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Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
lol. It's no shame. Maybe you didn't mix with Yorubas while growing up. But I can be your personal tutor smiley

How well you know Hausa?

ohhh yeah? my P.T? perfect!! smiley....truth! I didn't really mix with yorubas, even the Igbos were a few...buh all thanks to my fam for teaching me ahome...

well...I left the northern part few years back...buh I could still get a credit in Hausa...that's how well I know Hausa...

now don't tell me you want us to do trade by barter, yeah?
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


ohhh yeah? my P.T? perfect!! smiley....truth! I didn't really mix with yorubas, even the Igbos were a few...buh all thanks to my fam for teaching me ahome...

well...I left the northern part few years back...buh I could still get a credit in Hausa...that's how well I know Hausa...

now don't tell me you want us to do trade by barter, yeah?
hehehehe trade by barter? What you offering? Cuz I also know a bit of Hausa. Atleast I'll get a D. So you must be offering espayol or something equivalent grin cheesy
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:14pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
hehehehe trade by barter? What you offering? Cuz I also know a bit of Hausa. Atleast I'll get a D. So you must be offering espayol or something equivalent grin cheesy

Lol...really? a D? how manage?...spillcheesy

ermmmm, how about Latin?
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
[quote author=Monalisa185 post=42506126]
Lol...really? a D? how manage?...spillcheesy
ermmmm, how about Latin?
[/quote Can u really speak Latin?
Re: I Have A Question by Smartguy001(m): 11:20pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol...who taught you that? do you even know the meaning?wink

Lolz cheesy
Re: I Have A Question by Smartguy001(m): 11:21pm On Jan 31, 2016
Oboy well done o...like patience Joe ex first lady "continue"...der is god o grin
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol...really? a D? how manage?...spillcheesy

ermmmm, how about Latin?
yes, really! What's D?

Maybe I'm Hausa cheesy cheesy grin
Yea, I'll accept Latin. Deal?
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
pinceprinz:
can u really speak Latin?

hehehe...not quite...
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
yes, really! What's D?

Maybe I'm Hausa cheesy cheesy grin
Yea, I'll accept Latin. Deal?

You mentioned you could get a D in hausa..that's what the 'D' is....


hehehe... greedy you...Latin for Yoruba..really?...you gas add something to what you offering jor...do that, and we'll have a dealwink
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


You mentioned you could get a D in hausa..that's what the 'D' is....


hehehe... greedy you...Latin for Yoruba..really?...you gas add something to what you offering jor...do that, and we'll have a dealwink
oh! Yea. That's a pass. Enough to cross the 'failed' tag.

Lol. How's Latin bigger than Yoruba?
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:40pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
oh! Yea. That's a pass. Enough to cross the 'failed' tag.

Lol. How's Latin bigger than Yoruba?

ehhh ehhh? Lol....didn't say Latin is bigger than Yoruba jor....meant, since I know a lil in Yoruba already, that we could balance the equation....

or lemme guess, you dunno any other language you could add?

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Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


ehhh ehhh? Lol....didn't say Latin is bigger than Yoruba jor....meant, since I know a lil in Yoruba already, that we could balance the equation....

or lemme guess, you dunno any other language you could add?
oh! I got you know

Okay, I'll add pidgin cheesy grin cheesy you know your pidgin is too elementary. Not so smooth. I don't see you getting past 30% with pidgin. So I'll add pidgin+Yoruba
Deal? tongue
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 11:48pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
oh! I got you know

Okay, I'll add pidgin cheesy grin cheesy you know your pidgin is too elementary. Not so smooth. I don't see you getting past 30% with pidgin. So I'll add pidgin+Yoruba
Deal? tongue

hahahahaha...pidgin? I fit sell you for pidgin ooo...

shaaa, lemme be lenient...I could learn things I don't know already in pidgin... so there we have it...DEAL!!!cheesy
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 11:54pm On Jan 31, 2016
Monalisa185:


hahahahaha...pidgin? I fit sell you for pidgin ooo...

shaaa, lemme be lenient...I could learn things I don't know already in pidgin... so there we have it...DEAL!!!cheesy
gbam! Bargain of the year cheesy cheesy cheesy


Now, how soon am I resuming class?
Remember, you be the teacher first. I teach last
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 12:07am On Feb 01, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
gbam! Bargain of the year cheesy cheesy cheesy


Now, how soon am I resuming class?
Remember, you be the teacher first. I teach last

Lol, I dey tell you ooo... was thinking we would make good business partners, don't you think? I mean you can bargain for the whole continenttongue

hehehe, the ball is in your court now...since I'm teaching first, you tell me when to resumecheesy
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 12:16am On Feb 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol, I dey tell you ooo... was thinking we would make good business partners, don't you think? I mean you can bargain for the whole continenttongue

hehehe, the ball is in your court now...since I'm teaching first, you tell me when to resumecheesy
seriously, I'm the best biz partner you can think of. You'll be proud of our partnership smiley wink

Tuesday evening? You good with that?
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 12:27am On Feb 01, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
seriously, I'm the best biz partner you can think of. You'll be proud of our partnership smiley wink

Tuesday evening? You good with that?

Lol.. imma give you a try one of these days...stay alert...

Tuesday evening, perfect!!!...anticipating..
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 12:59am On Feb 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol.. imma give you a try one of these days...stay alert...

Tuesday evening, perfect!!!...anticipating..
sounds interesting, can't wait!
Tuesday, where arth thou? grin
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 1:06am On Feb 01, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
sounds interesting, can't wait! Tuesday, where arth thou? grin
Lol, not far away...just around the corner...just blinkwink
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 1:11am On Feb 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol, not far away...just around the corner...just blinkwink
hehehe Monday is the big block between. But we'll sure cross it


Did you go to church today?
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 1:13am On Feb 01, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
hehehe Monday is the big block between. But we'll sure cross it


Did you go to church today?

hehehehe... we sure will...


it's a brand new day here.... I did go to church yesterdaytongue...I'm sure you didn't...: D
Re: I Have A Question by Nobody: 1:19am On Feb 01, 2016
Monalisa185:


hehehehe... we sure will...


it's a brand new day here.... I did go to church yesterdaytongue...I'm sure you didn't...: D
oh! True that, a new day it is. And yur wrong. I was actually in church tongue
I'm a devoted Christian. A born again



Btw, happy new month
Re: I Have A Question by Monalisa185(f): 1:27am On Feb 01, 2016
Jacksparr0w1207:
oh! True that, a new day it is. And yur wrong. I was actually in church tongue
I'm a devoted Christian. A born again



Btw, happy new month

a born again Christian or just a born again?....hehehehe... I no believe


awwww...happy new month to you too hun!grin
Re: I Have A Question by kingsmok(m): 2:16am On Feb 01, 2016
pinceprinz:
Straight to the point

While having sex with this mysterious girl, instead of the normal moans as 'awsh, Hmmm,Huuu, yooo, yaaa, hasss,suu-h-suu-h-suu etal , She begins to start to say nonsense sentences like 'yeeeh! Sex is sweeter than Honey!!, haa, fukc dat side very well, Hmmm issorait like that then begins to bleat like a goat then change gear and begin to give vibrations similitude to a snoring dog. So irritating that you suddenly go limp... and couldn't grab a refreshed e.rection . Are some other girls like this or is she her own kind of Evil spirit? It is strange to me!
dis man be very careful

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