₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
lmao! Coffee? In dis hot nigerian weather. Lool if na me be d babe I wil shout a resoundin NO

my response is according to my location. Besides i put dinner in there too so shouting a resounding NO will be dumb on your part.

depends on the woman. usually hey would you like to go out for coffee or dinner usually works.

i will kick her arse out of my house because she is obviously try to ruin my marriage

femaleGuy:
I can help him,if he needs more size.
Just tell him to do this


*open bracket write size=55 then close bracket* insert DICK btw this *open bracket write /size den close*


I:E [size=55] DICK [/s'ize]




[size=15]IamFemaleGuy[/size]

lame

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

so..... any update?

Homeboy doesn't have a pair of swim trunks swimming in tidy whities will expose his shrinkage so she helped him cover it

Yes he disobeyed and he is also dumb. She said peel half of them. Not peel off half of each one.

sweetorgasm:
GUYS remember in my previous deactivated moniker "softapple" i said that my friend slept with a young widow that her husband has not been buried, now one week after the burial the young lady said she is pregnant 4 him, and this guy is still a student and younger than the lady in question and he has a strong relationship going on with his girlfriend. "please what should he do?

he should build a time machine to go back in time to the moment when he decided to have sex with a woman he didn't know too well without a condom

i wish i had four hands so i could give your thread 4 thumbs down

RomanZeus:
I didn't know how girls fart, and outta the blue moon while me and my girlfriend were kissing, she farted...

I couldn't believe what I heard and it even smelled...can somebody say Ewww?

Now for the last couple of days I hav been pondering whether I should break up with her or not because I'm still grossed out about the fact that she farted when we were kissing

Any positive advise is welcomed

immaturity. Go ahead and break up with her because you love beating off more than you like pnssy anyway

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sexyseun:
No one is really ugly, your Beyonce might be someone's Dracula, beauty lies in d heart, most pretty girls allow their beauty to get into their head and they become outrightly rude, All thanks to u men who flatter us day and night with complements and attention

here is the answer

Chizzy20:
hmmm.

Why hello you cute looking girl. No harassment just pointing out the obvious

umm no romance? or video of the girl twerking

All yo mofo's saying yuck and eww eat pnssy or suck diq. most of you have swallowed and most of you have licked butt so....... stop

though i wouldn't eat that yogurt though

ritababe:
Wats wrong with her
as for me i think she is singing

singing what? yepa or give it to me

i was hooked on this game for a while until i realized that there is no point to the game. you harvest gold and elixir and it takes a very long time for things to build up and you constantly get attacked and can't take revenge because the attacker now has a 1 week shield. you join a clan and no one donates but people keep begging for troops. psst i was so done with that game deleted it from my phone and tablet

It will be very difficult to get a cheaper price. i would suggest flying into ATL then have your family buy you a plane ticket with southwest airline from ATL to LA. That might save you some money. So your round trip would be to and from ATL but you would buy a separate round trip ticket from ATL to LA using either southwest airline or priceline.com

if the girl on the right bleached her skin too you would think she is beautiful

VaselineCrew:
How do we get over love

is very painful when she don love u back, I feel like am crying

The only cure for heart ache is getting a new girl or time.

Trut:
There is a colleague of mine whom I asked out on Thursday last week, she told me that she's in a serious relationship but we can be friends. I accepted to be her friend, but since then, she's always around me. She love to chat with me on WhatsApp and always care about me. Apart from that, she gives me a lovely look that I feel love in her eyes.

Does it mean she's interested in me but pretending? Make una help analyse the matter ohhh

lets me friends said the woman. The man agrees but thinks friendship means interest in the romantic sense. smh

there are obviously two different women and its not a mirror image

Obinnio:
Thanks for you Candid advice, Your are totally honest unlike some people that will discourage me, well I'm very much up for the fight, I've suffered and I think it's time to end it, There was a time I even survive with 5k per month so hurtling over there will not be an issue, yes I know I have to be good so that a club will take me,which I know I am with God's mercy, as for visa, I said it will not be issue cos my Uncle has agreed to foot all my bills on visa and he is a frequent traveller,he is the only one that wants to help and I cannot be asking him for money everytime for trials travel like he is my Father, he will only sponsor me once,I am not rich, I even have a cousin in Germany who went through mission and is now a medical doc or practitioner who can send me IV but he don't want to help, so I am now bent on travelling but what next after,over stay or aduro, which country favours black in aduro stuff and how do I go about it,Germany,Belgium,France or Italy. Forget the suffering that lies ahead, I am all for it. as you said,I will go into recording as you suggested, Thanks Bro, if you have info on aduro and how it works, shed more light,

