honeric01:

Me boring Abi na u no no how to talk joke, U for say, can't the guy also bedwet since his girlfriend is doing so Imagine a scenario where the girl squirt all over the bed with the boyfriend on the bed waiting to retaliate within putting on anything while sleeping upside down on the bed. Na war oo, Na the guy own go bad pass, his is a point and shoot kind of weapon and never misses target. @ least u bi girl and u no how accurate men's weapon is.

Na you nor get sense of humour.

Lol, see your mouth like cable dish,
I still get humor pass u abi as I correct u, u no like am By the way, where u put my ogbono soup wey u steal from my kitchen come show nairaland?

honeric01:

Lol, see your mouth like cable dish,
  I still get humor pass u abi as I correct u, u no like am By the way, where u put my ogbono soup wey u steal from my kitchen come show nairaland?

Wrong. When you correct a joke, it means you weren't able to understand it. Haba, admit am. You nor sabi joke.

By the way that soup don finish. Me and my Italian friend don eat am.  I was surprised to discover she likes it.

Lol, u see u, do u know what they call dry joke Have u gone to a live comedy show where a comedian tries to make his/her audience laugh with some Yeye jokes and they refuse to laugh? Does that mean the audience no get humor
Wetin oyinbo no fit chop? U can even give them eba with raw hausa grinded pepper and they will eat it.

honeric01:

Lol, u see u, do u know what they call dry joke Have u gone to a live comedy show where a comedian tries to make his/her audience laugh with some Yeye jokes and they refuse to laugh? Does that mean the audience no get humor
Wetin oyinbo no fit chop? U can even give them eba with raw hausa grinded pepper and they will eat it.

I nor be comedian and you nor be my audience.

see u, Why u come try talk joke when u no say u no be comedian? By d way, nobi only comedian funny.

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bedwet in ur boyfriend's house? , i am very sure u r so so pretty

My friend had exactly the same problem as this -only her problem of bedwetting was worse. The problem made her husband to leave her. But thank God  she found solution. But sadly, she is divorced now. She went to the Synagogue Church of all nations where she said T.B. Joshua gave her a prophecy on exactly her problem of bedwetting. She said that the prophecy was so accurate that she thought I or one of her other friends had told him. He then prayed for her and she told me that since that prayer, she's been free of bedwetting. She says the only thing she wished is that she had gone to this pastor before the break-up of her marriage. She keeps saying, "If only, " She had it for more than 10 years and believes it was a spiritual problem. The Church is based somewhere in Lagos.

tinajohn:

My friend had exactly the same problem as this -only her problem of bedwetting was worse. The problem made her husband to leave her. But thank God  she found solution. But sadly, she is divorced now. She went to the Synagogue Church of all nations where she said T.B. Joshua gave her a prophecy on exactly her problem of bedwetting. She said that the prophecy was so accurate that she thought I or one of her other friends had told him. He then prayed for her and she told me that since that prayer, she's been free of bedwetting. She says the only thing she wished is that she had gone to this pastor before the break-up of her marriage. She keeps saying, "If only, " She had it for more than 10 years and believes it was a spiritual problem. The Church is based somewhere in Lagos.

Nonsense. I hope the poster is not stupid enough to believe this bullshit!

michelin89:

Nonsense. I hope the poster is not stupid enough to believe this bullshit!

pastor T.B joshua's prayer

@michelle89
And how are you sure she Is not even a member of the church It's a free world, he who wears the shoes knows where the pain lies

honeric01:

@michelle89
And how are you sure she Is not even a member of the church It's a free world, he who wears the shoes knows where the pain lies

i dey gbadun ur flows my guy

nethacker:

i dey gbadun ur flows my guy

abi wetin u see for this mata

honeric01:

@michelle89
And how are you sure she Is not even a member of the church It's a free world, he who wears the shoes knows where the pain lies

na michelin89. Why una like to dey change names?

To pee on your bed at night, no, that's not a problem at all, as long as you are well behaved and pretty, just get your self a mat and be ready to clean the room each time it happens.

You simply have to tell him. It seems though that your bed wetting might be tied to anxiety. I think if you talk to him and deal with the shame you feel that it will help

michelin89:

na michelin89. Why una like to dey change names?

Ok, koyor, Michelin89 abi? are you happy now?

tghere is nothing God cant do. tell him and stop eating and taking water by 7pm for two weeks and see the result. If symtoms persist se a doctor it might have to do with bladder and can be corrected on time wih drugs. More over God has a purpose for everything. God heals.

I love naira land. It gives an insight into how the average Nigerian thinks. While the rest of the world prays to God and goes ahead to do their own physical part the Nigerian just prays. No wonder we are so backwards in all feilds. Havent you heard 'that faith without works is dead(James 2v17). My sister I would advise you seek medical help and not any doctor look for a UROLOGIST- that is a specialist in matters concerning the urinary system. Then get down on your knees and pray that God guides him in the right direction. The doctor is just a tool in God's hands. Its only Nigerians that think God is going to come down and do every little thing by himself while we sit back and watch the show. Good luck!

lol

Bed-wetting that starts in adulthood (secondary enuresis) is uncommon and requires medical evaluation. Cause may include:

   * Diabetes
   * Urinary tract infection
   * Urinary tract stones
   * Prostate enlargement
   * Bladder cancer
   * Obstructive sleep apnea
   * Neurological disorders

Rarely, acute anxiety or other emotional disorders may be the cause of adult bed-wetting.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/adult-bed-wetting/AN00688

"Ninety percent of people who have incontinence (the majority are women) can be successfully treated"
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1966.html

Alcohol, cold medicine or prescription medications (ex. sleeping pills etc) can also cause us to sleep too soundly to wake up in time as well.

Drinking too much liquid late at night is another cause. Bladder's have a maximum capacity and if we drink a lot of liquid right before bed, we can put too much pressure on our bladder and lead to bed wetting.

Enuresis also often comes with advanced age. Like many of our muscles, those that control our bladder function start to weaken as well. For women a simple exercise known as the Kegel exercise can help. Pretend like you're trying to hold urine in and squeeze' while tensing your lower abdomen muscles. You can do this any time or place as it's not noticeable and should be done up to a hundred times a day. This may sound strange, but I sometimes to it to music! Whatever works.

purchase pads, much like sanitary pads, and wear them to bed until the situation resolved itself. It's not a cure, of course, but it makes the situation more manageable.

http://www.helium.com/items/856825-the-causes-of-adult-bed-wetting

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

SMH lady. SMH big time.

I guess I haven't contributed

Right away

Limit your night time liquid intake
Find a way to get up to pee in the middle of your sleep - I recommend an alarm clock
See a doctor immediately

lol @ alarm clock

C2H5OH u're a funny dude! LOL

posakosa:

C2H5OH u're a funny dude! LOL

Lol thank you . How you feelin' today?

oyinda.:

lol @ alarm clock

hey what can I say.  I'm only trying to help.  Can only imagine how embarrassing it must be for her.

Seriously first limit what you drink at night.

See a doctor dont tell your fiance yet till you know the exact problem.

I think alarm clock is a good idea train your body.  

Even if you dream of pissing you wont actually do it.

Another thing if you are having sex with your partner please make sure you urinate after sex even if you are dead tired just get up and pee!

thanks for all your contribution am very grateful for all ur advice

and i want to thank those that took pleasure in mocking me becos of my situation

i will never wish this kind for my enemy

i pray that niether ur nor ur spouse will experience what am passing thru

its so embarassing ,

i just want those that mock me to put them self in my shoe, then you will know how it feels