As a lady you may have wondered why men instinctively or not, touch their m*****d down there sometimes in public places. Well these reasons will clear your doubts.

Here are a few rather hilarious reasons why men constantly check out what’s going on down there:

1. We get itchy down there

Your junk gets itchy just like any other part of your body—and when it itches, it’s every bit as excruciating. (Even worse if you have jock itch, which is athlete’s foot on the groinal region.) It’s just a more noticeable area to scratch. I could have my eyes locked with a colleague talking about project deliverables while absent-mindedly itching my forearm, and she wouldn’t think anything of it. But substitute the forearm for my balls, and all of a sudden I’m an HR nightmare.

2. To keep it in place

I started wearing boxer-briefs around puberty to keep my junk in place, but that was only like plugging a hole in a dam with a handkerchief in that it only fleetingly solves the problem. Sometimes, it’ll be slung awkwardly to the right or the left, and it especially needs some adjusting anytime you move to cross your legs. If you cross your legs and your testicles aren’t in the right position, you’re liable to tweak something or downright crush it. I actually have this interesting situation where my balls go up into my pubic region pretty often, so I’ll have to slide my hand down my pants to push them back down from my gut. (I should probably ask a doctor about that. It seems abnormal.)

3. We sweat down there

Look: Your groin/taint area in underwear and jeans is subject to what is essentially a greenhouse effect. The groin and armpits are the warmest-running areas of the body, and when they’re encased in layers of cloth that don’t breathe very well, it perspires freely. And to try and find some modicum of comfort, we’ll shift things around down there. I call that the “Swamp Swap.”

4. We get erection in the public

When you get a boner in public and you’re standing up, you really only have two options: You can stand there with your tent pitched for everyone to see, which I would say is a bad move in about 98 percent of situations, or you can do the boner tuck. That’s when you tuck your erect member up into the waistband of your underwear and jeans so that others can’t tell that you’re hard as a rock. It’s super uncomfortable but a necessity.

5. We are used to touching it

Sometimes, there’s no reason at all for us to grab our jewels, but we do it because we’re used to doing it. (It’s like when I have a beard, I can’t help but stroke it incessantly. Or how if I meet a terrible person, I will try to date them. I do it without even noticing.) One of my friends sits around with his hand down his pants almost all the time. He says it’s just his go-to way to bask in leisure, that he knows it’s there and that it’s fine, but that he just likes to have his hand on or around it. It’s like a security blanket, I guess. Except it’s a man-hood.

6. We wanna be sure if it’s still there

Our junk is very important to us. Sometimes it’s nice to just give it a grasp so we know it’s still present and in good standing.

Let me drop my keyboard here.

Moderators over to you.

Na waoooohh. I detest holding or touching it in public.

Hehehe

LADIES.... OP IS SPEAKING FOR HIMSELF ALONE,NOT ANY OTHER MAN.









#CONTUNU #GEThitchyDOWNthere

number six na die o

Most of the time, I even forget that I own a manhood. Except I want to pee OR I want to scrub it, I rarely touch "junior". He doesn't like to be touched indiscriminately!

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Girls touch their thing tooo

Pretty funny.

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To redirect the power source

maybe to make it bigger.Because the more u touch it the bigger it gets right?

That itchy part ehn... In my own case, i will start dusting my trouser around that area really hard. As if say dust dey there before. Omo na to reduce the tension oo..

cruzita:
maybe to make it bigger.Because the more u touch it the bigger it gets right?

hmm, how u take no?

KingRex1:
hmm, how u take no?

well I just know

cruzita:
well I just know

ah, startin to suspect u o. You have been makin things bigger abi

KingRex1:
ah, startin to suspect u o. You have been makin thing bigger abi

lol no start ooo

Not everyone's balls itch. Certainly not mine.

I never do that in public,not even in the presence of anyone.
all ur points are somewhat correct but a healthy clean skin dont itch,irrespective of the part of the body.
for some people is plainly a habit

brandnew3:
Not everyone's balls itch.
Certainly not mine.

that's hard to believe,
Isn't it skin?

DavidHunds:
that's hard to believe, Isn't it skin?

Does everyone have an itchy skin?