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He ge luck say no be yankee. Before your lord and judge ,u dey voice out...wey u for just dey look sober.maybe dem for slam u 5years ad within 3years u go come out.now na presidential pardon fit pardon u.and that one na maybe 2029.
U shud be happy.at least your loui by uyi white track suit go relax.u go put on that prison uniform for life.hahahahshahahas
Even Simon the ekpa na just 4years for Finland
Hahahahahaha
Tinubu no send u
Buhari do die
Gentle the yahoo sef do die
Hahahahahahah

Wh not green amongst goldish brown.

Lies. He is 35 years old

Too bad. If tinubu wins 2nd term.den e don be for kanuy forever be that. Till 2040 or God knows when. Presidential pardon go be miracle if ever pdp go smell Presidency again. If not ,kanu the naija Mandela go really old for jail.

Enuf of the lies
Ohlay
U never ready sell am.
Car wey una don repaint taya
Imagine 2022.and we don dey almost 2026
It's worth is 4m
Ohlay

Ohlay. See all the explanations and epistles like say na one classic car.it amazes me how dumboz reason.hw much owner buy am wey him wan se a. For such ridiculous amount.u think say na lexus or na benz..n worry.e go still rust
A naija used can never be toks standard
It has gulped naija fake fuel
Fake oil
Fake gas
Bad roads
Fake parts
Wetin come be the toks standard again
Ohlay

Use your real moniker.don be ashamed.naija used cars ate trash. U go still broke

Wayd:
My 2014 GLK 350 is having steering issues, I first noticed that when I drive faster the steering gets stiff while when it is in one place it is normal. Now that I parked it for while it has become very stiff whether moving or not. It is very very stiff. Also there are no errors in the dashboard.

If u nwwe stay abroad.u no go understand.
My washing machine button snapped and wasn't draining. Naso I goncarry technician. Dat one slam me 15k as workmanship and replacement part.
I tell am say I go get back to am
The knob was sold for 1k
Transport 3k. So whr 15k come from
I did it myself and it took me abt 30mins to ope the machine and replace the parts
Something with my car
Fuel pump
Coolant
Plugs
Oil drain
Filters
Tyres
Rewiring
Radio and dvd installations
Seat removal
Car detailing
I do everything myself
If e pass me or I failed many times
I dey call meko

Thats good

Parser:
The car is actually neat and interior as well. Close to Belgium. I'm enjoying the ride now. Smooth. The oil was changed. Coolant as well. As for the other complains on seats-- it's electrical, I got a good rewire that handled it. Everything works well.

The overheating was due to a pipe that cut that supplies coolant to the radiator.

I even scratched the front bumper of the car as I'm still learning. Our road is very bad. And I hit the bottom that bursted the AC pipe and all the gas leaked and the fan stopped working.

But the rewire handled everything.

Thank you.

I ave one like that. Defends his kids like there is no tmrw
Both the husband and wife
Under dia nose their only daughter got pregnant outside wedlock
Dia 1st son got expelled from school .he no sabi book.noq steals and robs pls belongings

Dia second son joined confra at school
Infact the whole family na bad luck
What a pity

It bekos u dont spd money.u r blind na.so u cat recognise 1k .

SpencerForbes:
After repeatedly watching the video, I found no indication that the individuals are bandits. Furthermore, the currency shown doesn't appear to be Nigerian Naira. So even if they are bandits, I don’t think they are Nigerian bandits.

What evidence led you, as the blogger, to conclude that they are bandits, could you share the basis for your conclusion?

