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The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:37pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Was talking with this dude of mine and next thing he said was he was tired of his chiq of a few months and broke up with her. When she prodded him as to what she did, his reply was "you cooked noodles, you didn't add salt, you must be a bad cook, it's over." So I ask, what's the worst breakup excuse you ever heard? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Medunah: 10:41pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Ur frnd thou |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Pucaxo(m): 10:45pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Ultimatesammie(m): 10:52pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
not the worst very popular infact but i love this one 'its not you its me' |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by evanscheck(m): 10:54pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Tell him to dry garlic in d sun, put it in an old news paper and smoke it |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 10:58pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Mine was m talkin to u nd u are still breathing its over 2 Likes |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:03pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
halfrica: Wicked!! 1 Like |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 11:04pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 1:04am On Dec 10, 2015 |
She bought fried chicken for us and ate more than half. can you imagine. |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by NemzySeries(m): 1:07am On Dec 10, 2015 |
she got upset bkos I refered to ma benz as ma side chick 1 Like |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by akuracy(m): 6:57am On Dec 10, 2015 |
I gave you two eggs, asked you to fry one and cook one. You went ahead to cook the one I asked you to fry, and fried the one I asked you to cook. It's over between us. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by murphyibiam15(m): 7:07am On Dec 10, 2015 |
akuracy:HILARIOUS!!! akuracy:HILARIOUS!!! |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:09am On Dec 10, 2015 |
halfrica:my nightmare |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015 |
firstking01: My day dream |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Teempakguy:na im u break up wit her...lol |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 7:37am On Dec 10, 2015 |
halfrica:saw ur thread last nyt...e was touching....buh ur living d opposite life here y? |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by fartkay(m): 7:47am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Just because I had her say " coded, come n go and barber your head". It all over dear |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 10, 2015 |
firstking01: Livin d opposite ke?? Like u kno me offline |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by akuracy(m): 8:17am On Dec 10, 2015 |
How can you be smiling in your sleep when I am yet to sleep, who's that making you smile in your dreamland , like you got a spirit husband ? its over between us |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 8:58am On Dec 10, 2015 |
halfrica:i dnt need u to tell me who u r |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 9:07am On Dec 10, 2015 |
firstking01: U dnt kno me lemme o I am nt opposite of me on nl!!!!!!!! Nl happens to b whr i channel my alter ego |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 9:45am On Dec 10, 2015 |
halfrica:u and dis alter ago,,,u said am ur alter ego on one of my thread where i said i'd love all of my hrt...wats d meaning of alter ego |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 9:49am On Dec 10, 2015 |
firstking01: Google it Who said u my alter ego Cameroon weed on flick |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by firstking01(m): 10:04am On Dec 10, 2015 |
halfrica:go check all my topics, u'd find d topic=any one feeling the same way=den check ur post. |
Re: The Flimsiest Breakup Excuse by Nobody: 10:06am On Dec 10, 2015 |
firstking01: Ok !!!!! |
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