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I owe no one any explanation, oh i rem when i dey bdpa,hahahaha. Awon bad belle ppl dem,i come pick go buy hifi. 2am.i go wake up begin blast music at volume 10 with hard bass.hahahaha.las las dem come dey beg me everyday.b4 i hear...

Emeskhalifa:
So u want to ob speaker at 2am?

Dey play which yahoo u for don do.u think say na dating or na carting or na giftcard.alaye na juju win am.do juju,any client,Bill am 50k,flex the money,broke,get accident and that's the end of Solomon grundy

Simple solution. Buy portable speaker of 35k,be it fake jbl,fake Sony,original,so far you carry am,the weight of the speaker go determine it bass output. When time don reach to knack,play the speaker moderately qith the bass doing groom gbooom groom,everywhere they vibrate
Oga faya down.u owe your landlord no explanation. Abi na free u dey stay there

Once the speakers and window glass starts doing ..gbrriimmmmmmghh...grimmghhhhhh dey vibrate.
Na that time to knack go sweet


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Time to relocate. What comfort can 2m get me in abuja for a year.
I wan know abuja by fire by force.

Natbrowny:
Abuja currently is home to

👉 Nymphs
👉 Homosexuals (Gays and Lesbians)
👉 Gigolos
👉 Paedophiles
👉 Thieves
👉 Child traffickers
👉 Drug Lords
👉 Infidelity monsters
👉 Undeage prostitutes
👉 Money Laundering personnel


Same as other states n places but Abuja ehn. Na Gbammest. And dey r good at hiding it. Make i off mic b4 i remove nails wey hold the table

I n3ed go cook up the naija Prince format be that.legit.see billing.oya na

They are persons with same mindset and beliefs, they are not progressing financially. Basic amenities are lacking in their lives.

Is there a relation between poverty and envy..
Why are the poor always bitter and envious why are they so quick to curse and gossip What would the world have become if poor people were non existent... the problem of this world started from poor people.

Used es 330 for 2.5m. Big red flag... bad gear or engine issues. Its a lemon already,at 2.5m. Ud end up spending another 5m to fix repair,another 2m on fuel,tyres,oil maintanance, if ubuse it till 2027mu might be able to sell for another 10m as naija used .car na bitcoin now buy lower,sell higher.

Ode,see your wish for me. See hypocrite..i hate poor people.

Trippledots:
Oh I get it. You have a personal vendetta with him.

Smh.

I hope your demise is in a better way. Bye.

She should rot in hell and her abductor also should be fed cold acid and then strangled. Olosho.....hookup gone wrong.......

U have either a leak from valve stem seals,exhaust gasket,or your engine is filled of gunk. Have u used a borescope to see what top of pistons look like. Isit burnt..tell the mechanic to use adapter it wont cost less than 400 per 1.

Asquare84:
Yes the plug is filled with dirty oil, the mechanic wash it with fuel and replace it back.

Oil is meeting the plugs or engine gunk is killing the plugs. When u chsng3d the plugs,were they all black filled of carbon and dirt.

Asquare84:
Guys, my car drive sluggish, in the last two weeks ago, I changed some coil, clean the plug and the car start running well, this week I noticed the car start sluggish movement, what could be the problem.

I'm on 3.5m ph,coin balance 100m

I cook my food basically beans,plantain,rice,spag,vegetable soup,stew,potato porridge,stew,catfish,peppersoup,unripe plantain porridge,egusi with semo,eba and okro stew,Titus fish,cakes.in a year,I might only eat out 4 times when I'm lazy.... like I ate out 3days ago cos I was busy....naija of today,eat out everyday,u end up in hospital..cook your meal and it will digest the way it should, and not vanish like fake petrol under 30mins.i no longer take plastic drinks,canned drinks. I prefer glass like glass coke,glass trophy,plastic and cans are Al fake. Glass wines all fake,

You spoke to his corpse then.ghost client

Depressed101:
guys what is this none sense post?? .. I spoke to gazzuz fees days ago about a car I wanted to get and he told me he just came back from outside the country and wouldn't be able to help me ?. if this is a joke pls stop it

With their stupid empty skulls who can't spell recif

Only when I don't see cway,ice drank calabar pure water,ph own,delta own,benin own,ondo own,ibadan own,ilorin own. Haba.wetin sup. Even the so called nestle is being adulterated,they are everywhere in supermarkets. Bottle water is not even hygienic cause its still gonna be capped by humans,unlike pure water that machine seals directly .just pray not to land in hospital these hard times oh

No rich man got his wealth,without juju/rituals esp in naija. Portable has shown us the ogun he worships,useless dj chicken too has shown us,now cabana chief sef don show us him own. Olamide and Co, come and show us your own ritual.

Open door,draw handbrake,put gear for neutral,Jason Stalham style,quickly take out all your docs and valuables and do what jump into the Bush.dont jump on asphalt oh,your skull would be broken and mined instantly.jump inside bush if na express.