They ave tampered with the anti theft
How can u call doff ppl fpr a small problem. Evenbif water entered the ecu.so far the car was off nothing mega..itsbypur anti theft thats precenting the car from starting.as soon asu remove ba3.anti theft locks in.fuel supply locks in.small time the alternator and ba3 would lock in. Once u remove battery, there is a sequence or pattern at which u reinstal the battery. I learnt it on youtube 2years back.pls always use the internet and tiktok.it helps a lot. Anti theft is caused by indiscriminate removal of battery..... no when connecting the battery.connect the positive first,then negative last.as soon as ubconnect it.the alarm goes off and then ress the unlock button on the remote..to unlock all door. Then get in.shut the drivers door and start the car.if it doesnt start,check the plugs they might all be dead. Car no hard to understand, unless no be u get am... disconnect the battery again. Leave it disconnected for 3 days....after the third day connect it back. By then the whole car and anti theft would have fully reset,follow the sequence i told u. Check the plugs within those 3 days. If 2 plugs don bad.even if jesus comes.the caar wont start

Cutezt:
My car has been giving me nightmares for the last 3 days now. I drove it to church on Sunday, it was moving very well, no problem at all, the only code prior was the camshaft sensor code which I planned to change sometime next month when I go to the mainland, so after getting to church, parked and after service, I came to the car tried starting, it refused to start, noticed the battery went completely flat as there were no lights on the dashboard, so I decided to try another battery but it still didn't start up, it was cranking but never starts, it just cranks and the stops like something is holding the pulley back, so I just parked it in church and returned the next day with a mechanic who checked everything and said he couldn't find a problem, we called a rewire who checked and found no problem too, he checked the dashboard and discovered the key light wasn't going off, it kept blinking, he suggested we called key programmers and they came and did their thing, key blinking light went away, but still no start, until he decided to check the ECU and that was when he discovered that the AC water exit hose was blocked and was draining water into the ECU, wahala!

The brainbox was literally filled with water when it was removed, it was cleaned with clutch cleaner but it didn't work, so we got another ECU hoping it's gonna work, after programming and all, car still refused to start, rewire checked the coils and found one bad cool, we replaced it, started the car again and it still refused to start, checked all fuses, everything was working fine, at this point, I Don taya, it has actually never given me this level of problems before, it has never stopped me on the road, so this one is kinda strange, please does anyone have a suggestion?

It's an 06 accord.

Stop using al and chat gpt.dullar d

RyanAutomotive:
From your explanation, the behavior of the car already rules out injector problems. High idle on a Corolla is caused by air intake and idle control issues, not injectors — which is why replacing the injector didn’t change anything.

Let’s break it down properly:

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1️⃣ Likely Causes of Your High Idle (RPM Jumping to 2k)

A. Vacuum / Air Leak

When excess air enters the engine:
• Idle rises sharply
• RPM stays high even in Park
• No error code will show

Common Corolla leak points:
• PCV valve & hose
• Intake manifold gasket
• Throttle body gasket
• Vacuum hoses
• Brake booster hose

Even a tiny leak can make RPM climb to 1,800–2,000.

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B. Idle Air Control Valve (IAC) Sticking

If the IAC valve is dirty or stuck open, the engine allows too much air → high idle.
Most roadside “adjustments” only make it worse.

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C. Throttle Body Issue / Wrong Adjustment

If the throttle body was tampered with or the throttle screw was altered, idle will never stabilize.
Corolla throttle is very sensitive.

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D. ECU Idle Relearn Not Done

After cleaning or touching the throttle body, the ECU must be reset so it relearns proper idle.

If this is skipped → high or unstable idle returns.

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2️⃣ Why Injector Diagnosis Was Wrong

Bad injectors cause:
• Misfire
• Rough idle
• Poor economy

They do not cause high RPM in Park.
That’s why replacing the injector changed nothing.

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3️⃣ What Needs To Be Done (Correct Fix Path)

To solve this permanently:
• ✔️ Perform a vacuum leak test (smoke test ideal)
• ✔️ Clean & inspect the IAC valve properly
• ✔️ Check/replace any leaking hoses or gaskets
• ✔️ Clean throttle body (without over-adjusting)
• ✔️ Carry out ECU idle relearn procedure

This will bring the idle back to 650–750 rpm.

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⚙️ Ryan Automotive Workshop Professional Take

We handle this exact Corolla high-idle complaint very often.
Almost every case traces back to:
• Air leak,
• Stuck IAC valve, or
• Throttle body tampering.

Once the proper diagnostic procedure is followed (not guesswork), the idle normalizes and stays stable.

If you want it checked professionally and accurately here in Lagos, you can reach out to us.

