thinks "only girls are capable of been cheap"....op abi?tap sense biko

e be lke say you fine small. abeg make i come so you can show me small booby and do me anyhow / either way na guys win !

ladyF:
lol haba! Ayam priceless

are you black.....or you bear anthony?

Silly people all over the place!

Mzdivacious:
showing a lil booby,a pass to fcking most boys...now who is cheaperoh i forgot,the average chauvinistic fool thinks "only girls are capable of been cheap"....op abi?tap sense biko

y would a girl wanna bleep a boy

noodles and egg sef too much... Fanta #70 spicy biscuit #30 ... just #100 and i'm good to go

This thread is shii....... wether its indomie and egg, phone, car or even a house







A loose girl will always be a loose girl........

Following!!!

Mzdivacious:
showing a lil booby,a pass to fcking most boys...now who is cheaperoh i forgot,the average chauvinistic fool thinks "only girls are capable of been cheap"....op abi?tap sense biko

hey!

iamtomi:
not everyone likes shawama.... i dislike d cream

hmmm, but you like meat

Atlantian:
And we say this one is also the leader of tomorrow. No wonder aged ancestors like Buhari and Obasanjo dont want to give you people chance. If tomorrow this one mistakenly joins APC and is voted in by f00lish Almajiri, he will become a useless leader like our Present dullard. Imagine!

I tell u child,as the east is far from the west,so are u from wisdom,I pray God's intervention for u!

Just a small gift will do the magic

I thought sex depended on your rules and convictions and principles as a person rather than what the guy gives you. So there's now a rating for things he must give before you have sex? I had no idea that it was a business venture. So this is how guys think? The bigger the gift, in exchange for sex,the more respectable and expensive she is? Later when some girls demand heaven on earth for sex they'll call her a gold digger. I think I get it now, it's not about feelings but a business opportunity when it comes to sex, I understand y'all now. But y'all are twisted mehn.



Who has sex just because it's indomie and egg available? I don't just get anything here at all .

CHM11:

Don't worry, I will find you in bonny and make my own unscrambled egg+ soaked noodles (Chinese style) for you...you will like!!!

Lol how do u unscramble the scrambled eggs? Can I put a strand in ur nose when I end up not liking it pls?

ladyF:

Lol how do u unscramble the scrambled eggs? Can I put a strand in ur nose when I end up not liking it pls?

Lol, sweets make suuuuuure you don't miss the boat to bonny...then I am certain that I owe u noodles and unscrambled egg....I'm sure you'll like so my nose is safe

[quote author nycemira

[/quote]its nt all about wat u used in getin her panties off,most tym it takes u notin to dat,buh wat u ar gettin ur self into,anyway.....play safe

During some wars a soldier can demand se..x for nothing but a pack of cigars and eggs in france...

They don't give sex freely that gurl is a "b*tch"a "gold digger"...they give she's "cheap" a "LovePeddler"..doesn't give @all she dy claim "holy mary"...eeerrmm wah do u guys really want sha

Tomfrench:
hmmm, but you like meat

yes i like meat but as long as d cream is dere...d meat is useless

Krystalxxx:
I thought sex depended on your rules and convictions and principles as a person rather than what the guy gives you. So there's now a rating for things he must give before you have sex? I had no idea that it was a business venture. So this is how guys think? The bigger the gift, in exchange for sex,the more respectable and expensive she is? Later when some girls demand heaven on earth for sex they'll call her a gold digger. I think I get it now, it's not about feelings but a business opportunity when it comes to sex, I understand y'all now. But y'all are twisted mehn.



Who has sex just because it's indomie and egg available? I don't just get anything here at all .

i am touched by this.

iamtomi:
yes i like meat but as long as d cream is dere...d meat is useless

pls what do they call that line that's btw your "goodies"

Orfankwagh:
dat. means. you na suya

no its kilishi

CHM11:

Lol, sweets make suuuuuure you don't miss the boat to bonny...then I am certain that I owe u noodles and unscrambled egg....I'm sure you'll like so my nose is safe

Hehehe for the sake of ur nose I hope I like it. See u soon then....

ladyF:

Hehehe for the sake of ur nose I hope I like it. See u soon then....

Nose feels safe