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Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by omocalabar(m): 5:54pm On May 01, 2009
was just wondering how come all naija babes got stretch marks on their yansh.is it a trend or our form of tatto,and the feel free about it
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 5:55pm On May 01, 2009
help them slice it off

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by IyaKadijat(f): 5:59pm On May 01, 2009
I'ma go with Katt Williams on this one: "Ladies, if you got stretchmarks that means 1 of 2 things: you were either big and you got small, or small and you got big. If the p_ssy is good, who cares?"

LOL!

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:04pm On May 01, 2009
IyaKadijat:

I'ma go with Katt Williams on this one: "Ladies, if you got stretchmarks that means 1 of 2 things: you were either big and you got small, or small and you got big. If the p_ssy is good, who cares?"

LOL!

lmao


@ poster, did you put your face there to know that information? undecided
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by dae(f): 6:13pm On May 01, 2009
@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it!
    Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain
backside too big ---- wahala
stretch mark now --- problem
Kilode na!

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:22pm On May 01, 2009
dae:

@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it!
Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain
backside too big ---- wahala
stretch mark now --- problem
Kilode na!

lmao
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by IyaKadijat(f): 6:26pm On May 01, 2009
dae:

@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it!
    Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain
backside too big ---- wahala
stretch mark now --- problem
Kilode na!

You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 6:30pm On May 01, 2009
Secretz:




@ poster, did you put your face there to know that information? undecided



yes, of course.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:31pm On May 01, 2009
IyaKadijat:

You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them.

abi oooo!  grin

tpiah:



yes, of course.

lol
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by dae(f): 6:36pm On May 01, 2009
IyaKadijat:

You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them.
dont mind dem, and if naija women start doing all sorts of body surgeries. people like him will be the first to complain oooo, nonsense!!

Its just like we askin -- why do some men have peepees that looks like a fish hook, instead of standing at attention

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:39pm On May 01, 2009
dae:

dont mind dem, and if naija women start doing all sorts of body surgeries. people like him will be the first to complain oooo, nonsense!!

Its just like we askin -- why do some men have peepees that looks like a fish hook, instead of standing at attention

LMAO OMG, funny funny funny! nurrry girl!!! grin

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 01, 2009
Which Nigerian girls?

Some of us do have the courtesy to add some to our post, would appreciate it if the action id reciprocated
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 7:12pm On May 01, 2009
*Toyinrayo:

Which Nigerian girls?

Some of us do have the courtesy to add some to our post, would appreciate it if the action id reciprocated

lol
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 7:14pm On May 01, 2009
omocalabar:

was just wondering how come all naija babes got stretch marks on their yansh.is it a trend or our form of tatto,and the feel free about it

Too much consumption of Carbohydrates.
Poundo, Eba, Amala. . . . .What do u expect?
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 8:29pm On May 01, 2009
St☆rStruck:

LIES!! Isn't that you on the right?

Nah. . . . . .Thatz Doyin13. grin
I am getting him a La Senza Bra on his next birthday. cheesy
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by agabaI23(m): 9:04pm On May 01, 2009
IyaKadijat:

I'ma go with Katt Williams on this one: "Ladies, if you got stretchmarks that means 1 of 2 things: you were either big and you got small, or small and you got big. If the p_ssy is good, who cares?"

LOL!

I like the bolded portion somehow.
There are some tight babes who still have stretch marks not because they were once big.
http://www.bnd.com/273/story/21318.html

ilm and television executive Pamela Popp* had a big date. He was smart, handsome, and charming; they had a lot to talk about, as they both worked in the same industry. Popp dressed carefully: funky patchwork skirt, fitted sweater and brown stiletto boots.

The evening went well - so well that it led to sex. But though she was overcome by passion, the only article of clothing she removed was her panties. "I didn't take a stitch off," recalls Popp, 34. "I asked, `Wouldn't it be more fun with the boots?' And of course, he thought it was the hottest thing ever."

But what may have seemed like a spontaneous suggestion was a deliberate - if erotic - ruse.

Popp was intent on hiding a half-inch-wide keloid scar that winds from her breastbone to her pelvis; it's the result of life-saving surgery that she had after a horrific car accident at 19. Though she has had nearly half her life to adjust to the mark, Popp has yet to adjust to the moment when she must reveal it to a new lover. Will he be shocked? Will he pretend it's not there? She dreads each possibility, and refuses to UnCloth in front of a man until she is reasonably sure that his interest will last longer than one evening.

While her story is dramatic, Popp is not alone in her attempt to conceal a "flawed" body part from a romantic partner.

Many women swagger confidently through business meetings and cocktail parties.

But once they shed the armor of Diane von Furstenberg dresses and True Religion jeans, they become flustered schoolgirls, ashamed of everything from scars and birthmarks to stretch marks and small breasts. And in an age when many women yearn for the airbrushed perfection of Beyonce and Jennifer Aniston, it's easy to assume that men do, too.

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jacktweed(m): 9:41pm On May 01, 2009
Dont mind all these old mama yungi chicks. You see them posing with with their jeans and spaggettis forming for men left right and centre but their greatest undoing is whne they strip naked. I always play the fool with them till its time to bang the sh***t outta them and lo! and Behold! When you see their flabby breasts with stretch marks as long as the thrid mainland bridge, you will just start laughing, you see their conconted and twisted nipples facing planet mars and the color of the aureolais in beween green and red.

