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It's always what
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Trash

Well,old thing need maintenance sha,even brand new car shipped from abroad,will suddenly develop fault from no where. That's to hell u ,he'll fire,started from nigeria.

In a civilised country,people still get shot just for not raising up their hands,talkless of you in nigeria,the person golding rhe gun might be high on gin,kolos,weed,and the next thing is,u wanna teach me my job,he goes berserk and does what. Na fire.... always avoid explanation, avoid to be extorted,avoid avoid sef.pay and move

honsule:
The privacy of a citizen is one of the fundamental human rights entrenched in the Nigeria Constitution. Section 37 of the 1999 constitution as Amended provides that : "The Privacy of citizens, their homes, correspondence, telephone conversions and telegraphic communications is hereby guaranteed and protected" Hence, no police officer has the right to seize your phone and start scrolling. But in reality that is what happen for some officers that are either illiterate/ignorance of the Law or who chose to act if they are above the Law.

I forgot to mention,even after eveey thing is complete. The next question ud hear is ,what docu do for a living,have u heard of Internet scam,may we see your phone.
No just drag.find 4k give them,make u move.if u drag am,enter station,u go pay like white.

I used to be like u,in 2020 I was riding my bro ml 350,omg come and see sniping from popo.once they see benz and me inside,dem must flag me down.just driving around to buy food,drinks,groceries,etc. Omg,dem obtain me till I now had sense ,I now knew times they are on the road. As from 12pm is danger. I got familiar with many routes, till date I've not been stopped by popo.mind u,I don't press brake,so far no be checkpoint.i won't stop,if u stay my front, highest,u go pieces my mirror.i won't stop,I won't roll my glass down,I won't remove my tint ,I won't off engine and I won't come down.we die here

This man that year.
If hez not a herbalist,he would be a wicked chief
Wicked elder,
Ritualist/wicked occult leader.
Him wirh kanayo ,clem ohameze, chiwetalu agu ,Pete edochie. Same set
That year when dstv was out of reach. Na video club tins.my papa buy dstv for year 2000.the first 2 weeks,I no comot House,na dstv. Then dstv used to share their subscription magazine monthly.all the movies and programs dem wan show for the year ,don dey the magazine.unlike now

I mind what I drink. I no longer take plastic drinks.cannwd beer once a year,but breakable Pepsi,coke,glass bottle.i can never miss it.seaman with Eagle satchet. The rest I no take.i no take loud,kolos and all that,na only regular/local weed.
I take almost 39000 to 50k steps a day,with water and a stick or 2 of cigarette. I don't eat outside
I cook my meals,I wash my meat and fish thoroughly I love to be neat in and out.last time I was at hospital abt maybe 15years ago,last time I took drug was abt last year march. Tho I might fall ill due to mosquito bite,heat,and stress but hardly.

Raped hard,raped without condom and def raped and semen gets discharged.

I miss the days of Mtn 3g 3 gig plan for a month. That mtn fast link icon for pc,chai I miss those days.see me spamming and I will still have almost 1gig left b3 e finish, e go remain like 3days to mo th end,b4 tiktok came to scatter it. I do almost 5gig a day now and I can't sleep,it burns too fast.faster than adulterated petrol

Why not. I fucke d my 1st toto in 2005.she was I think maybe 28 or so ,big yansh,big toto,single parent.then na pc boys dey use.she even get pc for house with webcam.she later caught a client in Germany,one old man and forgot me, bt anywhere we jam again that na if she don lewve germany.i go nack am.days of yahoo messenger

Majority of the sp called graduates
Cheated in exams
Bribed their grades
Bribed their lecturers
And bought their results.
Is it not nigeria
What do u expect
When u see quacks during an emergency
Watching YouTube,u must be joking
Why u no discharge her that moment

Pussy ass nigi.i was super jealous when I never dey stay with one of my babies as far back as 2014. When she started staying wirh me,we went from 4 times a day to once a week.me come taya.na me break up.
U must not survive am,u must die

Na u wam ride benz

Ivan18888888888:
I don’t know why I keep having issues with mechanics. The other time, it was my shock absorber, and now it’s my battery. So here’s what happened: About a month ago, I noticed my battery kept draining, especially after one or two days. If I tried to start my car, it wouldn’t come on.
I took it to a mechanic, and this foolish guy ran a diagnostic test that said it was my alternator. I was like, 'Ahh ahh, a 2016 car already has alternator problems?' I knew he was lying and just trying to extort money from me, so I took the car back home and have been managing it like that.

