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| Please Advice by gennielucy(f): 1:18pm On May 04, 2009 |
my boyfriend is too fat pls wat shd i do.it really bothers me and he asks to marry me |
| Re: Please Advice by amebono13: 1:19pm On May 04, 2009 |
ROTFLMSGBO  |
| Re: Please Advice by Nobody: 1:22pm On May 04, 2009 |
Lol this made me laugh. Urm, well I would advise that you speak to him about this problem, I'm guessing you find it unatrractive so tell him that he would look better if he shed some pounds, but don't be harsh about it, tell him also about the health risks of being overweight and advise him on what to do, as well as giving him all this advise, it would also be nice if you also helped him out, motivate him etc By the way, how long have you been going out? Has he always been 'too fat' but you only just realised how much of a problem it is to you or did he recently just add on weight? |
| Re: Please Advice by CrazyMan(m): 1:32pm On May 04, 2009 |
Tell him to fast for fouty days and fourty nights. No food, no water just dry fast; I’m sure that at the conclusion of the fourty days he might look normal. |
| Re: Please Advice by Mashkov: 1:43pm On May 04, 2009 |
Take him for a liposuction procedure |
| Re: Please Advice by Secretz(f): 1:44pm On May 04, 2009 |
Roflmao He wasn't too fat to court, but sure is too fat to marry! Na waaaa! Abi, tell him to fast for 40 days and night and atleast 1 hour of exercise per day! Pls note that weight loss is not guaranteed and neither is it guaranteed to stay off especially not during marriage!!! Lol |
| Re: Please Advice by izeek(m): 1:45pm On May 04, 2009 |
simply means u are not engaging long enuf to loose those pounds. lol |
| Re: Please Advice by patwhizkid(f): 2:05pm On May 04, 2009 |
Hehehe. . . Plz bring him 2 my shrine. |
| Re: Please Advice by dae(f): 3:27pm On May 04, 2009 |
Secretz:LMAOOO ----- you this woman eh!! Father have mercy on ya mouth |
| Re: Please Advice by Secretz(f): 3:34pm On May 04, 2009 |
dae: hmmmmm, well the truth be spoken!! Girl, hit me up on yim!!!  |
| Re: Please Advice by yme1(f): 3:44pm On May 04, 2009 |
@secretz the poster nor say he want who go take him bobo from am but who go tell am wetin he go do to make am slim  @poster ask him to go to the gym everyday and a word of advice____please always practice the cow-girl style |
| Re: Please Advice by Igwe9(m): 5:45pm On May 04, 2009 |
y me:which one be cow girl style again?   |
| Re: Please Advice by yme1(f): 5:58pm On May 04, 2009 |
@igwe she should be the one that is always on top cause if she mistakenly let the guy dey on top that one na him be say na kirikiri she dey go   @poster nor beef me i just dey talk  |
| Re: Please Advice by IFELEKE(m): 6:15pm On May 04, 2009 |
@Poster, You mean you want people to advise you on how to reduce your boyffy's weight  |
| Re: Please Advice by Secretz(f): 6:54pm On May 04, 2009 |
y me: LMAO |
| Re: Please Advice by Igwe9(m): 7:10pm On May 04, 2009 |
@y me Oops! Hook me up for a chitchat naa!. |
| Re: Please Advice by Nobody: 7:46pm On May 04, 2009 |
Lawd hammercy . did he just gain weight? encourage him to eat healthily and maybe incorporate exercise, |
| Re: Please Advice by Outstrip(f): 3:04am On May 05, 2009 |
LOL. Sorry o. Diet and exercise |
| Re: Please Advice by sylve11: 10:49am On May 05, 2009 |
@poster, tie him to a pole, give him 29 strokes of water cane every morning for 2 weeks. Come back here and tell us how far  |
| Re: Please Advice by yme1(f): 3:23pm On May 05, 2009 |
@igwe which one be chit chat again anyway in as much as you are willing to make me your queen since you are igwe, no problem |
| Re: Please Advice by Igwe9(m): 10:59pm On May 05, 2009 |
y me:PM me for chitchat naa! y me:I like the sound of that, now i can sleep well . |
| Re: Please Advice by chinesedoll(f): 11:05pm On May 05, 2009 |
Just talk to him about it Let him register with a gym And most importantly eat healthily; |
| Re: Please Advice by FLGators1: 12:23am On May 06, 2009 |
This thread is so cruel. |
| Re: Please Advice by bigbumper(f): 12:26am On May 06, 2009 |
y me: Pekele pekele children of nowadays sha  You want to steal Iyalode's one and only husband wey I take pity on dey manage Whoever knows this t*&^$%^& b*&^% should put it back on its leash before I show her pepper oh Ha ha arrant nonsense Igwe.: Look at his mouth like "i like the sound of that" barawo oshi, may thunder fire that ya mouth and you better sleep with one eye open Now before I open my eyes, get into that kitchen now and start preparing my meal, just the way I like it |
| Re: Please Advice by bigbumper(f): 12:27am On May 06, 2009 |
FL Gators!: Hmmn, awon shombo How's my lovely scrumptuous pumpkin with his chicken feet |
| Re: Please Advice by FLGators1: 12:28am On May 06, 2009 |
Iyalode, since when did you have a one and only? What happened to agaba and acid? What does shombo mean? |
| Re: Please Advice by tope5000: 12:29am On May 06, 2009 |
gennielucy: Wasnt he fat when he first asked you out? |
| Re: Please Advice by follypimpi(m): 12:33am On May 06, 2009 |
Poor dude , |
| Re: Please Advice by NaJaHaJe(f): 12:33am On May 06, 2009 |
You people are bad ooo . . . na so so laff una dey laff am . . . . hehehehehe . . . @ OP i think you should stop feeding him  |
| Re: Please Advice by bigbumper(f): 12:34am On May 06, 2009 |
tope5000: You girls are evil FL Gators!: Shush if you don't want me to spill about your dalliances with A-40 ati be be lo Scratch my back, I scratch yours Shombo means: ekeyofuro |
| Re: Please Advice by NaJaHaJe(f): 12:36am On May 06, 2009 |
and what does ekeyuforo mean? |
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