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Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Yosifperfect(m): 8:24am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I remember while having sex with my Ex-girlfriend, I said to her "Babe, I love you", she while still moaning said "This is not love nau". On another occasion, while thrusting, kpa, kap, kpa... She said "Sweedy, are you crazy? Wait! Are you possessed?". When I remember her and her funny words on bed, I burst into laughter. Roll it in , Guys! 5 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 8:27am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I won't say mine |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by djeezy(m): 8:29am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I was in the sitting room and a friend of mine was banging this nymphomaniac who apparently likes it huge down there . The following conversation ensued as he interpolated her forbidden Apple in the cause of nooky. Girl: Put na!!!!! Boy: Haba I don put, e don finish. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by TrapLORD(m): 8:32am On Jan 09, 2016 |
"Honey rape me" "Fork me like you hate me" (From an engaged chic) "I love you, I just can't hide it anymore" Women are just something else! 3 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by ernesty20(m): 8:33am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Where are those girls that have been bleeped? Roll in here 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by iceberylin(m): 8:33am On Jan 09, 2016 |
This.... 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by cruzita(f): 8:35am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I'm here to smell lies.so keep the stories coming 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by fadjnr(m): 8:35am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I remember when one said working (fvking) to get pregnant is not easy o. Another said you're killing me o. And I had no weapon on me. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by djeezy(m): 8:35am On Jan 09, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Pray tell. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 8:36am On Jan 09, 2016 |
This early Morning Well, Every thing I said in bed was a hit back to back. From Baby you are the best To Open it wider & To You're the sweetest Yet I dey CUM every 2 minutes. F**k that sh*t though. Wanking Ti take Over! 6 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by ernesty20(m): 8:36am On Jan 09, 2016 |
KashyBaby:olodo |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 8:38am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Wen I was hitting her real hard. ""stupidity I didn't know you aren't stupld afterall"" 2 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by sinaj(f): 8:40am On Jan 09, 2016 |
iceberylin: |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by sinaj(f): 8:41am On Jan 09, 2016 |
stupidity: |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Mhizkel(f): 8:44am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Oghumu1(m): 8:54am On Jan 09, 2016 |
- are you sure u won't leave me?? - if its possible to die with u, i will. " Everybody's gone their separate ways 4 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by obiorathesubtle: 8:55am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I was phucking a catholic chick one time and she spoke
Latin just before she came.. Sounded sth like "obioraus fuckus meus harderus" 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by sinaj(f): 8:57am On Jan 09, 2016 |
RexKex:2 minutes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by derrick333(m): 9:01am On Jan 09, 2016 |
RexKex:In timaya's voice " if ur BF is a 2mins man lik indomie noodles,am so sowi4u" |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by dollarcoolcat(m): 9:01am On Jan 09, 2016 |
"God God fvck me" and I was like God shld do wha?? Crazy mehn 5 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 09, 2016 |
sinaj:Blame it on alcohol. |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Yosifperfect(m): 9:07am On Jan 09, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:ROTF 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 09, 2016 |
I came here to learn |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by blackboy2star(m): 9:10am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Am a Virgin... |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by yinkus4u2c(f): 9:10am On Jan 09, 2016 |
What do they do in bed? is it not sleep 6 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Oghumu1(m): 9:12am On Jan 09, 2016 |
sickstars: |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Nobody: 9:14am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Oghumu1: Cant i learn ni oga titus? |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by cokacoola(m): 9:14am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Babe be like "coka, he reach where e they reach o put am again" na so i take vex put am she come they shout "my womb o" 2 Likes |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Oghumu1(m): 9:14am On Jan 09, 2016 |
yinkus4u2c:U need an explanation what's done on bed ? Be pretending like they know nothing 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Oghumu1(m): 9:16am On Jan 09, 2016 |
sickstars:Its allowed o, especially when there's someone teaching u |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by yinkus4u2c(f): 9:17am On Jan 09, 2016 |
U need an explanation what's done on bed ? Be pretending like they know nothing Lemme ooo |
Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Oghumu1(m): 9:18am On Jan 09, 2016 |
yinkus4u2c:Lol, so u were screaming "lemme ooo" be confessing 1 Like 1 Share |
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