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Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by omocalabar(m): 5:54pm On May 01, 2009 |
was just wondering how come all naija babes got stretch marks on their yansh.is it a trend or our form of tatto,and the feel free about it |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 5:55pm On May 01, 2009 |
help them slice it off 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by IyaKadijat(f): 5:59pm On May 01, 2009 |
I'ma go with Katt Williams on this one: "Ladies, if you got stretchmarks that means 1 of 2 things: you were either big and you got small, or small and you got big. If the p_ssy is good, who cares?" LOL! 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:04pm On May 01, 2009 |
IyaKadijat: lmao @ poster, did you put your face there to know that information? |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by dae(f): 6:13pm On May 01, 2009 |
@ poster -- you got problems with stretch marks on the backside, Look for iron and iron it! Dombolo, hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Kilode now -- backside too small --- complain backside too big ---- wahala stretch mark now --- problem Kilode na! 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:22pm On May 01, 2009 |
dae: lmao |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by IyaKadijat(f): 6:26pm On May 01, 2009 |
dae: You know TV and pictures have messed up the image of the real woman. Maybe I will start coming to the bedroom with my own personal air brusher so I can look perfect like those ladies in the magazines for them. |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 6:30pm On May 01, 2009 |
Secretz: yes, of course. |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:31pm On May 01, 2009 |
IyaKadijat: abi oooo! tpiah: lol |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by dae(f): 6:36pm On May 01, 2009 |
IyaKadijat:dont mind dem, and if naija women start doing all sorts of body surgeries. people like him will be the first to complain oooo, nonsense!! Its just like we askin -- why do some men have peepees that looks like a fish hook, instead of standing at attention 5 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 6:39pm On May 01, 2009 |
dae: LMAO OMG, funny funny funny! nurrry girl!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 01, 2009 |
Which Nigerian girls? Some of us do have the courtesy to add some to our post, would appreciate it if the action id reciprocated |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Secretz(f): 7:12pm On May 01, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo: lol |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 7:14pm On May 01, 2009 |
omocalabar: Too much consumption of Carbohydrates. Poundo, Eba, Amala. . . . .What do u expect? |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 8:29pm On May 01, 2009 |
St☆rStruck: Nah. . . . . .Thatz Doyin13. I am getting him a La Senza Bra on his next birthday. |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by agabaI23(m): 9:04pm On May 01, 2009 |
IyaKadijat: I like the bolded portion somehow. There are some tight babes who still have stretch marks not because they were once big. http://www.bnd.com/273/story/21318.html ilm and television executive Pamela Popp* had a big date. He was smart, handsome, and charming; they had a lot to talk about, as they both worked in the same industry. Popp dressed carefully: funky patchwork skirt, fitted sweater and brown stiletto boots. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jacktweed(m): 9:41pm On May 01, 2009 |
Dont mind all these old mama yungi chicks. You see them posing with with their jeans and spaggettis forming for men left right and centre but their greatest undoing is whne they strip naked. I always play the fool with them till its time to bang the sh***t outta them and lo! and Behold! When you see their flabby breasts with stretch marks as long as the thrid mainland bridge, you will just start laughing, you see their conconted and twisted nipples facing planet mars and the color of the aureolais in beween green and red. You see their chests and find wisps of chest hairs and you wonder what's up with all that cleavage talk and wonder bra they are trying to hide. Take a look at their stomachs and its operation laugh and die. Its as if your looking at a very fat father christams without his santa suit and the flabby stretch mark ridden belly is so obtusely disgusting that you wonder what they have been hiding all along forming for nonsense. Then the protuding yansh is the cream of the crop. Its even more disgusting when you see them wearing G-Strings trying to feell sexy but the stretch marks out number the strands of pubic hair on their p***ssy. You dont know whether the yansh is black or yellow since bleaching cream has distorted that protuding mass of garbage they call their ass smelling of yesterday's shit. I used to wonder why they accumulate all these stretch marks that they would desperately want to hide from Men, but i realise in the folly of their own insecurity to attract men, they need to pose and pretend that they are hot chicks underneath all that garb of stretches and they know once a man has seen them naked, they are done for and their posing goes into the wind. I dont know which one is worse, whether marrying a girl with tribal marks or one that has countless of stretch marks that could shame the person who coined the name? Irritating lot! Guys better go out with a stretch mark free chick and enjoy it while it lasts and move on when you begin to notice those moulds of fats and lines creeping up their asses! 4 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Pittbaby(f): 9:48pm On May 01, 2009 |
Jack Tweed, LOL well thanks for tellling the world the kinda of girls you have been dating 4 Likes |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by follypimpi(m): 9:48pm On May 01, 2009 |
For me stretchmark is cool,is jst a stretch of da muscle,NO biggy men. 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 9:54pm On May 01, 2009 |
is Jack Tweed Adam Brody? can two different people have this kind of identical attitude? anyway, I dont even know if I have stretch marks on my derriere unless I check the mirror and can look backwards like a giraffe. those of you who specialize in ogling a woman's front or behind for stretch marks- na una sabi! Nothing spoil! |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jacktweed(m): 10:04pm On May 01, 2009 |
Pittbaby: Abi Its good to know the secrets women harbor and more fantastic to analyse their f**k ups underneath their pants. . . lol But say the truth! You have Stretch marks on your Yansh. . .Oya confess! No shame tpiah: I guess toyinrayo's hallucinations is worrying you too now. I guess this adam brody bloke really spun you guys around. . .lol Because i seem to get a lot of comparison with him. I need to check his posts out to know the extent of damage he has caused your psyche. . .lol.What come may, i am already lovin' him |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Sauron1: 10:10pm On May 01, 2009 |
follypimpi: It is tacky!! |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by tpiah: 10:11pm On May 01, 2009 |
jack tweed: you've still failed to say what exactly is wrong with having stretch marks on your yansh? Are you 100% sure you have none on your own butt? 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Pittbaby(f): 10:12pm On May 01, 2009 |
jack tweed: LOL, You only wish you could see , well the knowledge of such things is not for the likes of you |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 01, 2009 |
Lol, as if women are the only set of humans with stretch marks 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:31pm On May 01, 2009 |
ibkaye:Are you minding them. There's not doubt that Jack Tweed has stretch mark all over his body like the art gallery 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by follypimpi(m): 10:36pm On May 01, 2009 |
@Sauron I get it tho but still i dont mind em still. |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Moyola(f): 10:42pm On May 01, 2009 |
Tse naa only 9ja babes dey get stretch marks? . . . Phree 9ja bbz abeg! N itz not like itz a disease anywey! |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by 190: 10:47pm On May 01, 2009 |
@poster Thanks 4 observing this NOTIN DO U they all know that this stretch mark of a thing is a hugh problem to them,and instead of them focusing on it they wud come here and start talking ANYHOW im happy the poster has eyes 2 see what an elderly person cant see Notin do u im not refering 2 my plaintinumk anyway! |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by SethCohen1: 10:50pm On May 01, 2009 |
@jack tweed The way your yabbing this toyin chick is not good o! Me and my friends have been laughing our heads off here reading your comments but take a chill pill abeg. She's a chick now |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by Nobody: 10:51pm On May 01, 2009 |
Another of your ID? Keep signing on and signing off No surprise |
Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by jalether(m): 10:55pm On May 01, 2009 |
@ poster the only flaw in your observation is generalisation, not every naija girls has it commom but at the same time, no matter how you word it, a post relating to just ONE babe will sprun a whole lotta negative attitude from NL babes, it's like dont say shit abt ANY babe even if its constructive and obvious cos women are emotional creatures. |
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