obiorathesubtle:
You made tonnes of mistakes


You broke the bro code


Your nigga is a modafucking psychotic bastard


Get thefuck outta here man.. I aint saying shiit to you!

Monalisa185:


after you don finish the guy life .you still ain't saying shiiit to him...Lol

obiorathesubtle:
that's right! I'd rather set my balls on fire or blow em up with dynamite than say 'FURTHER' shiit to that modafucker.

Jimdonnet:

and what is your point?

obiorathesubtle:
that's right! I'd rather set my balls on fire or blow em up with dynamite than say 'FURTHER' shiit to that modafucker.

icedbeatz:
he's a gffucker so the roomie should cut the ties before he literally becomes a modafucker.hahahahaha

GBAM!! You said it my nigga!!

Jimdonnet:
Guys pls advice me please.

okay I start from last year


my roomie had this gf who came over to spend time with him.there are sometimes time she caled me to come that my guy was beating her and I will come and help her out.there was one time he beat her and locked her up in the toilet very beautiful girl.I cried in my heart that day.her eyes was swollen her wrists were broken.he took a sharp knife that he will kill me if I ever stay in his way again.

okay holidays came which was December Christmas.I refused to go home based on I school in contonu and am on gee level.okay his babe called me and told me she was not going home.okay she said she wanted to come over and stay with me for the period.I wasn't too comfortable with it but I allowed it.she was with me for 2 weeks and fine we had sexX.I would say I was seduced but I don't understand how it happened.my roomie came and his gf who by now was looking fresher told him it was over and that if not I was as his friend she would have dated him and that I handle her like we are making love not sex.it was not a small matter that day.I had to stay was as a sith a neighbour for some time.



Last night my roomie brought a girl home so they were talking.so the guy went to get her food and drinks.he went out with the ride.so I began chat with the girl one thing led to the other we bleeped ourselves before my guy came back.

Okay my roomie came back and went to drop her off and whilst in the car she was telling my roomie I was really good and that it was long she came so many tyms in a sex round.my guy came home and para for me that why I go Bleep am and all that shit.the thing is the girl is hot, slim babe.I could not resist her.

Like now there is heated argument and he has said we should sell the ride and properties and go our various ways.I day let am know say me go bring hotter chicks for him but he is not hearing that.he says I will ruin his marriage if given the opportunity

Please I think he is making a big deal over nothing as the girl clearly stated she came to the house because I will be there not because he invited me.please he is a fellow nairalander



Matured comments pls

#houdegbe north American

obiorathesubtle:
that's right! I'd rather set my balls on fire or blow em up with dynamite than say 'FURTHER' shiit to that modafucker.

Lol.. just set the mofo on fire and leave your precious balls....it's of great importance

Monalisa185:


Lol.. just set the mofo on fire and leave your precious balls....it's of great importance

I like what I felt just now so much..

However, I'd also like for you to tell me more on the value of my balls.. If that's not too pervy of course

*cat growl*

obiorathesubtle:
I like what I felt just now so much..

However, I'd also like for you to tell me more on the value of my balls.. If that's not too pervy of course

*cat growl*

hehehehe... first, you tell me what you felt

pervy? of course not...you asking me the value of your balls? Lol, obii..you know more than I do already....com'on..

Monalisa185:


hehehehe... first, you tell me what you felt

pervy? of course not...you asking me the value of your balls? Lol, obii..you know more than I do already....com'on..

I can't quite say, but I'd say feisty....


I could know the value of my balls.. But something tells me there's a standard you have that could add more value to the current value and my wit is never wrong


And uuuh.. Yea, I'm a fucking crazy invasive asshole, I tend to cause intrusion sometimes, I mean.. If I was standing right infront of you.. I wouldn't care if you slapped me while I drag you closer to my face and late fate decide what happens next

obiorathesubtle:
I can't quite say, but I'd say feisty....


I could know the value of my balls.. But something tells me there's a standard you have that could add more value to the current value and my wit is never wrong


And uuuh.. Yea, I'm a fucking crazy invasive asshole, I tend to cause intrusion sometimes, I mean.. If I was standing right infront of you.. I wouldn't care if you slapped me while I drag you closer to my face and late fate decide what happens next

Lol... fiesty? imma take it that you really can't say...

hehehehe...a nice wit you've got...of course, I've got a standard that could add a lot more value to your balls...lol... Buh could you let that be my tiny, lil secret? yeah?

well,I could be intrusive too..like really really...
so you can chill while doing the 'DRAGGING' Cuz imma just reciprocate surprisingly...in that case, fate ain't gat no chance mehnnn!!...

Monalisa185:



Lol... fiesty? imma take it that you really can't say...

hehehehe...a nice wit you've got...of course, I've got a standard that could add a lot more value to your balls...lol... Buh could you let that be my tiny, lil secret? yeah?

well,I could be intrusive too..like really really...
so you can chill while doing the 'DRAGGING' Cuz imma just reciprocate surprisingly...in that case, fate ain't gat no chance mehnnn!!...

aaaah.. Secrets.. I love secrets.. Know who else has a secret? Yep.. Me.. I do.. So, here's the plan, next time we find ourselves in a secluded romantic restaurant with the soft music playing.. I'll bring out my phone, put on my xender or flash share.. It'd be your pick.. And we can really share em.. Probably even more stuff than just the secrets



Haha.. Know what else makes me feel that feeling I don't know and maybe call it feisty?? Yep.. Surprises.... This is priceless you know? I just realised you're spontaneous af.. I feel like shiiting golden eggs..

So, please.. By all means, surprise me and win yourself a standing ovation, and I'm not just talking about legs

obiorathesubtle:
aaaah.. Secrets.. I love secrets.. Know who else has a secret? Yep.. Me.. I do.. So, here's the plan, next time we find ourselves in a secluded romantic restaurant with the soft music playing.. I'll bring out my phone, put on my xender or flash share.. It'd be your pick.. And we can really share em.. Probably even more stuff than just the secrets



Haha.. Know what else makes me feel that feeling I don't know and maybe call it feisty?? Yep.. Surprises.... This is priceless you know? I just realised you're spontaneous af.. I feel like shiiting golden eggs..

So, please.. By all means, surprise me and win yourself a standing ovation, and I'm not just talking about legs

lol...you love secrets too?? beautiful!! you know? I love the idea you've got up there or should I call it a plan... really...sharing secrets via xender..cray cray something me likey

hehehehe... surprises? erm erm...surprise you? imma consider that...Lol..golden eggs...would really love to see you shiit 'em, hun...

hahaha... I'm gonn' surprise you, and I'm gonn' watch you gimme a standing ovation.. like you mentioned, not just about legs..

Danejike:
My girl name Nwakaego broke my heart after a long relationship with an engagement which we does but she left me broken,please guy what shall i do ?