PREAMBLE:


That's okay, they all get theirs in the end. The day they turn thirty, they've hit their expiration date as if a NAFDAC Registration Expiry Date has been plastered on them. Every moment they draw breath, their stock and shares goes down and they soon realize their vagina is NOT lined with diamonds like it once was.

Men tolerate this behavior when they are in their teens and twenties because they figure it's the price they have to pay for admission, but then something funny happens; cellulite, wrinkles, boobs and things sag. Men over the age of 30 are no longer tolerant of such behavior because we suffered through it long enough. We'll just trade them in for a younger, sleeker, European Oluchi Super Unilag model. The bitch ends up divorced and soon realizes that behavior won't fly anymore if she has any hope of landing a man.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

The bitch is pure evil. She cares for no one but herself. She gladly tramples her way through every situation, not caring about who she hurts along the way, just about getting what she wants. To make matters worse, even when her demands are met, she's never satisfied with anything.

If you're in the hands of such a beast Either in Real life or Nairaland , you may already suspect it. But here's the definitive list that might prove it.

Number 10
She is self-centered

To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

Famous Self Centred Bitches on Nairaland include: Tpiah! The Whole NL must revolve around her!

Number 9

She criticizes everything about you

Shaming is a common tactic women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, then rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So she nags about everything you say and do.

Famous Super Critic Bitches on Nairaland include: Sisi _Jinx: I have Never seen her advice any one on NL except pour out venoms and belittle posters

Number 8

She's cold-hearted

A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society while transgressing those that are inconvenient to her. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She's manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman's gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion.

Famous Cold Hearted Bitches on Nairaland include: Pilgrim 1: Always gung-ho to depress other Muslims, Catholics and Atheists and Most Men


Number 7

She expects to be treated like a queen

A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.

Famous Spoilt Bitches on Nairaland include: Michelin89 (No contest!) As Rotten as She can be! Yuk!

Number 6

She slights you in bed

You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur.

If she treats people like trash, bosses you around and embarrasses you in public, you know what you have to do, 

Famous Grumpy and Cranky Bitches on Nairaland include: Busy Bodi aka Amebo no 1 (Dang that Girl rants and raves too much and is always fighting!)

Number 5

She treats people like trash

As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, seeing them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them.

She has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.

Famous Mean Narcassicistic Bitches on Nairaland include: O$sisi

Number 4

She never pays

As she thinks that it is the duty of others to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won't pitch in for Fuel on trips or for food at a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she'll accuse you of being cheap!

Famous Stingy Miserly Bitches on Nairaland include: Thief of Heart

Number 3

She bosses you around

A bitch's massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her Boy Friend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn't want to. Sometimes she'll even boss you around for the power trip -- just because she can.

Famous Bossy Bitches on Nairaland include: Blue Spice


Number 2

She embarrasses you in public

A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even those of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man's self-worth down to her own level -- after all, misery loves company.

Famous Extremely Self Centred Bitches on Nairaland include: Tope 2000

Number 1

She flirts with other men

This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She'll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she'll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men.


ditch the bitch

It's a strange phenomenon of life. So many good men somehow end up with the cold, abusive woman I just described. They may think they can help her, or even more tragically, they may believe they can't do any better. But no man should have to put up with someone who treats him like a pest.

Famous Flirty Cold Abusive Tease Bitches on Nairaland include: FL Gator

If your woman has any of the aforementioned traits, it may be time to seek out a woman who is worth your while.

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Pls u 4got 2 add my darling platimunk platinum habib bank

[size=4pt]ure a sick indivual and i wish i never spoke to u[/size]

ekwensu

^^^

u just kip wishing u neeva spoke 2 me
were havin fun
i guess im gettin on ur nerves
com online lets chat
oloshi

Wow now that's a lot.Cool

its addictive.

I've finally narrowed it down to a particular region and state in Nigeria.

You cant quit while you're ahead now can you.

Interesting casts of characters.

n d story goes on,

You couldn't have done it any better,  See how you yab my lolo like tomorrow no dey. She calls me an old man with pot belly.  hahaha
 

OBNOXIOUS:

PREAMBLE:
 

Famous Grumpy and Cranky Bitches on Nairaland include: Busy Bodi aka Amebo no 1 (Dang that Girl rants and raves too much and is always fighting!)

Number 5

She treats people like trash

As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, seeing them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them.

She has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.

I am identifying with your write-up, as the truth that many lack the balls to write about!

i think they ll be coming after u, let the WAR begin!

with just few numbers of posts, I guess poster is a old NLander with a new handle. If poster is a newbie, how could he have been able to know much about these old and experienced aforementioned bitcheees?

