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Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:29am On Dec 24, 2015
This is real!!!!!



WARNING GUYS: Guys BEWARE!! Ladies Will Get Pregnant Using Your Sp erm From A Con dom You Just Used And Ignored



There’s been an ongoing trend where unmarried women steal the sp erm of man (men) they’ve slept with and freeze it. Just in case they need it when they are ready to have kids, but can’t seem to find a good partner.
I thought this was a joke until a woman I recently counseled told me she tried to do it, but got caught.
I have noticed, both young men and women aren’t interested in marriage as they once were. Instead, they prefer staying bf/g. Some women have embraced their careers and ignored the idea of marriage. Could it be because divorce rates continue to rise? Or times have changed?
Let me explain how it is stolen:
After se x, they use a turkey baster to take the sp erm from the con dom, put it in a container and store it in the freezer at their home.
Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their womanliness or else they will see their doctors and inseminate them and get pregnant. I don’t know if the method works, but I am just hearing that lots of women are now doing it.
This is a turkey baster:
For those of you asking how this can happen without the man knowing:
The woman takes the con dom after se x and pulls the sp erm out with the turkey baster. This is happening and has been happening for quite some times.
My advice to men is: make sure you dispose your con dom by yourself, otherwise you are in trouble.
Anyways, my questions here are for men:
Would it really bother you if a woman steals your sperm? later getting into responsibilities you never wished for....


this is a turkey baster that I mentioned....

Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Unionised(m): 1:33am On Dec 24, 2015
Stay away from FORNICATION...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:40am On Dec 24, 2015
Unionised:
Stay away from FORNICATION...
Let ye who is without sin be the first to cast The stone.....but you made a reasonable point though...

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Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Nobody: 1:43am On Dec 24, 2015
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Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Nobody: 1:43am On Dec 24, 2015
so you just dey know??it has been happening for a very long time ago especially in the western countries...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:48am On Dec 24, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
How's this even possible?
my brother just Google turkey baster.....from the search results you will.get information about what I am talking about


www.babymed.com/home-artificial-insemination-get-pregnant-turkey-baster-method


https://www.fertilityauthority.com/turkey-baster-does-it-really-work
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 1:49am On Dec 24, 2015
I'm not dismissing your claim but it sounds untrue and concocted.

With the rate at which guys buttlick women, as evident on nairaland and with the growing number of sex starved guys out there, why would a lady go through all these hassle just to conceive. I mean a good looking lady can easily bed any of her numerous admirers without protection thus conceive.

I'm talking about one night stand kinda sexual relations not someone who can lay claim to the child later.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Nobody: 1:50am On Dec 24, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
How's this even possible?
Olodo
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:52am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:
I'm not dismissing your claim but it sounds untrue and concocted.

With the rate at which guys buttlick women, as evident on nairaland and with the growing number of sex starved guys out there, why would a lady go through all these hassle just to conceive. I mean a good looking lady can easily bed any of her numerous admirers without protection thus conceive.
bros pls did you read the post well??let's start from there...now read it carefully one more time sir..
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:53am On Dec 24, 2015
@ ronald4lif


www.conceiveeasy.com/get-pregnant/does-a-turkey-baster-really-work/

read the whole page....you will get your answers there...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 1:55am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
bros pls did you read the post well??let's start from there...now read it carefully one more time sir..

I've read it again but still didn't address the question I raised. Like I said while I'm not undermining your claim I'm saying why would women go through such stress when she can just have unprotected sex with a random guy and get pregnant in the process?
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 1:56am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:
. I mean a good looking lady can easily bed any of her numerous admirers without protection thus conceive.

I'm talking about one night stand kinda sexual relations not someone who can lay claim to the child later.
And you think is all guys that would allow unprotected sex??
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by fulfillbill(m): 1:57am On Dec 24, 2015
Idonbilifit!!!
Do you mean to say in this harsh economic times a woman who is not ready to get married would want kids?

Once again idonbilifit.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:01am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


I've read it again but still didn't address the question I raised. Like I said while I'm not undermining your claim I'm saying why would women go through such stress when she can just have unprotected sex with a random guy and get pregnant in the process?
bro!!you still don't get it,most women doing that are not doing it because they are looking for a child but do it for some selfish reasons including blackmail............lesbians do it too....


.and talking about unprotected sex with a random guy,hope you know that some guys these days do not want to have unprotected sex to avoid stories that touches the heart.....


go and ask 2face sir..
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:03am On Dec 24, 2015
fulfillbill:
Idonbilifit!!!
Do you mean to say in this harsh economic times a woman who is not ready to get married would want kids?

Once again idonbilifit.
Go and ask lesbians!!!!!!!!!have you heard this statement before "But I used condom evetytime we had sex but how come she is carrying my baby"grin Go and ask 2face....

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Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 2:04am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
And you think is all guys that would allow unprotected sex??

Well, a sizeable number of sex-starved guys and chronic womanisers wouldn't bother about unprotected sex.

It would be more arduous for ladies to go through the process you highlighted than get a good unprotected shagging from random guys. That HIV and other stds are on the spiral increase isn't a coincidence.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:07am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


Well, a sizeable number of sex-starved guys and chronic womanisers wouldn't bother about unprotected sex.