You see their chests and find wisps of chest hairs and you wonder what's up with all that cleavage talk and wonder bra they are trying to hide. Take a look at their stomachs and its operation laugh and die. Its as if your looking at a very fat father christams without his santa suit and the flabby stretch mark ridden belly is so obtusely disgusting that you wonder what they have been hiding all along forming for nonsense.

Then the protuding yansh is the cream of the crop. Its even more disgusting when you see them wearing G-Strings trying to feell sexy but the stretch marks out number the strands of pubic hair on their p***ssy. You dont know whether the yansh is black or yellow since bleaching cream has distorted that protuding mass of garbage they call their ass smelling of yesterday's shit.

I used to wonder why they accumulate all these stretch marks that they would desperately want to hide from Men, but i realise in the folly of their own insecurity to attract men, they need to pose and pretend that they are hot chicks underneath all that garb of stretches and they know once a man has seen them naked, they are done for and their posing goes into the wind.

I dont know which one is worse, whether marrying a girl with tribal marks or one that has countless of stretch marks that could shame the person who coined the name?

Irritating lot!

Guys better go out with a stretch mark free chick and enjoy it while it lasts and move on when you begin to notice those moulds of fats and lines creeping up their asses!

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Pittbaby(f): 9:48pm On May 01, 2009
Jack Tweed, LOL well thanks for tellling the world the kinda of girls you have been dating wink

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by follypimpi(m): 9:48pm On May 01, 2009
For me stretchmark is cool,is jst a stretch of da muscle,NO biggy men.

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 9:54pm On May 01, 2009
is Jack Tweed Adam Brody?

can two different people have this kind of identical attitude?

anyway, I dont even know if I have stretch marks on my derriere unless I check the mirror and can look backwards like a giraffe. undecided


those of you who specialize in ogling a woman's front or behind for stretch marks- na una sabi! Nothing spoil!
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jacktweed(m): 10:04pm On May 01, 2009
Pittbaby:

Jack Tweed, LOL well thanks for tellling the world the kinda of girls you have been dating wink

Abi grin Its good to know the secrets women harbor and more fantastic to analyse their f**k ups underneath their pants. . . lol

But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame

tpiah:

is Jack Tweed Adam Brody?

can two different people have this kind of identical attitude?

anyway, I dont even know if I have stretch marks on my derriere unless I check the mirror and can look backwards like a giraffe. undecided


those of you who specialize in ogling a woman's front or behind for stretch marks- na una sabi! Nothing spoil!




I guess toyinrayo's hallucinations is worrying you too now. I guess this adam brody bloke really spun you guys around. . .lol Because i seem to get a lot of comparison with him. I need to check his posts out to know the extent of damage he has caused your psyche. . .lol.What come may, i am already lovin' him grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 10:10pm On May 01, 2009
follypimpi:

For me stretchmark is cool,is jst a stretch of da muscle,NO biggy men.

It is tacky!!
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 10:11pm On May 01, 2009
jack tweed:


But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame


you've still failed to say what exactly is wrong with having stretch marks on your yansh?

Are you 100% sure you have none on your own butt?

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Pittbaby(f): 10:12pm On May 01, 2009
jack tweed:



But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame




LOL, You only wish you could see , well the knowledge of such things is not for the likes of you grin
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 01, 2009
Lol, as if women are the only set of humans with stretch marks cheesy

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:31pm On May 01, 2009
ibkaye:

Lol, as if women are the only set of humans with stretch marks cheesy
Are you minding them.

There's not doubt that Jack Tweed has stretch mark all over his body like the art gallery grin grin

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Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by follypimpi(m): 10:36pm On May 01, 2009
@Sauron
I get it tho but still i dont mind em still.
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Moyola(f): 10:42pm On May 01, 2009
Tse naa only 9ja babes dey get stretch marks? undecided . . . Phree 9ja bbz abeg! angry tongue
N itz not like itz a disease anywey! tongue
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by 190: 10:47pm On May 01, 2009
@poster
Thanks 4 observing this
NOTIN DO U
they all know that this stretch mark of a thing
is a hugh problem to them,and instead of them focusing
on it they wud come here and start talking ANYHOW
im happy the poster has eyes 2 see what an elderly person cant see
Notin do u

im not refering 2 my plaintinumk anyway!
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by SethCohen1: 10:50pm On May 01, 2009
@jack tweed

The way your yabbing this toyin chick is not good o! grin Me and my friends have been laughing our heads off here reading your comments but take a chill pill abeg. She's a chick now grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:51pm On May 01, 2009
Another of your ID? Keep signing on and signing off wink

No surprise embarassed
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jalether(m): 10:55pm On May 01, 2009
@ poster the only flaw in your observation is generalisation, not every naija girls has it commom

but at the same time, no matter how you word it, a post relating to just ONE babe will sprun

a whole lotta negative attitude from NL babes, it's like dont say shit abt ANY babe even if its constructive

and obvious cos women are emotional creatures.

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