This is just a great illustration of how them bitches are, good job obno.

if these girls respond to this post then we can conclude that they love the attention.

already, Aunty Tpia has responded. . . . . .not too surprised about that.

lets see how the others react

Countdown to holocaust.

I call this ''A romantic gossip'' wey dem dey? may una come defend una self na

hmmm. . . so this was where the whole thing started.

OBNOXIOUS:

PREAMBLE:
The bitch is pure evil. She cares for no one but herself. She gladly tramples her way through every situation, not caring about who she hurts along the way, just about getting what she wants. To make matters worse, even when her demands are met, she's never satisfied with anything.

If you're in the hands of such a beast Either in Real life or Nairaland , you may already suspect it. But here's the definitive list that might prove it.

Number 10
She is self-centered

To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

Number 9

She criticizes everything about you

Shaming is a common tactic women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, then rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So she nags about everything you say and do.

She expects to be treated like a queen

A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.
Number 6

She slights you in bed

You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur.

If she treats people like trash, bosses you around and embarrasses you in public, you know what you have to do,  

Number 5

She treats people like trash

As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, seeing them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them.

She has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.

Number 3

She bosses you around

A bitch's massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her Boy Friend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn't want to. Sometimes she'll even boss you around for the power trip -- just because she can.

Number 2

She embarrasses you in public

A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even those of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man's self-worth down to her own level -- after all, misery loves company.
Number 1

She flirts with other men

This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She'll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she'll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men.


ditch the bitch

It's a strange phenomenon of life. So many good men somehow end up with the cold, abusive woman I just described. They may think they can help her, or even more tragically, they may believe they can't do any better. But no man should have to put up with someone who treats him like a pest.

My ex girl friend has all the above-mentioned so we parted ways and now she has been begging after i hv found some1 that really listen and respect me so much.

[/quote]If your woman has any of the aforementioned traits, it may be time to seek out a woman who is worth your while.[quote]

I concur!!!!   we have alot of them on NL  
but wait oo obnoxious,Na wahala be this oo wey u don cause so.these babes no go take am easy with u oo.u better equip urself with the requiste weapon to withstand watever comes around 

Talk about seeking attention in a Naija forum - Fuckin' Hell
What an attention seekin' prick - u ppl should just ignore him - cus its all gettin irritating now, cant click 10 recent post tab without seeing a new post/thread from this piece of shit

[b]P.S:[/b]Dont bother trading insults with me cus u will be wasting ur time

@Poster,
I seriously hope you are ready for reprisal attacks

OBNOXIOUS:


Famous Flirty Cold Abusive Tease Bitches on Nairaland include: FL Gator

If your woman has any of the aforementioned traits, it may be time to seek out a woman who is worth your while.

No issues with all you postulated BUT this is definately untrue, my girl is everything except the above. . .
On a second thought, you can't be nice to all because not all deserves it. . . _{just so we clear}

IFELEKE:

@Poster,
I seriously hope you are ready for reprisal attacks

Looks like all those foul-mouthed girls are mostly in the USA/Canada and other regions whose night time is our morning time, cos they always come around as from mid-day to cause mayhem and never sleep when we sleep!
No wonder their men dey run from dem, no wonder e dey hard dem to marry

Number 7

She expects to be treated like a queen


A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.

Famous Spoilt Bitches on Nairaland include: Michelin89 (No contest!) As Rotten as She can be! Yuk! Lips sealed

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The ladies responding r also looking for attention - you dont have to respond to him

tonye-t:

i am definitely not a part of this, i quit this thread abeg since the thrread done even born another one called hate letter



this is really IRRESPONSIBLE

Why did you edit your post? What are you trying to prove. Follow follow. Comot jare. Who even want an ass licker like you.

tboy1:

The ladies responding r also looking for attention - you dont have to respond to him

Oh please. What about you who is trying to make a headling by pointing out those who in your opinion are looking for attention? Wetin dey do una sef? Must you always try to act better than anyone else? Whoever wants can reply. It's not your perogative to tell people what thread to reply to.

Get yourself a job, dude. This one wey you dey do is useless.

OBNOXIOUS:

PREAMBLE:


That's okay, they all get theirs in the end. The day they turn thirty, they've hit their expiration date as if a NAFDAC Registration Expiry Date has been plastered on them. Every moment they draw breath, their stock and shares goes down and they soon realize their vagina is NOT lined with diamonds like it once was.