It would be more arduous for ladies to go through the process you highlighted than get a good unprotected shagging from random guys. That HIV and other stds are on the spiral increase isn't a coincidence.
you are making a good point but if you read the article again you will understand that some of them don't want the baby exactly at that moment,some want to carry out the mission In the nearest future....and I repeat!!most of them are not using it because they are looking for a child,some use it to blackmail a particular person for the reasons best known to them....some use it to blackmail wealthy men that go around f*ucking every lady In skirt......have you hear
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 2:15am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
you are making a good point but if you read the article again you will understand that some of them don't want the baby exactly at that moment,some want to carry out the mission In the nearest future....

I think you've addressed the question raised with the embolden. But I'm still wondering why there's a need to store the sp*rm when they can still get someone to shag them at whatever time they're are ready to conceive.

Anyways, all good. Let those who might fall victim for it hear, and take into effect the caveat. Left for me, I wouldn't mind if a lady stylishly store my sperm and later use it for insemination. I mean it's just a sperm right, which I do often waste off whenever I wet dream. Peace.

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Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:18am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


I think you've addressed the question raised with the embolden. But I'm still wondering why there's a need to store the sp*rm when they can still get someone to shag them at whatever time they're are ready to conceive.

Anyways, all good. Let those who might fall victim for it hear, and take into effect the caveat. Left for me, I wouldn't mind if a lady stylishly store my sperm and later use it for insemination. I mean it's just a sperm right, which I do often waste off whenever I wet dream. Peace.
Bro how would you feel if in the future after you are married to someone else ,and this strange lady just come to meet you and told you that she has a child for you,you did the DNA test and it showed positive that you are the father of the child??grin and that could destroy your marriage and family if your wife knows about it...??the lady then starts blackmailing you!!!!this is an example of what they do.,so many more...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Nobody: 2:23am On Dec 24, 2015
fulfillbill:
Idonbilifit!!!
Do you mean to say in this harsh economic times a woman who is not ready to get married would want kids?

Once again idonbilifit.
Dem no dey tell blind man say train dey come....e go do you like filmtrick....grin

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Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:25am On Dec 24, 2015
PinkBarbie:
Olodo
grin grin the guy na doubting Thomas...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 2:29am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
Bro how would you feel if in the future after you are married to someone else ,and this strange lady just come to meet you and told you that she has a child for you,you did the DNA test and it showed positive that you are the father of the child??grin and that could destroy your marriage and family if your wife knows about it...??the lady then starts blackmailing you!!!!this is an example of what they do.,so many more...

I'm unsure how that could destroy my marriage if I never knew I had a child with her. My wife should know it was never a secret child and if she's going to quit her marriage coz I had sex with a lady before we met then it's her loss really, not mine.

Can't remember telling her I was a virgin before we met. I'm aware there could be other possible blackmails but this one won't fly.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Fireson: 2:29am On Dec 24, 2015
angry
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by tpiar: 2:33am On Dec 24, 2015
turkey basters have suffered, lord have mercy.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by tpiar: 2:34am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:
I'm not dismissing your claim but it sounds untrue and concocted.

With the rate at which guys buttlick women, as evident on nairaland and with the growing number of sex starved guys out there, why would a lady go through all these hassle just to conceive. I mean a good looking lady can easily bed any of her numerous admirers without protection thus conceive.

.


maybe the admirers are bus conductors, etc.
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:35am On Dec 24, 2015
ronald4lif:


I'm unsure how that could destroy my marriage if I never knew I had a child with her. My wife should know it was never a secret child and if she's going to quit her marriage coz I had sex with a lady before we met then it's her loss really, not mine.

Can't remember telling her I was a virgin before we met. I'm aware there could be other possible blackmails but this one won't fly.
What about if The lady made everyone believe you guys just met not too long after you got married??she can carry the child whenever she wants'she can claim she got pregnant for you after you got married,and the pregnancy will prove it,..its all about timing!!!!!!!those that so such know when to come into the picture!!!...imagine if you got married six years ago and the strange lady now brought a 2yrs old boy to you that you are his father and the DNA proved it....
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:39am On Dec 24, 2015
tpiar:


maybe the admirers are bus conductors, etc.
grin grin grin
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by doyinisaac(m): 2:40am On Dec 24, 2015
tpiar:
turkey basters have suffered, lord have mercy.
grin grin end time turkey basters...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by ronald4lif(m): 2:51am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
What about if The lady made everyone believe you guys just met not too long after you got married??she can carry the child whenever she wants'she can claim she got pregnant for you after you got married,and the pregnancy will prove it,..its all about timing!!!!!!!those that so such know when to come into the picture!!!...imagine if you got married six years ago and the strange lady now brought a 2yrs old boy to you that you are his father and the DNA proved it....

A credible argument you have here. I concur and bow out. Respect!
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by flawlesRebirth(f): 4:09am On Dec 24, 2015
YOU GUYS SHUUU SHARRAP ABEG....OP HAS MADE HIS POINT...U GO ND DO UR OWN RE-SEARCH BIKO...
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by Cutehector(m): 5:47am On Dec 24, 2015
doyinisaac:
bros pls did you read the post well??let's start from there...now read it carefully one more time sir..
no mind am
Re: Guys Beware!!!! by obiorathesubtle: 6:27am On Dec 24, 2015
I don't believe it!

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