Well i wish you luck just know that the suffering you are claiming to be down for really isn't easy. Anyway, like i said aduro is not viable anymore short of being in a war torn country aduro is not even entertained. in the 80's and 90's yea you could have gotten away with it but now they keep you in jail while they investigate your claims. Once they document that what you claim is not real or true, they will send you back. The only places that can still get aduro is cuba and i think sudan. As for cuba, you will need to swim or be on a boat from cuba to achieve the aduro you want and as for sudan, im not even sure if they are still granting asylum for them. By the way how old are you? and how much longer do you think you can play football. also you never answered why you didn't try the eagles program

Sam94:
bebe2!
That just shows that you have visited the tourism websites of India! which is a good thing. What u heard is true but thats only a minor part of India. apart from that its a beautiful, cultural good country! its safe just as USA or Europe!
Hope this grammar is not that deep.

i once would have loved to visit india but after hearing about the rampant rapes and assault of people who are not of indian decent (Africans) i have changed my mind. I will not go to a country where having a fairer skin means success and being dark means you have no chance at making it. These are things i have heard and watched on documentaries and news stations.

Obinnio:
but my guy as a Nigerian enlighten me on aduro mata as You know more, I will tell U about me and as I am honest to say it, that's the way my life is and I don't like lies, I tell the truth so that anywhere help will come from I will know it is God's doing, First of all I want to travel and I want to chop aduro or over stay thereby being illegal, it's for a reason and with good intention and not bad like doing drugs or stealing and I won't deceive a lady just for papers. Well I am a footballer, I intend to travel to give myself better opportunities and exposure which we don't get here cos of poor scouting system, I intend to go for trials and so on even playing in the lowest division to prove myself or even sunday sunday or street football so as to get notice, anything as long as it is football so, please don't tell me not to go but instead advise me on how to succeed cos I've made up my mind, people will say invest the money but I have a little business that is not steady but I can't rely on it for future and allow my children suffer what I suffered, I am seriouse in making it in football because that is my life, If I don't fashion it out in playing I will in coaching, I have no certificate and have stayed on the pitch from young trying to be the best I can be,but now is the time to make a step, visa won't be issue but how do I not get deported,I know my talent will shine but how not to get deported, aduro or over staying and hoping for God's miracle.my list of countries are Germany,Belgium,France or Austria. Let's I forget I have been studying German Lang to help my course. How does the aduro work or is better to over stay but totally to stay out of trouble. What do you advice?, One more thing I am Always with my God so any intention of doing bad is out of my site as some people will point to why Nigerians are doing abroad.

Honestly i don't know how you would go about chopping this aduro. Traveling and then overstaying would prob present a problem for you in the long run because most organizations will not hire an illegal immigrant. you will have to be a real phenom for them to try to get you at all cost. If you say visa is no issue then why not get the visa and look up football trials and travel when you need to go for trials (assuming that is even possible) Most Nigerian footballers usually go through the super eagles, eaglets, flying eagles etc. why didn't you get into the eagles program to showcase your talent?

If there is one thing i can suggest though would be you start making youtube videos showcasing yourself. Like doing football tricks and having friends help you while you shoot the ball and score from different areas. Post that and maybe someone might see it and take interest.

So.... someone dumped you for not being a virgin

Bigboytinz:
dem don tell am make e stay but e don invest cash for biznes for naija wey no con click. e don frustrate. he just wan know if den no go disturb qm pass port waka reach the place he wan claim. he go handle anytin once he don arive

well one to get on a flight bound for international waters, you need a visa. So if you get a visa to get on a plane you might as well travel legitimately

umm yea