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adeh39:
Lol

I'm not a bird nah, I'm a FISH

wow nice ...love to have you as lunch tomorrow by 1pm ...

Walk out like a Bossssss .....

asdfjklhaha:
Nope

ok ... It means you gonna live long .. .. Btw which state are you from?

adeh39:
Lol..... I go carry you go my mansion wey dey under Lekki beach

chaii ...I don dey suspect you tey-tey....better no mention my name for una meeting ..*i no wan here say one bird turn to human tomorrow

Slimzjoe:
I get it Bro..... Most of Our Naija Ladies have Very Low and Poor 'Mentalities'

and also .... No money for we country ... So everybody eye dey Red

adeh39:
Heheheeeeehe

Action speaks louder than words

Why don't you try me and see

uhnn... Sweetie oya clean your mouth with your left mouth... ... Btw were you wan carrry me go first

wristwatch:
Baba, na the bill I dey talk na.

Any babe whey e fit do dat 4 me will have my hand in marriage

ok Dem plenty ... I knw a few here sef ... Ladyboss1 ... Dechandel ... missclasssssy ... Scratches head *** even blossom1 and maybe adeh39 (not so sure) about the last girl tho

Slimzjoe:
Then them go Shout 'Equality' At the End

on a serious note ...jokes apart ...it depends on the kind of girls you mingle with ..... Some got de mentality “ He is the Man .... so He must Pamper me... If I show him affection He won't love me anymore“ ... While some mostly non-Nigerian ladies don't see it as a BiG deal ... U dig?

asdfjklhaha:
No party o, just sum calls 4rm my parents and loved ones.

wa last bi olumo-rock ...do you understand Yoruba...

wristwatch:
Bros mi,

I dey wait the naija babe whey e go take me on date or do dutch.

my oga .... Dem Fit Take you out... Even out to the space .. But the Bills is still on You ....

Mehn typical niaja Babe ... But if na she dey Trip .... As in .... Na you go tire ... Kus the love and affection WEy she go show you eehn .. Btw ... One Good Girl is worth a Thousand B!tches *To see de Gooood Girl laaa dye*

Luedave:
hmmm its allowed but dnt decieve urself dat its guys dat do d job ooo.....



in d age of vibrat'rs and hmmmm

funny .... Tell me about the hmmmmm

Luedave:
88% of naija gals aint V's ...… take it or leave it

U are wrong my friend .. 88% keh.. More of 90-sumtin btw ... Na we Guys dey do the Job so itsAllowed

Our ladies no get time for all diss stories that touches de Bum-bum

Uhnn ...Op see Solution for your front ... * U no want devil for your Doormot...U dey beef Jesus ...no be Invitation letter you dey give Satan so ??

Wow thread so so romantic

Gbagaun !!! ..everywhere you Go .... MTN got nu rival

Lagmostquit .... What you bring for your hommie laa ??

lagmostkuit:
I don thin sef..

lol....as far as those things no reduce **KonisewU** ...

asdfjklhaha:
U did thanks

yep ...so did the birthday party goes?? ....Gist me

sandrannna:
If u want me to call u tonight, drop ur number here.
U can be the lucky guy.

ok... nice dp ... GivE me a call +2347069-419-419 .... Expecting your call...

Asdfjklhaha Happi buyday ... *hope i got d spelling right tho

Salam Maleku ...

prettythicksme:
He dare not btw na even him dey ask say**darling can i carry ur bag?

baby wake up... Stop dreaming..

lagmostkuit:
I'm back..

U guys are just so busy with d Mr NL contest!
Hope ure good?

lol ... Contest isn't my thing...yea. Am cool..hope yu never slim so

prettythicksme:
If he dont hold my bag,who will?

floor ... I truss me n!gga he deeeers not ...

lagmostkuit:
Travelling bag

swit ... U back ...u no Holla we we abi

Teempakguy:
fifty fifty?

yea... But ... When i pinch am .... n!ggas z gonna mentain

VanLucius:
Hello.Nairalanders.I have got an itch and I need my online family to scratch it for me please.Here is the thing.There is this girl that I have asked out about 7 weeks ago.We have been on one unofficial date and I asked her to be my the one my heart always yearns for.She said she wouldnt give me an answer immediately.We scheduled a second date but she stood me up.There was a break in communication for a few weeks after then...now we are talking again.I asked her why she stood me up and she didnt pick my calls then.She said she was so sorry that she saw my missed calls but she felt I would have left the venue we agreed to meet after I didnt hear from her. She said she was sorry 3 times and I said it was cool...but I was worried when she didnt pick my calls.She said she felt like calling me after then but whenever she dialled my number she would cut it again for lack of appropriate words of apology.I asked her about my proposal and she said she didnt know what to say..whether to say yes or not.I laughed and said no worries.I asked her if we could hang out tomorrow on a date and she agreed.I have fixed the time and the venue.We have been communicating well since then.Now I like this lady and wouldnt mind wifing her.Thing is I dont want to finally kill my chance tomorrow after the date. Any tip on how to close this babe and make her mine for good?Do I still stand a chance?Have I been written off already?I have a well paying job and she is a student.I want to settle down and I like her alot.I find myself struggling not to call her more than once a day..because of all the tips I have gathered from Nairaland.I dont want to come across as desperate and I want her to see me as a potential mate not a friend kind of relationship. This is and affair of the heart and u guys might be the one to make her my numero uno.So Please ladies and gentle men..tips ..comments and advice are welcome..especially from the ladies on this forum. Thanks in advance for making me the luckiest dude in the world.

dude ... I love your write up ... Back to Question ... You don't ve to prove anything to her .... Jes go there ... Have Fun ... Alittle jokes ...let her see the yor Friendly... U can ask her about her Childhood ... Where she stay ... Use her replies to get other question to ask .... *no turn am to Question&answer class Oo ...let her ask questions too ....chat about things in general ...and biko ... Along the line let her knw you truly adore her ...be confident about that ...if she says yes ...you can go for a Hug ... And if she says she needs time to tink about it ....Jes free her ... Don't ask her again ....*shalom

All these chew-Gum LOVE ...WEy full everywhere...btw Op you don't have a Girlfriend before ...i love you disss days na wash/scam ...

Damn ... Mr.Cork still do.PE as Crack ....*LegendaryTroll

well you can't tell .... ALOM can do things ....except maybe she is still a Beginner