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Ryan Automotive Limited

Precision. Transparency. Excellence.
Professional Auto Diagnostics • Engine & Transmission Experts • Genuine Parts & Cooling Division
📍 Lagos, Nigeria
Ryan Automotive Workshop Division

I'm o n sure u gonna kip having a sore dik

God belongs to no one.
Na Satan be that

I dey on my portable ac from 7am,when it gets to 3pm.e go dey cool less cos sun go wan fry egg. I dey off am by 6pm shops.every day
I get luck say I no sell am 4yers ago cos I buy am 60k
Now na 250k dem dey sell am.

Over inflated. In open market it's sold for 13k
On aliexpress and temu n 18k with shipping
Why your own come cost
Ohlay

If naija happen 2u,run come America.
If America sef happen 2u
U don try
Just go heaven go rest

Omo it's been 4months now I no even get the urge to take smoke again.na my ese black and jedi I dey manage.i no drink all those ratchet ogogoro again.if I too go far na plastic captain jack or I drink beer.13 years on smoke no be beans.tho I get a lil dizzy sometimes when walking a bit but fuc k.i no take smoke again.e chop my money.
I never consumed skuchi..trams...codeine...na
I did regular,Scottish and cana.i come taya.never took colo more than 1 puff and that day my whole body begin shock me for almost 30mins.
Many guys don jonze
My own neighbor go stl run mad. Doesn't have his bath. Doesn't go out ..Doesn't socialise. Acts like a psycho..steals....after that he go carry weight.doesnt even have clothes.no single friend...I dey wait make him mad complete

That meko is. Wako. Its either camshaft teeths. Bent valves or bent rods.its starving of oil. E don be.and u still dey drive am like that

remi4ever:
Hello guys,

I’m getting a metallic rattling noise from the driver side of the engine bay when accelerating. The best way to describe it is a fast, repetitive crackling sound, almost like an electrical wire burning and making a constant spark against metal.

This problem started before I changed the engine, so it is not coming from the new engine.

Once the engine reaches operating temperature, the noise starts, it's intermittent especially when I'm accelerating. A mechanic told me it might be a gasket issue and suggested removing managing it or changing the gasket, the thermostat and running the fan directly, but there is no overheating at all.

I’m not sure what else to check. I need help.

CC:jceesquare, conner44, macmilla,

Syfu. It's repainted

He shud rot in hell
Stupid idiot.
Bekos u carry knife
No mean say u go get me down.
Foo l
They always fool themselves
Stupid dj chicken. Coward

Dey whine ypurself. Scrap seller

lekkys:
dey here dey talk trash,car that has been sold since,not even up to 2 days after placing it here.

How much 5w30. State the price here

How can ace ok when engine don knock
Alaye na body and gear wan sell for 4.5m
U never ready
Buyer dey owode onirin
Dem go buy am 300k
Ole
Scrap

Don't contact anyone
Use your brain.
Car comes on and goes off after a while
Few factors.
Failing fuel pump
Bad ignition coils
Bad coils wire
Failing alternator
Failing battery
Loose battery clips
Hope they did not block any vacuum lines o

Pls check those yourself.you see try to buy the tools yourself. From plug spanners ,etc.check them yourself before going to rewire and meko.if not them go scater your car for u
Those error codes sometimes are false.
Use your head

I swear. When u tell them not to buy benz. They will start insulting you. See benz owners viewing my thread. Pls when I'm talking about benz
Don't feel insulted.all those boots,190,c class,ml 350 till 2010.im not referring to yall o
I'm talking abt gle,cla,glk,and the likes

Guys. I don t know if I'm the only person that has observed this

A g guy cashes out small funds like 30m.rushes to buy a car of 18m nd within a year the car js already looking like 6 years,the body battered, tail lights broken,owner already looking defeated and consumed.. could it be that benz glk 350 is a very hard car to maintain and follow up.or is it a fake life. I can't imagine myself buying a car of 17m.then after a year I'm now winding down the glass.the car that was sparking off white now look like scrap. When servicing car and it's parts. Is it that they usually over inflate the price once u tell them it's a benz. I have seen more than 4 guys already looking malnourished fter owning a benz.
Why