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Too much draw soup,esp ewedu...

Stupod kazeem

cardoctor:
Animal in human skin mentality. Yaba left permanent resident.

Alaye stop being stuck.
Get a benz c280 2004 model
Benz 190 is way too old
Worn out parts
Problematic and failing parts
Alaye 190 is too old.wake up

Evans must rot In jail and he'll
Then these officers,should be poisoned early In the morning,immediately after they wake up

E get one nite,wey I carry one gal wey resemble this gal. We drink,smoke,chop after that she lie for my bed,I open her bra begin press bresszz.i no gree knack kos I knew her pekus go dey smell and also she fat small.big bressz,big laps,small yansh package.d gal no pick my call after that day.

Bullshit,buy solar and inverter and rest.poqwrbank get expiry date,solar with inverter na 4life

Stop forcing people to use your bogus service. U always keep dping this.idiot .its 2025 and its no longer 2016.wake up.

Michael547:
Don't buy a car with a professional mechanic with scanner to inspect for you. I do professional car inspection with computer scanner. Contact me on whatsapp or calls on 08167469103.

Dead Bix,why can't he use the idea to sell over 200 boxes. Guys don't waste money on a dead investment. The time studs were reigning was as far back as 2002 till late 2009. When yahoo came,tatoo with real ear bursting was no biggie. Don't waste your money. No sane person will even buy studs for 200 naira. Its like trying to buy GL for 5k.when GL worth is only 100 naira

Premium only
Free thing na sapa

Bullshit. The 5gig is actually weekly package and it burns fast within 3 days its almost finished. Better do the 3500 sub and rest for the month or at least 3 weeks.

This message goes out to all u mofockaz doing BM
Aka blackmail. No matter where u are,no matter the amount of giftcards ,fbi will always track u God help u the victim no commit suicide. Una don downgrade,dey blackmail sec school students. More what
More oil to una yansh
Dem go rape una for jail taya
Be it medium or maximum security
U gonna get raped bro
Your dick sef go raise by force
For man
Hahahahahaha
Incoming homo 3

This message goes out to all u mofockaz doing BM
Aka blackmail. No matter where u are,no matter the amount of giftcards ,fbi will always track u God help u the victim no commit suicide. Una don downgrade,dey blackmail sec school students. More what
More oil to una yansh
Dem go rape una for jail taya
Be it medium or maximum security
U gonna get raped bro
Your dick sef go raise by force
For man
Hahahahahaha
Incoming homo

Bleep one lov e. Accept you are a kazeem.
There are 3 types of kazeems
Semi illeterate
Stack illiterate with years of trial and error experience
And lastly there is the kazeem called spoil

cardoctor:
Now we all know the real "Dumb" and the "Bilullshit". I've just reduced the long epistle to two words. I hope one is enough to make u wise. Yes its a free site but not where we are supposed to be insulting each other and calling names. Lets maintain the team spirit. ONE LOVE.

Stfu kazeem

kingreign:
You must be a very unwise fellow. Your uncouth and unbridled tongue will definitely put you in trouble very soon.

It's not a new car it's a naija used probably accidented .ole. u wan sell naija used car as new.bastar d thief

But I still have not seen dangote water like petrol.na still the brown I dey see

Snap out of this bullshit
The Bleep dis long dumb ass epistles for foom
Its a free site

cardoctor:
It's quite unfortunate that people that make defamatory comments like these exist here and he even laughed about it.

Not a very great tribute but it does have some elements of truth. I am a mechanic and I'm extremely proud of my profession because I believe I have all the knowledge and experience to handle any automobile issue hence my background as a qualified and certified Automobile Engineer with experience that spans three continents and over 37 years.

Thus said, yes we do have many unscrupulous elements parading themselves as Auto Technicians. Many of them dont have proper workshops or convenient work premises. They dont have adequate tools or equipments for the jobs they do. Very rudimentary set ups and they without hesitation will recklessly rip apart any unsuspecting victim and fleece them as an appended part of their trade.
However, many of such victims usually seek cheap labour and minimal costs to parts (usually fake or substandard) to effect repairs on their cars believing all should be well. Familiarity and fairness on the first visit is the lure and over time becomes breach in trust, negligence and ignorance not forgetting incompetence. But thats what you get when you want cheap, unprofessional and unskilled labor. Most of these mechanics are illiterate to the discipline and ethics required for these tasks which are mostly complicated and requires a good level of knowledge of the operational principles of the Internal Combustion engine and the all its associated components before establishing a service provision platform. So you'll find out that most car owners are more educated via physical
shadowed interactions and information on the Internet than the individual handling a repair job on their behalf.

The frustration is that most car owners don't want to get their hands dirty and most likely don't have the mechanical temerity to process the job hands-on or may possibly be a total layperson. That may also be ego attributed but thats the price you pay.


Back to terra firma, I have always maintained integrity and honesty as watchwords in my own professional conducts and have exhibited and conducted various challenging jobs in car repairs in 37 years of my career both home here in Nigeria and abroad in the Europe and the Middle East and I do know that certain jobs requires well grounded knowledge of car mechanics and particularly specific to the make and model of any car before ANY kind of repairs is attempted.

I as a professional have had my fingers burnt and disappointed by many third party associations and I have learned the hard way especially here in the climes of Nigeria. What I know now and understand is quite unbelievable and the dark side for those who don't know is treacherous and uncharted but I do make efforts in educating and keeping my clients informed on every single process of the repairs from diagnostics to completion. Still best to approach with caution by verifying content and capacity before engagement.



