Nigerian parents are very smart. They tell lies stories to get their children on the obedience path or to look really good in their eyes. Children on the other hand are inquisitive and gullible.
Perfect recipe right? Here are some of the common lies Nigerian parents tell their children:
1. If you tell me the truth, I won’t touch you . You later tell them and then get the beating of your life.

2. I will buy you a bicycle if you come first in class.. When you get that first position they will remind you of everything they bought you since you were born.
3. Lend me money, I will give you back., Any attempt to ask for the money will lead to you hearing the story of your life. Again.
4. Bring me any problem, I will solve it for you..Give them a hard problem to solve and they will give you different excuses or they will blame your teacher for not teaching you well.
5. Don’t play with boys or you will get pregnant: This is so hilarious and common. Most Nigerian parents tell their female children this lie to prevent them from ‘danger’.

6. Tell the person at the door I am not at home: “My daddy said I should tell you that he is not at home” usually gives away the lie to the visitor.
7. If you work hard, you will get a gift from ‘Father Christmas’ American movies and this lie have made some Nigerian kids wait to receive gift at their doorstep at Christmas but it never happens.

8. I have counted all the meat and one is missing Some mothers tell this one to catch an unsuspecting ‘soup raider’.

9. When I was your age I always came first If every parent came first, who came second?
10. When I was your age, I sponsored myself through school Which school? Where is the certificate? But again, wasn’t education free in the 1950's?
Are your parents victims of these lies? Share urs and let's Smile a little this morning

true

especially no 1

As a kid the first time is saw a 'Gold Circle' being sold to someone in a chemist store, I asked my father what that was and he told me it is an Air freshner just like Drummer Air freshner

I'll be back to laugh in a few minutes

Lol no 3




Pbs4real cme o!

No 2

11) If you drop something on the ground, satan has eaten it : They used to say this one to stop us from being unhygenic but omo forget, I broke the rule when I was 7






I love you Mama

Dey r always 1st in class none of dem wuld eva admit dat dey carried d class

HerexG:
As a kid the first time is saw a 'Gold Circle' being sold to someone in a chemist store, I asked my father what that was and he told me it is an Air freshner just like Drummer Air freshner

Your dad go fit lie for Nigeria in the next olympics o.

I. Am hungry.. Will be back to read it

HerexG:
As a kid the first time is saw a 'Gold Circle' being sold to someone in a chemist store, I asked my father what that was and he told me it is an Air freshner just like Drummer Air freshner

Lmfaoo ..ur popsi na boss

nickkylawve:
booking space I'll b right back

This won't make FP now, why booking space?

Good morning

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1. child: hunger is killing me..
mom: u too kill hunger
2. mom: i'm going to Lagos
child: *crying* mom take me along.
mom: don't worry, i'll be back in 30mins( are u going by jet), take this N5 to buy sweet..

nickkylawve:
booking space I'll b right back

repent

lekjons:
1. child: hunger is killing me..
mom: u too kill hunger
2. mom: i'm going to Lagos
child: *crying* mom take me along.
mom: don't worry, i'll be back in 30mins( are u going by jet), take this N5 to buy sweet..

Lool

no 2 so relatable...

When i saw my first period,my mum said, 'Nancy you are now a woman,don't go near boys o,you will get pregnant like kike'...lol

I had to change my sit in school,coz my sit partner is a boy

Nna eh, my parents no dey lie they jus expected you to not ask any stupid questions

HerexG:
As a kid the first time is saw a 'Gold Circle' being sold to someone in a chemist store, I asked my father what that was and he told me it is an Air freshner just like Drummer Air freshner

Sorry, but your dad dey lie sha becos me think say Na my own lie pass, as he told me say Na New type of balloon for only adult
Na real air freshener becos the thing dey make pussy smell nice

dondemex:

Why this?

misspicy:
When i saw my first period,my mum said, 'Nancy you are now a woman,don't go near boys o,you will get pregnant like kike'...lol

I had to change my sit in school,coz my sit partner is a boy

Lol

sinaj:
Lol no 3




Pbs4real cme o!

hmmmm..1,2 and 9

Hahahahah num 3 my mum would tell you'all d food u av bin eating in dis house nko?

NEPABOY:

Nigerian parents are very smart. They tell lies stories
to get
their children on the obedience path or to look really
good
in their eyes. Children on the other hand are inquisitive
and
gullible.

Perfect recipe right? Here are some of the common lies
Nigerian parents tell their children:

1. If you tell me the truth, I won’t touch you . You later tell
them and then get the beating of your life.


2. I will buy you a bicycle if you come first in class..
When
you get that first position they will remind you of
everything
they bought you since you were born.

3. Lend me money, I will give you back., Any attempt to
ask for the money will lead to you hearing the story of
your life. Again.

4. Bring me any problem, I will solve it for you..Give
them a hard problem to solve and they will give you
different excuses or they will blame your teacher for
not
teaching you well.

5. Don’t play with boys or you will get pregnant: This
is
so hilarious and common. Most Nigerian parents tell
their
female children this lie to prevent them from ‘danger’.


6. Tell the person at the door I am not at home: “My
daddy said I should tell you that he is not at home”
usually
gives away the lie to the visitor.

7. If you work hard, you will get a gift from ‘Father
Christmas’ American movies and this lie have made
some
Nigerian kids wait to receive gift at their doorstep at
Christmas but it never happens.


8. I have counted all the meat and one is missing
Some
mothers tell this one to catch an unsuspecting ‘soup
raider’.


9. When I was your age I always came first If every
parent came first, who came second?

10. When I was your age, I sponsored myself through
school Which school? Where is the certificate? But
again,
wasn’t education free in the 1950's?

Are your parents victims of these lies?
Share urs and let's Smile a little this morning

booking this page for my future boo


dumb OP

khassy:

booking this page for my future boo

dumb OP

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Lolllllll.....

NEPABOY:
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nepa give you light today abi

khassy:


nepa give you light today abi

Hey,if u yarn anyhow now I go cut ur light.