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7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by tinziemaine(m): 6:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
Yoruba guys have been the centre of controversy in recent times with many girls saying that they are the worst type of boyfriend to have.

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Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by Beesluv: 6:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
demon ke.

I won't date any kind of demon.... Olorun make, tufiakwa
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by Beesluv: 7:01pm On Nov 04, 2015
Yorubas are cool though. They are God fearing, hardworking and caring.

Thumb up to all the yoruba guys in the house

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Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by tinziemaine(m): 7:02pm On Nov 04, 2015
When he approaches u

Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by Beesluv: 7:03pm On Nov 04, 2015
hmmm
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by agarawu23(m): 7:04pm On Nov 04, 2015
[s]
tinziemaine:
Yoruba guys have been the centre of controversy in recent times with many girls saying that they are the worst type of boyfriend to have.
[/s]no tribe is left out when it comes to relationship issues/disaster
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by Beesluv: 7:05pm On Nov 04, 2015
agarawu23:
[s][/s]no tribe is left out when it comes to relationship issue

Abeg tell them
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by tinziemaine(m): 7:06pm On Nov 04, 2015
Yoruba guys have been the centre of controversy in recent times with many girls saying that they are the worst type of boyfriend to have.
The assumption has led to the creation of various memes slandering Yoruba boys or as they are popular called, “Yoruba demons.”
Well we’re here to tell you that you should
TOTALLY date such a demon. Here’s why:

1, Yoruba boys are Swag daddies:

Yoruba boys are the kings of swag. Their
signature white “agbadas” ooze class and street
style like no other garment can. Even if the
relationship doesn’t last, at least you can boast
that you once dated a swag daady.

2, He’ll improve your spiritual life:

Yoruba demons are guaranteed to drive you
closer to God. Whether it’s praying for your
boyfriend to be faithful or praying for healing after
he shatters your heart, God will be your friend
and it will be all because of your resident Yoruba
demon.

3, You’ll never have a dull moment:

Depending on how high you rank on your Yoruba guy’s chick scale, you’re bound to go on a whole bunch of parties with him. These “owambes” will make your life interesting and give you a wealth of prospective suitors to choose from when the demon eventually breaks your heart. Just don’t choose another demon, I mean Yoruba boy.

4, He’ll make you creative:

Do you know a girl who always has the deepest
stuff to say about relationships, love and
heartbreak? She’s probably dating or has dated aYoruba boy. Dating this class of guys is
guaranteed to help you become a creative
genius. Don’t believe me? Give it a try.

5, He’ll make you a human lie-detector:

Dating a Yoruba boy will help you catch liars
quicker because if he’s a Yoruba demon, then
lying is his middle name. Best believe it!

6, He’ll help you recognize a good man
when you eventually find one:

You will not be in the clutches of this demon
forever, so when you’re rid of him, he’ll have
shown you exactly what you DON’T want in a
man.

7, He might not be a demon:

Most important reason to date a Yoruba guy is
that he might not be a demon afterall. Maybe this
demon business is just an unfair attempt to make
otherwise decent guys look bad. Maybe, just
maybe.

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by agarawu23(m): 7:07pm On Nov 04, 2015
tinziemaine:
Yoruba guys have been the centre of controversy in recent times with many girls saying that they are the worst type of boyfriend to have.
The assumption has led to the creation of various memes slandering Yoruba boys or as they are popular called, “Yoruba demons.”
Well we’re here to tell you that you should
TOTALLY date such a demon. Here’s why:

1, Yoruba boys are Swag daddies:

Yoruba boys are the kings of swag. Their
signature white “agbadas” ooze class and street
style like no other garment can. Even if the
relationship doesn’t last, at least you can boast
that you once dated a swag daady.

2, He’ll improve your spiritual life:

Yoruba demons are guaranteed to drive you
closer to God. Whether it’s praying for your
boyfriend to be faithful or praying for healing after
he shatters your heart, God will be your friend
and it will be all because of your resident Yoruba
demon.

3, You’ll never have a dull moment:

Depending on how high you rank on your Yoruba guy’s chick scale, you’re bound to go on a whole bunch of parties with him. These “owambes” will make your life interesting and give you a wealth of prospective suitors to choose from when the demon eventually breaks your heart. Just don’t choose another demon, I mean Yoruba boy.

4, He’ll make you creative:

Do you know a girl who always has the deepest
stuff to say about relationships, love and
heartbreak? She’s probably dating or has dated aYoruba boy. Dating this class of guys is
guaranteed to help you become a creative
genius. Don’t believe me? Give it a try.

5, He’ll make you a human lie-detector:

Dating a Yoruba boy will help you catch liars
quicker because if he’s a Yoruba demon, then
lying is his middle name. Best believe it!

6, He’ll help you recognize a good man
when you eventually find one:

You will not be in the clutches of this demon
forever, so when you’re rid of him, he’ll have
shown you exactly what you DON’T want in a
man.

7, He might not be a demon:

Most important reason to date a Yoruba guy is
that he might not be a demon afterall. Maybe this
demon business is just an unfair attempt to make
otherwise decent guys look bad. Maybe, just
maybe.

Cc: lalastic lala


put your source MR copy and paste grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by FruityLass: 7:14pm On Nov 04, 2015
I still love my yoruba kiss
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by loomer: 7:15pm On Nov 04, 2015
Nothing person no go see for nairaland
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by yomi007k(m): 7:20pm On Nov 04, 2015
Gbo Gbo idi le Ni Demon.... grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should TOTALLY Date A Yoruba Demon by Johnnoah1st: 7:31pm On Nov 04, 2015
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