Now for the poster of this post, may I inform you that Gazzuzz is not a thief. Kingreign is not a thief. Sienna is not a thief. Ikenna is not a thief and my humble self The Car-doctor of Nairaland, I AM NOT A THIEF. We are all professionals in this industry and I believe we represent and eschew great value on this forum so I see this as an insult to our personalities and more importantly our integrity when we get labeled and listed among the likes of those "quacks" as you rightly called them whom you may have fallen victim to.

I am seriously demanding an apology from you the poster @2cribz for the derogatory remarks and demeaning statements in this post on behalf of all Nairalanders and moderators especially here on the Car Talk forum.

If I could ask you a question from the advice that you gave. It will go thus:

WHO WILL FIT IN THE REPLACEMENT ENGINE YOU ADVISED?

WHO?

Please lets respect ourselves here and avoid putting unnecessary fear into the hearts and minds of those who are passionate and reliant on our honest contributions on this forum.

Thank you.

Car-doctor

Shut up thief. Then why sell at price of toks.ole

IcentautoKD:
I can see that you are doomed already since you can't even understand a simply sentence ...its stated that is a used Van mumu

The moment a naija mechanic opens half engine like gasket change,grind valves,meanwhile the valves dont need grinding but carbon removal for all internal combustion engines like yours,just kiss that engine bye. Replace with toks or sell it at a loss. the engine is gone forever.no more factory specs and torque. It has been kazeemed by you and your kazeem .small carbon build up,u went and did half cylinder bullshit....

Ajani2plus:
Good day every, please I really need advice in this my car issue. I drive a 2004 corolla (1zz) engine. Recently I noticed anytime I travel from Ibadan to Lagos I'll need to top atleast 1 litre of oil and within 1 to 3 weeks of driving 1 or 2 phase of spark plug gets bad with excessive oil but aside from this my car drives well even with a little top cylinder noise. I seeked the advice of my mechanic cause we were very close he said I should rebuild the engine and change wornout parts. I gathered some cash for the work and get it done. Now, no more leak or shortage of engine oil and the smoke is gone also the engine sounds verywell under (half engine) the problem now is after finishing the job and I took it out to test drive I notice the top cylinder noise came back and this time very obvious (we took the cylinder out for grinding) and also;
1. I can't climb a small hill but drives well on normal ground
2. Sometimes while in traffic and I put the gear on neutral, the rpm goes above 2000 and sometimes below 1000.

Engineers in the house pls help me.

Don't be a thief,firstly it's a fwd stupid pickup trash,I'm sure it can't even take 2tons of sload and move comfortably. It's no back Axle,nether is it a 4wd,over priced crap .ole. stop the lies
A useless crap pick up boothroyd brand new will not have that famous smuggled and caught logo on drivers seat.ole.
So the owner bought it new and tore the seats ba
Ole

For a fee of 3k dollars. E no even reach fan card billing.foo l.
Better ways and easy clean means to move what.
To move
Kilos across the Atlantic
If u can take and make 10kil
Fuc k I'm real
Bleep
I'm rich

2 ,
2,
2,
Kilos
Yeah

Not 4
Just
2,
2,
2,
Per kilo
Hide am well,
No b3 milo

Pablo for jail dey vex
He don already catch weaklo

Who asked u lil bich. To hell with your meaningless epistles,the albino Zimbabwen mofocking looser and every other mofocka reading my comment. Lil bich

Samantha125:
I haven't, but I was once close to this Zimbabwean albino guy back in varsity.

Maybe if he wasn't a player, annoying, and a drunk, I might've considered making my move on him because body wise, he was my spec even though he treated me like his little sister... The guy was intelligent, smart, and took good care of himself, no doubt... But every weekend he was always somewhere grooving and getting drunk.

And when you ask him about his weekend, he'll tell you about how he spent it getting drunk...🤦🤦🤦

During the 2017 riots in Zimbabwe just before Mugabe resigned as the president of Zimbabwe, this guy rushed back to Zimbabwe immediately he was done writing his exams to go join the riots and help disrupt universities in Zimbabwe from writing their exams...😂😂😂... After Mugabe stepped down as the president, we gave him the nickname "Freeman".

Hiv kills.ubcant have hiv ,eat all and gain weight
Na.u go dey purge daily
U cant have hiv and your urine doesn't stink of drugs..naa.
Best thing,get tested crested and avoid manifest if infected.
Get what
Get tested
Tho hiv is like 1st term tinubu version
Bigger and non redeemable infections dey front
Tho AIDS na the oga pata pata of all infections

You are infected. Nothing like toilet infection...................

High mileage can either be sign of engine wear
Why not go for car below at least 70k miles.if not,anything after 100k,expect oil burn

Don't forget it's a Nigerian used car.

Ole. For old model 05. Seems in your own world,a dollar is worth 5000naira.
Thief
Ole

Ole
I think say na lexus or na one benz
The value is 5 to 6m
It's a nissan fool

Nice. The law is not tied to any personality. He should be jailed imm3diately,at least 20years to life. That's enough time to study..
Just what
Justice must be served
Hot or cold

Nice. The law is not tied to any personality. He should be jailed imm3diately,at least 20years to life. That's enough time to study..

Old model. Tell the owner to show the plates ,even show us the engine bay. And clear view of interior,u cant.we all know its a resprayed shit

Krystal002:
thank you . God Bless You

Well,hope she won't be assassinated, casted,avoided,humiliated, discriminated in and with the public