^Lol. Hmm . . . okay oh Jiraiya lol.

You're downloading free movie and you're still complaining . . . this generation of free-loaders self and if you don't like the movie you'll come back here and be asking for a refund abi? lol

Obinna, me self I see you too.

The Tourist

Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck

Stars: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Paul Bettany

your reviews. .

@Jesoul. .
lol. before nko? why should i pay for a movie i'm not sure i'll enjoy?. lol

See PDP. Power for the powerful.

justkunmi:

@Jesoul. .
lol. before nko? why should i pay for a movie i'm not sure i'll enjoy?. lol

Spoken like a true free-loader. So is it after you've enjoyed the free movie that you'll buy it? Ever heard of reviews? trailers? videos? previews? NL movie club thread?

And oh Vesc, yes, I will give you a call when I'm orchestrating the next coup. Can you work an AK-47? the tatase powered one?

@vesc.
where's the PDP naa? People voted jor.

@JeSoul.
lol. so you pay for every movie you watch?
and on another note, does NL movie club thread come up when you search for reviews for a movie? I doubt!! infact, im goin t check.

and the answer is no
after checking google's first 31 pages of search result from 'shutter island review'

So, its "The Tourist" for review.

I dey laugh o!!!

review jor and stop laughing

I guess I'll sit this one out. The synopsis of The Tourist doesn't interest me.

where's v3?

Stopped by to post.
Extremely busy ATM. Lets skip this and allow Viera pick a movie.

Regards

KazeKage1

Action Congress. Booyah

v3:

Stopped by to post.
Extremely busy ATM. Lets skip this and allow Viera pick a movie.

Regards

KazeKage1

Lol. v3, how can you send out invitayshuns, assemble the parry, bring out the food and music, and then suddenly announce you're supposed to be at work and the party has to be postponed and everyone should find another party to go to?

Talk true. This "busy" you're doing . . . you're auditioning for this ain't you?  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-600748.0.html

JeSoul:

Lol. v3, how can you send out invitayshuns, assemble the parry, bring out the food and music, and then suddenly announce you're supposed to be at work and the party has to be postponed and everyone should find another party to go to?

Talk true. This "busy" you're doing . . . you're auditioning for this ain't you?  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-600748.0.html

^ahh so its true? you want to be the next Fuji sitar? don't worry, we will all vote for you.

epic failure

lets review-black swan

Why is there nobody reviewing this movie? Even the guy that suggested it isn't reviewing.

Ok can we move on? To Black Swan probably, ?

yep

I thought it was my turn to pick?
I choose Scott Pilgrim!

its not just buy picking a movie. . you have to stand by to review the movie you choose!!!
some dude chose tourist and ran away!.

scot pilgrim next?

I am ready to review if chosen!

Normally you're supposed to choose three films, outta which we vote and the one with the highest votes gets to be reviewed. Mathematically, this ensures atleast three reviews. But since you choose only one . . . . . . .

Vieria, nominate 2 more movies so others can vote. And like vesc said, it would guarantee at least 3 reviews.

Vesc. . where's your list of movies? the one we talked about. .

Well, let's see. The movies that almost confused me but didn't, lol: Fight Club, Shutter Island (many people say it was predictable but I didn't know where it was headed till the end), Memento (strangely it has a similar ending to Shutter Island), 12 Monkeys and Max Payne (probably cuz I didn't pay any attention). I can't remember any more.

I was gonna open a thread dedicated to hashing out such movies. And another one for iice. But I'm the next greatest procastinator after the Nigerian goverment.

Scott pilgrim
Green Zone
Max Payne

Green Zone.

So, "The Tourist" was abandoned.

Vieira:

Scott pilgrim
Green Zone
Max Payne

I'd rather review "Green Zone". The rest sucks.

@vesc
max payne?? was Mark Walhberg's acting that confusing? lol
For me, 12 monkeys; which I've seen 3 times and would have to see one more time.
Momento, Pan's Labyrinth; maybe cos it wasn't originally in English.

stop procrastinating and open the thread already!. .

@topic
i havent seen any of the movies

Too much parabulating on top movie to review sef lol

Below is a list of movies we've reviewed here at the club so far and the review averages.
It took a lot of time . . .and yeah. .thank me later.

Nairaland Movie Club Reviews so far. . .


Slumdog.Millionnaire - 68%
The.Curious.Case.of Benjamin.Burton - 69%
The.Dark.Knight - 93%
Revolutionary.Road - 78%
Angels.and.Demons - 60%
Terminator.Salvation - 53%
Transformers.2 - 87.3%
Obsessed - 18.3%
The.Knowing - 42%
The.International - 45%
District.9 - 75%
The.Matrix 1 - 93.6%
Matrix.Reloaded - 61%
Matrix.Revolution - 45%
Bourne.Identity - 95%
Bourne.Supremacy - 80%
Bourne.Ultimatum - 75%
Eagle Eye – 52%
12.Monkeys – 85%
Vantage Point – 60%
Inglorious Basterds – 95%
Avatar – 95%
2012- 65%
Sherlock Holmes – 85%
The Blind Side – 90%
Lucky Number Slevin- 90%
Taken- 77%
Repo Men- 45%
Alice in Wonderland – 80%
John Q- 80%
Man on Fire – 85%
Pulp Fiction – 70%
Inception- 95%
Salt- 97%
The Illusionist – 83%
The Departed – 86%
The Usual Suspects- 95%
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – No one reviewed
The Expendables- 55%
300 – 95%
Shutter Island – 67%
The Torurist – No one reviewed