Then, a couple of days ago, I drove to the mainland to get some gadgets. I stopped to get the stuff, and when I tried to start my car, it wouldn’t start again. While trying to jump-start it, some mechanics suggested I bring the battery down. When I did, I noticed the battery was swollen. Mind you, I only just buy this battery just over a year ago (a Benz battery, to be precise). I was really surprised that a battery could go bad so easily .

But then again What I’ve been thinking is, why do most mechanics always lie to me? I’ve noticed that 99% of the mechanics I’ve dealt with in the past , always try to extort money from me by lying. I don’t know if it’s because of my looks or what,

How many do u want to report. The point is ,naija filling stations are the nos 1 cause of fuel pump failure. They dispense more of air than gas,it will take the pump almost 20secs to dispense drops,but the meter go dey count,e no go pause or hook.

Secondly,in nigeria of today,everyone is out there to Rob u. The police, army,road safety,vendors,wholesalers, local govt,state govt federal govt,artisans,doctors,nurses,gateman, pastor,alfa,dibia,lil kids,neighbours, relatives,just name it. U cant dodge them all,and u can't be perfect everytime. Allow them chop,shey u wan tell me say u never cheat anyone b4.

I used ATM last year August,the rest na pos transfers.i no mind the charges

Accident free indeed.no allow me post the pics
Idiot

Look at the doors
And look at the paint from. The bonnet to fenders
Look at the front bumper
Accident free...no
First body paint...no

Thief

Nome.everything sold here in naija is adulterated

An average of 6 to8 calls every 1 minute,
The man dey on both colos and ice
Rot in jail

If one nos call u reach 8000 times a day,can u sleep

Buy him beer and shawama,find am 10k. If he see u anywhere,I swear,he fit prostrate 4u

It's worth is 30k.
I sold this mac in 2015 for 75k

Dollar must drop to 700

Ole.u for selling am 10m na.since na 15m the owner buy am.ole
Nothing few about the months here foo l
See the naija logo,
Wetin be that.
See the bonet foam,e don sapa,engine don get issue
Ole

k. Dont dm anyone here. Use your head

karo93:
Camry 2012

Suddenly goes off...more likely to happen while idling with AC on but happens in motion too.... Changed the airflow meter and it worked fine for a week. Now going off again

Ran through upto 5 airflow meters before finally getting the one that did not go off....and it only lasted one week

I don't know if there is another issue that is the real problem

Obd scanned....it no longer throws the code for air flow meter. Current code is cooling system malfunction

Any professional diagnostics in Ikeja and Ogba?

Na your papa u dey describe.

bizzle2:
The individual you're quoting is mentally unstable and has a history of making asinine comments.

Too much draw soup,esp ewedu...

Stupod kazeem

cardoctor:
Animal in human skin mentality. Yaba left permanent resident.

Alaye stop being stuck.
Get a benz c280 2004 model
Benz 190 is way too old
Worn out parts
Problematic and failing parts
Alaye 190 is too old.wake up

Evans must rot In jail and he'll
Then these officers,should be poisoned early In the morning,immediately after they wake up

E get one nite,wey I carry one gal wey resemble this gal. We drink,smoke,chop after that she lie for my bed,I open her bra begin press bresszz.i no gree knack kos I knew her pekus go dey smell and also she fat small.big bressz,big laps,small yansh package.d gal no pick my call after that day.

Bullshit,buy solar and inverter and rest.poqwrbank get expiry date,solar with inverter na 4life