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Go raise the dead pls

Skydivine:
Your life problem is with a dead person? Hope you are not sharing DNA with vultures.

Rot in hell fool

Toscarel:
You are mentally unstable, seek professional help

Stfu. Oponu. U dey curse ypurself. Go and raise the dead na and solve the case

Skydivine:
When e happen now, your family will be begging . You think it’s fun but soon hand go touch you, that is when the explanations go start.

The building ain't that tall
There was an easier way to land on the balcony of 2nd floor
Then from thr u can jump down peacefully

Dey play
It's worth is 350k
N no one will buy it 350k sef
Dillusional dondi

Be kwayet.real life looser. U talk too much. Broke dondi

manuelkel:
The first chat was “Hi dear🥺” which is a bit polite. Now imagine if it was “send your account number today's my birthday.” She would have replied either accepting or rejecting.
Why did she reply after 3years?? Why not, ‘don't reply for ever?’
You see the thing is, by that period of time the lady's options had reduced by a ratio. She's now seeking for options.
Nigerian girls are awful with conversations
You can barely learn from conversing with a Nigerian lady online or offline, %85 they're all bunches of illiterates, they have no idea, no laws no theories to share, why waste my time with such conversations?
There's this LLB black female online friend of mine from France I always learn from her conversations, she's always letting me in like a transfer of neural links and multiverse facts with solid logic for analysis....good !
She tells me things about her jobs, her cases, without me even asking, she also likes when I give her my own ideas as a 2:1 graduate on philosophy and logic.
Exactly the kind of conversation I need, not.... I'm fine and you?......okay..... how was work?....thank you..... have a nice day. Everyday, everytime still nothing new to learn.
Not just going to school, infact the educated Nigerian girls are much more illiterates when they don't act like educationists .

Finally, I noticed that and that's more reason I pepe them, I've always tried as much as possible to Bleep a girl today who's much better than the one I bleeped last night. I don't settle for less and I like to see that angry gruesome expressions on their faces especially my landlord's daughters.

Most of them are poor
One ugly thing wey I wan knack wey be teacher qey her salary no go pass 30k dey style for me.
She no get telly.no tv. Just a flat mattress and her phone
Still dey style for me.i block am asap
The other one a hair dresser dey form posh for me
Dey speak phonetics.u never travel go Ghana
U dey form sharp
I blocked her asap
Naija ladies between ages 18 to 35 still don't have sense

Dashcam only works for police who are on duty legally...have a hilux truck parked and got name tags.

Not those on illegal duty
With all black clothes
No tags
Nothing.
No just reason dashcam

The driver is an idiot
Now let's take this into consideration.
Cost of police extortion.max 30 to 50k
Cost of hospital drugs.
Drip
Injection
Admission
Wrong diagnosis
Might even succumb to injuries

Which is cheaper


Life no hard.
The last time I escaped from military police.
Na that day I know say hilux na 4plugs.
I giveaway more than 800 metres gap.
Softly enter one coded public school.
Park
Enter staff room.
I no drive till night.
Fear catch me that day.
Jason Statham driving na him I do

Bros u no regret pass me.i had one btc in 2016...by 2020 i snapped snd sold everything.by 2024.i come dey cry,,,how wish i waited .i for don get more than 300milli now. God

SmartPolician:
I regret not investing in bitcoin in 2018. At the time, just a few Nigerians knew what crypto was. One BTC was just $3k at the time.

I wrote ICO white papers for many foreign companies, earning up to $500 per paper. Because I was scared of pump and dump, I didn't invest in cryptos. Today, one BTC is over $100k (in less than 10 years).

Thankfully, I know another technology that will change the future and want to invest a significant amount in it now. Don't bother to ask me because I won't tell you. I'm just sharing my thoughts on the topic.

How is thisbtokunbo
If u see tokunbo engine bay e go dey obvious.
Ole
U wan sell naija used car as tokunbo
Ole

Give the mama just 8years. Dem no born am well to enter sun or wear open shoulder clothes.
Bleaching no go let them hest word
Why genevive never bleach na
Or even wizkid

Local scammer

E clear say na 1k gas I go refil today. Cos dembsay na 1500 per kg and I no gree. Dangote abeg e remain fuel na.abeg make e enter 500.all my tyres don flat.i no fit afford dey burn 10k on top fuel for just 2days.abeg na

Foodco bro
Foodco only
Plus i always check manu and expiry date
On every god damn thing
Even as small as aaa batteries

HOSTCOM:
Supermart self dey sell fake o.

All the fuel I've bought is more than 4million naira.na this year I no too buy fuel as cash out no dey.all the petrol they are selling is trash. Nonsense fuel.its written unleaded fuel only.suddenly my injectors went bad. All other things went awful with my Honda.naso I park am.i no get time for mechanic.i come dey regret why I no buy ladies bike when it was being sold for 300k.e dey pain me till today

Gaye Lords
They are big gayys

Naija is killing me
I can't breathe oxygen
Everything is going up
Real fast

Use your brain. Don't get kidnapped pr killed fpr rituals. Use your brain

Stuffs I normally buy from super market
Paste
Bread
Oil
Sausage
Fish
Noodles
Cway
Soaps

The rest like smoked fish
Smoke
Glass bottled Pepsi

I always watch where I get them