1. Never ever start a chat for the first time with boring words like "hey", "hi", "sup"..... Seriously dude that shit is boring. Any girl who's chatting with so many people won't even bother replying you.

2. A guy is automatically more attractive when
he's funny. HOPE YOU KNOW THAT?.

3. As the guy, the responsibility to keep the chat going is on you. Don't chat like a girl, always go a step ahead, boss the chat, ask more of the questions, even if the girl gives a rather dry reply.

Example:Guy: so where are u frm and what do u do?

Girl: Abj, Schooling.

Go a step further, ask more questions, However if her response remains dry just forget the girl, chat with someone else. Life is too short.

4. Don't bore her by asking her questions on the same topic. Example:
"What school do u attend?", "what level?", "what department?", "what campus?" ....
Dude she'll find you booooring.

5. A girl receives alotta compliments daily from
every average guy, so complementing her all the time will make you the same with other guys all boring. Tease her sometimes by saying negative things about her picture that will shake her. A girl is more sensitive to negative comments.
Girls likes guys that have got guts, so she will admire you for that.

6. If she compliments you, take the compliment like a boss.
Example:
Girl: you're handsome.

Guy: Lol I hear that everyday
They find this charming.

7. Dare her, once in a while ask her crazy questions.
"Are you a virgin?"
Uhmmm my brother, if she blocks you, my hand no dey o.

8. If she keeps snubbing and dulling you, simply stop chatting with her. Afterall, she's not the only one in your list.

9. Girls love sarcasm. If you don't know what's
sarcasm is....ask google

10. Don't try to woo every girl on your list. Some are just good enough to be your friend.

Oh, so there are now rules in chatting....

Give me a break!

Only Alpha males would understand these tips.

Was nodding with Approval till I saw number seven, like er you for real? why would you ask a girl if she's a vrgn. haa imarokwa ihe ikoga.

Cutehector:
Oh, so there are now rules in chatting....

Give me a break!

Apparently, there are rules for everything.
Rules abt life n living
Rules to be bad or good or in between.
Rules to be this or that. Shish!!

Mehn, na to ask mum n dad wetn any manual bin follow me as dem born me oo.

abegii..... all these guys that come here and form guru..
we should not say 'hi' abi.?
how do we start the chat then? writing love poem abi