My people...... A WOMAN fainted Yesterday IN a church! How did it happen? Dis woman wanted to call her husband with her fone wen she realized dat her airtym has finished. She den collect her daughter's fone to call her husband (d daughter's daddy). D daughter told her to type daddy and she will see d number. When she did what her daughter told her, she saw more dan one daddy. So she decided to call DADDY2. When she dailed d number, d reciever answered "Hello honey, I hav been missing you since lastweek dat yu left me. Do yu know dat yu forget your Undies, dey were dirty so I washed dem and dried it. Wen are yu coming na so yu can take dem" Bfor d man finished talking, D woman faint ni ooooo. Ladie have two DADDIES. One, d one dat gave birth to dem, d second one is d one dat takes care of their needs (AKA Sugar DADDY)

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