Men tolerate this behavior when they are in their teens and twenties because they figure it's the price they have to pay for admission, but then something funny happens; cellulite, wrinkles, boobs and things sag. Men over the age of 30 are no longer tolerant of such behavior because we suffered through it long enough. We'll just trade them in for a younger, sleeker, European Oluchi Super Unilag model. The bitch ends up divorced and soon realizes that behavior won't fly anymore if she has any hope of landing a man.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

The bitch is pure evil. She cares for no one but herself. She gladly tramples her way through every situation, not caring about who she hurts along the way, just about getting what she wants. To make matters worse, even when her demands are met, she's never satisfied with anything.

If you're in the hands of such a beast Either in Real life or Nairaland , you may already suspect it. But here's the definitive list that might prove it.

Number 10
She is self-centered

To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

Famous Self Centred Bitches on Nairaland include: Tpiah! The Whole NL must revolve around her!

Number 9

She criticizes everything about you

Shaming is a common tactic women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, then rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So she nags about everything you say and do.

Famous Super Critic Bitches on Nairaland include: Sisi _Jinx: I have Never seen her advice any one on NL except pour out venoms and belittle posters

Number 8

She's cold-hearted

A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society while transgressing those that are inconvenient to her. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She's manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman's gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion.

Famous Cold Hearted Bitches on Nairaland include: Pilgrim 1: Always gung-ho to depress other Muslims, Catholics and Atheists and Most Men


Number 7

She expects to be treated like a queen

A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.

Famous Spoilt Bitches on Nairaland include: Michelin89 (No contest!) As Rotten as She can be! Yuk!

Number 6

She slights you in bed

You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur.

If she treats people like trash, bosses you around and embarrasses you in public, you know what you have to do, 

Famous Grumpy and Cranky Bitches on Nairaland include: Busy Bodi aka Amebo no 1 (Dang that Girl rants and raves too much and is always fighting!)

Number 5

She treats people like trash

As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, seeing them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them.

She has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.

Famous Mean Narcassicistic Bitches on Nairaland include: O$sisi

Number 4

She never pays

As she thinks that it is the duty of others to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won't pitch in for Fuel on trips or for food at a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she'll accuse you of being cheap!

Famous Stingy Miserly Bitches on Nairaland include: Thief of Heart

Number 3

She bosses you around

A bitch's massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her Boy Friend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn't want to. Sometimes she'll even boss you around for the power trip -- just because she can.

Famous Bossy Bitches on Nairaland include: Blue Spice


Number 2

She embarrasses you in public

A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even those of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man's self-worth down to her own level -- after all, misery loves company.

Famous Extremely Self Centred Bitches on Nairaland include: Tope 2000

Number 1

She flirts with other men

This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She'll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she'll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men.


ditch the bitch

It's a strange phenomenon of life. So many good men somehow end up with the cold, abusive woman I just described. They may think they can help her, or even more tragically, they may believe they can't do any better. But no man should have to put up with someone who treats him like a pest.

Famous Flirty Cold Abusive Tease Bitches on Nairaland include: FL Gator

If your woman has any of the aforementioned traits, it may be time to seek out a woman who is worth your while.

NAIRALAND ROMANCE goes into MELTDOWN(again)!!!!

.

tboy1:

See this irritant . . .
I see your dumbass was blind when i pointed out that i keep seein all this stupid threads all over the forum and its gettin annoyin, if u ignore him, he wont reply and to be honest for someone to create a thread and reply to the poster, the person is lovin the attention - you dis childish mongrel
You really make me laugh . . .

[b]P.S: [/b]Pls remove pic of urs in ur profile and put up a cartoon or flower pic . . . anything but not ur pic

Wetin you nor get better thing to talk? What carried you to my profile in the first place? Oloshi. Listen carry your holier than thou ass out of here. We don't need ass lickers like you and tonye-t in this thread.

Jobless idiot.

tboy1:

See this irritant . . .
I see your dumbass was blind when i pointed out that i keep seein all this stupid threads all over the forum and its gettin annoyin, if u ignore him, he wont reply and to be honest for someone to create a thread and reply to the poster, the person is lovin the attention - you dis childish mongrel
You really make me laugh . . .

P.S: Pls remove that pic of urs in ur profile and put up a cartoon or flower pic . . . anything but not ur pic

dude, i've always seen you as one of those calm guys.
but damn, where did that come from?

OMO IBO:

dude, i've always seen you as one of those calm guys.
but damn, where did that come from?

Why are you always quoting posts about my picture? Are you obsessed? If you like am I go send you copy.