It's a shame he died,I'm sure he might have got into all those funny looking hummer buses ,where the drivers are below 30 and like to pedal to the end,forgetting say car no be train. The day I took night bus from ekpoma to benin.ive forgotten the name of the company,I think its by third or near ramat Park we stopped. The driver just dey match am enter 150 160,I come dey back seat dey fear dey shout.for hummer bus.ah no be me oh .I can never enter young man bus ,and I always choose to seat at front by middle,cos na me and driver wan drive go. He had enemies and I'm sure some of his enemies might have co e physically to inspect,shake hands,hug qnd transfer all those bad stuff into him. His death,is not natural,but very much nairaland related death......I pity gregg

My car stalled today,why cos there was no fuel in my tank,less than 100ml.i had to take bike and buy 6000 naira fuel,sadly the 5litres keg I took,got filled to the brim,at 6.3 litres. So I was robbed of 1.3 litres of fuel which is about 1235 per head. Now imagine all those people I met at the filling station of more than 20,each head would get robbed of 1.3litres to 2 litres,depending on the amount you are buying. Honestly I'm fed up and I think I have to live without car till December. Spent another 4k on transport all cos I no wan buy fuel.e dey pain me.i wasted 4k all on nothing but transport. If only I put that 4k at where I will even see fuel to buy at 750.i for dey happy small.

Go for them,but abt 95% of them are infected with hiv. Dive raw or not.southy na hk of hiv

Definitely ,it's easy to spot a used car from toks. Easiest way is to check the battery,check the radiator support handle and engine bay. A toks will be clean to the brim,while a naija used the body wil be clean and repainted but the engine bay says otherwise.bastard thief.the car worth even after repainting it doesn't exceed 3m.

100m cos na bugatti. Ole

Funny thing about fwd cars is u can't control the steering. Sienna v6,crossover suv.if I dey express,cruise control 120kph.i don dey ok,fuel half tank,temperature guage below middle.tyres 40psi.....brake fluid, fill3d to the top,brake pads.gripp3d 100%. Whr accident wan come from

Shatap thr. Idiot.move or not.it wasnt your time of death. I had been in worse accident than the late gazzuzz.infact my own caught fire, i 2as trapped.but when i woke up,i found myself i
hospital bed awaiting ct acan.when its your time,if u like move or not .u don go
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Just using this comment of yours to tell nairalanders something very important. When involved in an accident that you're conscious but can't feel your body but feel your head, don't let anyone move you. Shout at them not to move you. Tell them to check if you're bleeding out elsewhere on your body. If there's none, tell them to leave you right there and call an ambulance with trained doctors. If the scene is at a fast moving traffic tell them to pls redirect traffic or stop it till doctors arrive. In short do whatever you can in your power not to be moved unless there's another danger to your life. Lots of people who would've been perfectly fine and mobile today are confined to wheelchairs for the rest of their lives just because some "good Samaritans" decided to move them when they couldn't feel anything hereby changing a damaged or just traumatized spinal cord into a severed one.

I know it would be hard for someone in serious pain who is trying to process what happened and what's happening to dish out instructions and shout at people trying to help but know that those trying to help don't know how to truly help. They are not trained in what they're about to do and also your body is equipped with survival instincts that makes your body protect itself. It's been learnt that the body automatically shifts slightly away from hot fire even if the owner of the body is unconscious so when you can't feel your body has actually contorted itself as much as it can to protect your core considering the circumstance so shifting such a person without cognizance of the ramifications can lead to disasters that could've been prevented or better managed by trained medical personnel's


Now for an anecdote. I took a bus from Mile 12 to mile 2 years back and I stepped off the bus after getting to my stop. Being a JJC on that road I Looked left cuz it's a one way road, saw traffic was clear and crossed only to wake up and realised I was lying down on the road with a bike lying beside me. I quickly concluded that I've been hit by a high speeding bike going against the one-way, the tires of the bike was still spinning fast while on the floor which shows I was only unconscious for a second or two. I saw a man hobble towards me, take the bike and drive off. It dawned on me the bikeman just bailed fearing I was dead or even badly injured which would mean his bike being seized, he beaten or killed. All this time I couldn't feel anything from the neck down and no sooner had the bike zoomed off than some "Good Samaritans" came towards me and wanted to move me off the centre of the road I was laying. I shouted that they shouldn't that they should pls stop traffic to prevent me being ran over by a vehicle cuz it was night and I might not be seen which they gladly did. I told them to call emergency numbers, laid there for a few more minutes and something interesting happened. Imagine you pouring water from centre of your head, How the water spreads from there down to your toes? That was how I felt as feeling started getting restored from my head to my hands to my torso then to my feet. I walked away from that road under my own steam minutes afterwards with no support from anybody and left the accident scene although with varying degrees of cuts and bruises which I treated at a private hospital that I went to myself.

There's a possibility that bad things would've happened to me physiologically if I were moved while I couldn't feel anything. So pls unless your lives are in another immediate danger or you're bleeding fast, don't be moved by good Samaritans from an accident scene even if you can feel your body fully and moreso when you can't[/quote]

4.2m as per wetin. U thief. Look at how shinny the naija paint is and look at the plate nos.what does that tell u. Oh so when u got the car,it was 13m ba. Ole.even for 2m,no one will buy it.baztad thief.local cheap groundnut oil mixed painted crap

Used very well where.oh sure,it had been used so so so well at the mechanic shop,its clear from the seats,dvd
Dey play

U never start to reduce, na still 100%. Dey play