~Sissy~:

r u jst saying dat to get me off ur back

u must be light weight, i didnt know u were on my back

na2day?:

u must be light weight, i didnt know u were on my back

sharradia

u think u can deceive me w/ ur repentant thing

try again

~Sissy~:

sharradia

u think u can deceive me w/ ur repentant thing

try again

i am repenting [size=4pt]******trying again as requested********[/size]

na2day?:

i am repenting [size=4pt]******trying again as requested********[/size]

then u need to make an appointment w/ ma pastor for free consultation so dat he can evaluate u and tailor ur own personal prayer and deliverance method. be fast about it

~Sissy~:

then u need to make an appointment w/ ma pastor for free consultation so dat he can evaluate u and tailor ur own personal prayer and deliverance method. be fast about it

oya give me ur fone number and address so that i can call u and visit u in order for me to get ur pastor's number and address

na2day?:

oya give me ur fone number and address so that i can call u and visit u in order for me to get ur pastor's number and address

ole!

am not the pastors personal assistance so y ma number

am only a church member

call the church office directly to speak to the pastor

~Sissy~:

ole!

am not the pastors personal assistance so y ma number

am only a church member

call the church office directly to speak to the pastor

but na u i know, and i will like to be able to put u down as my reference, u know they might want to know who told me about ur wonderful pastor and ask for ur contacts, i just want to be fully ready

na2day?:

but na u i know, and i will like to be able to put u down as my reference, u know they might want to know who told me about ur wonderful pastor and ask for ur contacts, i just want to be fully ready

ma church dnt do that

just call the church office and tell the sect. dat u want a prayer n deliverance session n viola u r done, no question ask

~Sissy~:

ma church dnt do that

just call the church office and tell the sect. dat u want a prayer n deliverance session n viola u r done, no question ask

ok, text me the church number

na2day?:

ok, text me the church number 

Ha, finally! *[size=2pt]doing the victory dance[/size]* 

ok, get ur pen n paper ready

~Sissy~:

Ha, finally! *[size=2pt]doing the victory dance[/size]* 

ok, get ur pen n paper ready

i have my phone at the ready, oya fire! [size=4pt]*****remember i said text me the number***** [/size]

na2day?:

i have my phone at the ready, oya fire! [size=4pt]*****remember i said text me the number***** [/size]

abeg jor, no spoil ma victory dance for me now

which one b texting number again

lets do it the old fashion way jare

oya, get ur pen and paper

~Sissy~:

abeg jor, no spoil ma victory dance for me now

which one b texting number again

lets do it the old fashion way jare

oya, get ur pen and paper

pen and paper at the ready, oya fire

na2day?:

pen and paper at the ready, oya fire

goodboi

oya get ready[size=3pt] *getting ma diary, flipping over to find pastors number*[/size]

~Sissy~:

goodboi

oya get ready[size=3pt] *getting ma diary, flipping over to find pastors number*[/size]

  ur pastor name no dey the front of the diary? na so u relegate the guy reach?  

na2day?:

  ur pastor name no dey the front of the diary? na so u relegate the guy reach?  

abeg jor, worri me less now

too many contacts dey for dat diary

have patience jare

[size=3pt]continued searching for the number[/size]

~Sissy~:

abeg jor, worri me less now

too many contacts dey for dat diary

have patience jare

[size=3pt]continued searching for the number[/size]

i'm just saying, the pastor must not be that relevant to u for u to keep him in the back burner

na2day?:

i'm just saying, the pastor must not be that relevant to u for u to keep him in the back burner

na lie, u were rushing me.

oya apologize

i don find his number now,

but u must apologize for getting me all worked up b4 i give u his numba

******sighs******* women! oya, i apologize, donate me the guy number

na2day?:

******sighs******* women! oya, i apologize, donate me the guy number

apology not accepted

how can u b sighing, n b angry, n b apologizing at the same time

me no like dat kind of apology jare, it gives me upset stomach

oya try again

~Sissy~:

apology not accepted

how can u b sighing, n b angry, n b apologizing at the same time

me no like dat kind of apology jare, it gives me upset stomach

oya try again

it shows that i can be multifaceted, very diversified individual, which is a good thing in the recessed economy

na2day?:

it shows that i can be multifaceted, very diversified individual, which is a good thing in the recessed economy 

confession 101

kai! i should have seen the signs coming

i no like persin w/multiple personality oo

now, u dnt only need deliverance u also need to see a psychologist

methinks, dis one dey too much for me to handle ooo

~Sissy~:

confession 101

kai! i should have seen the signs coming

the signs are positive, tells u i will never bore u out

na2day?:

the signs are positive, tells u i will never bore u out

i dey fear oo

~Sissy~:

i dey fear oo

bible talk say perfect love cast out all fears and i believe u r a christian, lets keep to the bible 

na2day?:

bible talk say perfect love cast out all fears and i believe u r a christian, lets keep to the bible 

see who is quoting the bible

na for where u find dat verse sef, cuz me i never see am since i started reading ma hollly note

~Sissy~:

see who is quoting the bible

na for where u find dat verse sef, cuz me i never see am since i started reading ma hollly note

that means u dey skip church or u ney dey read ur bible, e dey inside the bible somewhere

na2day?:

that means u dey skip church or u ney dey read ur bible, e dey inside the bible somewhere

me ke skip church ?

i sit on the front row every sunday biko

n i read ma holly note every morning&evening

we prolly have different version of the holly note

~Sissy~:

me ke skip church ?

i sit on the front row every sunday biko

n i read ma holly note every morning&evening

we prolly have different version of the holly note

king james and queen latifah version?

na2day?:

king james and queen latifah version?

i no sabi wetin u dey talk jare

i neva hear dat kind of versions b4

~Sissy~:

i no sabi wetin u dey talk jare

i neva hear dat kind of versions b4

i knew u dont know the lawd like i do

na2day?:

i knew u dont know the lawd like i do

abeg no insult ma values, u sinner

i knw the lawd more dan u will neva knw