₦airaland Forum

you do know that magic is not real right? just like santa clause being fake as well

Which one of these people would you date if you didn't know they were.......

it's white people fairy tale tradition. you go on one knee as her chivalrous prince charming and ask for her hand in marriage. You don't have to do it. you can bring a basket of yams to show that you are ready to marry your woman if you want

rub one out before sex

hisbae:
lemme put maself together first.

oya na kilo shele? what happened? your vague post will get nothing but jokes.

what happened? Men are really easy on the contrary. All you need to do is play with our balls, make us a sandwich and don't talk so much. everything else is easy

B dies there is a ramp right above C on the see saw that would propel the rock E is pushing. C wouldn't die because the rock E is pushing is lighter than the rock near B

pcguru1:
i don't get ? so how is it your problem ? you just met her she owes you nothing

dechandel:
Do you want to father another man's child?? If yes. Carry on

Done!

now i see the pic. It didnt show at first

send her an email. sounds cruel i know but your are too chicken to tell her so send her an email and change your number.

i bet poster found a new girl he is crazy about and now he is trying to cut ties By the way since its long distance and you haven't seen her since you moved, how do you know what she has been up to?

people dont seem to know what unclothedness is. by the way is that picture supposed to be sexy

poster

the true judge of a person who cares about you unconditionally (most of the time) is a person who would ride with you when you are down. you should let bring her to the hole in the wall and if she is a woman who really cares about you, she wouldn't give a shit. She would roll along and push you to do better. By the way all the money you are spending on a guest house could have been used to buy clean sheets and curtains to make your room look presentable.

If she sees your place and break up with you, then you really should thank God that you dodged a bullet because for better or worse is a reality in life. If your wife or husband can abandon you when you are worse then you don't want that person. Also anyone in their right mind who hasn't been to the home of the person who claims to love them in 9 months will def think you are married with kids

There is such a thing as sex mistake. That happens after your body calms down when you have released the pressure in your nutz and your hormones have calmed down then, you see who you just stuck your deek in or you realize who just stuck their deek in you and you say to yourself
"damn i f#$ked up"
or another scenario is when you were so hard up for sex and you finally found someone and you both say "do you have a condom" and you realize you don't and say F#$k it. lets do it anyway i will pull out but, the sex was so good that you forgot to pull out and 9 months later.....
Thats when you say damn i f#@ked up

poster how far away is her friend's home from where you guys started from?

I don't mind that you refused because it seems like this wasn't planned ahead. She just sprang that up on you and expects you to comply with no question. But, if the friend lives less than 5 miles from you, then you probably should have picked her up. Then again why start something you dont want to continue

Gflat:
What do you think I should do now...like I wanna bring down her shiitty ego! And probably straff her

you should probably chalk this up to the one that got away. Just let it go or treat and talk to her the way she wants to be treated and talked to which might lead to you getting in her panties as previously stated.

Gflat:
I don't get it...how am I suppose to chat with her apart from asking about her welfare, her day, and some other stuffs.
Its not like I am trying to woo her or anything

i completely agree with you! she is the problem and not you. A person who abuses you like that while just casually chatting shouldn't be your friend. or she should be a hit and run.


what i meant about my laughing post is that people call all nice and pleasant when they need something. I guess she is used to guys just getting to the point as supposed to asking her how she was doing.

rahymat:
you should focus on building your life and future.stop worrying about love when youve not achieved anythingthe right man and woman would come when your life is all well and settled.some pple commit suicide just because of love.build your life surround yourselve with positive thoughts stop judging others live your life.be happy nd youll get married to d most wonderful person on dis earth.tanks everyone

would this actually work in Nigeria for a woman? yea a woman can do all of that but by the time a woman achieves all of that, the guys her age would say she is past her prime. I have seen countless topics on here about how men always leave the older chasing paper woman for a young dumb as hell girl because of her looks and the perception that younger is better.

I say all that to say, it sounds good but would it work in Nigeria when it concerns a woman?

she said you chat like a girl All the how are you, are you busy seems like you want to borrow some money from which is why she said you chat like a girl

Poster That is odd. How well do you know the woman you are planning to marry? does she live with said friend right now? and does the friend have a boyfriend? What has her family said about this arrangement she is proposing?

If i were you i would postpone the marriage or arrangements because if she can't see the issue with her plan then what will she agree on with you after marriage?






oh yea it seems they might be lovers

since you are in the u.s you should seek help for your possible anger issues and maybe just maybe if she takes you back, get couples counselling. From your write up, you seem to be very controlling and verbally abusive. If she is saying that she gets scared when you call or text, that is a very bad bad sign for the success of your relationship because no one should be scared in a relationship. In her friend's minds they are probably wondering when your verbal assaults will lead to physical assault. Which means they are probably telling her to run from you.

you better get on your J/O and start begging and making changes

hahahahahahaha this made me laugh out loud

so.... this is not something that happened to you but you found it on another blog?

pretydiva:
y cool?

because someone is making money off this demand. all them liars and slags will live happily ever after

x6blade:
Dear ladies would you lose your virginity for $5million?

There are virgins in Nigeria?

MuhdG:
A rapist checks for the greenlight.
If a woman dresses decently, knows her footstep well, than probability that she would get raped is very small compared to a woman who dresses any how, revealing a lot of "skin". In that scenario the rapist becomes motivated to explore the whole "skin".

Its just like a thief or robber. If u r reach and u secure your house/property properly with watch dogs, sophisticated security guards do you think the theif/robber will think of coming near ur house or property??

Now let another rich man leave his house nd property unsecured and see whether the thief/robber won't come and "rape" his properties!

you are obviously not paying attention. A rapist or a thief has an agenda. It doesn't matter if you are dressed like a nun or even if you were cement underwear. A motivated rapist will rape so will a motivated thief irregardless of whatever type of security they might have. The point here is your first statement of "them girls play a role in rape" your point of view is really scary and you should change that thought. Because God forbid if your sister gets raped, would you say it's her fault? or would you say because she was wearing a skirt then she was inviting the rapist to assault her?

Sunymoore:
There is this girl in our 'area', we used to say hi hi and nothing more. So I traveled to Abuja to do something, surprisingly this babe whatsapped me, asking when will I be back and sort, the chats include calling me dear and love, you know as a guy, I said in my mind "Finally this nice asss is chasing me" I felt good and on top of the world , so I replied her accordingly...
When I returned, our friendship grew stronger, we used to call each other and sort, she's giving me 'greeniest' light one could ever see... I even started visiting her place and things are all good.. Where ever we meet, she will not hesitate to hug me and show all sorts of affection.. Things are really good, but God saved my sorry asss, after a pal saw me with her, he told me while I was away, the girl tested positive.. Chaiii!!!., if you see the sweat I sweated, hmm you go pity me... Thank God...

Ode ni ele yi your friend is her doctor abi? your friend has successfully cock blocked you so he can go and get her behind your back. As an adult you should be able to talk to the woman and make sure you both go get tested if you feel there might be action. smh

englishmart:
every pregnancy is wanted

julietchic:
I will keep it, God hate abortion and i will never try it in my life.

Where did you meet God? and where in the bible was abortion mentioned?


I knew some people will get in a tizzy over the above statement. Calm down churchy and stop quoting me over some bs