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The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:37pm On Dec 09, 2015
Was talking with this dude of mine and next thing he said was he was tired of his chiq of a few months and broke up with her. When she prodded him as to what she did, his reply was "you cooked noodles, you didn't add salt, you must be a bad cook, it's over."

So I ask, what's the worst breakup excuse you ever heard?

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Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Medunah: 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2015
Ur frnd thou
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Pucaxo(m): 10:45pm On Dec 09, 2015
grin
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Ultimatesammie(m): 10:52pm On Dec 09, 2015
not the worst very popular infact but i love this one 'its not you its me'
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by evanscheck(m): 10:54pm On Dec 09, 2015
Tell him to dry garlic in d sun, put it in an old news paper and smoke it
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 10:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
Mine was m talkin to u nd u are still breathing its over crycrycrycry

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Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:03pm On Dec 09, 2015
halfrica:
Mine was m talkin to u nd u are still breathing its over crycrycrycry

Wicked!!

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Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 11:04pm On Dec 09, 2015
CertifiedFreak:


Wicked!!

crycrycrycry

Dats wat e said to me!!!!!
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 1:04am On Dec 10, 2015
She bought fried chicken for us and ate more than half.


can you imagine.
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by NemzySeries(m): 1:07am On Dec 10, 2015
she got upset bkos I refered to ma benz as ma side chick

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Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by akuracy(m): 6:57am On Dec 10, 2015
I gave you two eggs, asked you to fry one and cook one. You went ahead to cook the one I asked you to fry, and fried the one I asked you to cook. It's over between us.

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Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by murphyibiam15(m): 7:07am On Dec 10, 2015
akuracy:
I gave you two eggs, asked you to fry one and cook one. You went ahead to cook the one I asked you to fry, and fried the one I asked you to cook. It's over between us.
HILARIOUS!!! cheesy
akuracy:
I gave you two eggs, asked you to fry one and cook one. You went ahead to cook the one I asked you to fry, and fried the one I asked you to cook. It's over between us.
HILARIOUS!!!
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:09am On Dec 10, 2015
halfrica:
Mine was m talkin to u nd u are still breathing its over crycrycrycry
my nightmaresad
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
my nightmaresad

My day dream angryangry
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015
Teempakguy:
She bought fried chicken for us and ate more than half.


can you imagine.
na im u break up wit hersad...lol
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:37am On Dec 10, 2015
halfrica:


My day dream angryangry
saw ur thread last nyt...e was touchingsad....buh ur living d opposite life here y?
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by fartkay(m): 7:47am On Dec 10, 2015
Just because I had her say " coded, come n go and barber your head". It all over dear
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
saw ur thread last nyt...e was touchingsad....buh ur living d opposite life here y?

Livin d opposite ke??

Like u kno me offline
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by akuracy(m): 8:17am On Dec 10, 2015
How can you be smiling in your sleep when I am yet to sleep, who's that making you smile in your dreamland , like you got a spirit husband ? its over between us
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 8:58am On Dec 10, 2015
halfrica:

Livin d opposite ke??
Like u kno me offline
i dnt need u to tell me who u r
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 9:07am On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
i dnt need u to tell me who u r

U dnt kno me lemme o

I am nt opposite of me on nl!!!!!!!!


Nl happens to b whr i channel my alter ego
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 9:45am On Dec 10, 2015
halfrica:


U dnt kno me lemme o

I am nt opposite of me on nl!!!!!!!!


Nl happens to b whr i channel my alter ego
u and dis alter ago,,,u said am ur alter ego on one of my thread where i said i'd love all of my hrt...wats d meaning of alter ego
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 9:49am On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
u and dis alter ago,,,u said am ur alter ego on one of my thread where i said i'd love all of my hrt...wats d meaning of alter ego

Google it tongue

Who said u my alter ego cheesycheesycheesycheesy

Cameroon weed on flick
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 10:04am On Dec 10, 2015
halfrica:


Google it tongue

Who said u my alter ego cheesycheesycheesycheesy

Cameroon weed on flick
go check all my topics, u'd find d topic=any one feeling the same way=den check ur post.
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 10:06am On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
go check all my topics, u'd find d topic=any one feeling the same way=den check ur post.

Ok !!!!!

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