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MaxkidOFFICIAL:
ITS Long but please read it

So today I was at my house oo with my my roommate .. one girl I have been practicing this drills on and I think she is already interested in me ... she called and was like she is alone and her roommate is not home I should come over and chill .. I was like okay .. that was like 5:00pm so i got there at about 6:30pm .. when I entered she was washing her clothes in the toilet so I was just sitting on the bed playing songs and gisting with her waiting for her to finish washing and join me ..

But then I was having doubts in my mind .. if I should make a move to kiss her and eventually bang her if it works or I should just chill normal and go without doing anything.. my mind is telling me to kiss her but I don’t know how to make the move .. it was giving serious concern there on the bed .. as she finished washing she was like let’s go and charge her laptop and torch outside in the mallam shop ... but as I stepped out waiting for her in the passage .. a friend of hers came crying I could see tears in her eyes she went inside the house to meet my babe .. so my babe came out and told me that she really needs to attend to her friend now it’s serious that I should just go and she will call me later .. I said okay and left .. in my mind I was thanking God that it happened cos I didn’t really know how to make the move .. and I don’t want to sit there and just go home like that na f*ck up ...



So by 930pm she called me

She: sorry I told you to go .. I really needed to attend to my friend as she was crying..

Me : thank God she came sef .. I was already thinkin of how to resist your rape today cos I saw rape coming lol

She: tarh .. See your head ..

Me: lol I know you will deny it .. the way you arranged your bed sef is suspicious.. I’m sure there’s even rope under that you’ll use to tie me ..
So why was your friend crying

She: you know all this boyfriend thing na

Me: yea I know all these boys that cannot keep their penis inside their boxers

She: you nkor you fit keep your own ..

Me : I’m trying to keep it but you no dey gree me rest .. the way you were even seducing in that room today ehn .. you think I’m that cheap .. haha

She: fool lol .. I’m not going to school until 2pm tomorrow so you can come and keep me company na

Me : I will think about it.. but I’m wearing iron boxers next time I’m coming to your place to

Call ended ..

So if I go there tomorrow the problem na how to approach the kiss and probably getting down


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Harddon
2dice01

actually i wish no one gave u clue

I wanted u to go and do this on ur own

Bro comma update us how it went down

pryme:
Whatever, as long as you get the message across, unlike most states in the south east, South West and North, that have Ibo, Yoruba and Hausa as the general language in their respective areas, it's not So in Cross-river, as there are over 18 languages in this state alone, so English is the general language.

I have visited many states in Nigeria, and I must tell you, very few states make use of English like Cross-river. It's not prefect English but it's English.

English this English that

Even those that owns the language no carry am for head like dada

We have ear your state speaks Queens English like no other can we rest now Sir

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2dice01:
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Total: 45.5 Under
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Peter version

Paul version will be different

Then the wives too will bring their own version

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Chaii see Punchline

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
No it’s not the same girl

I received her message on WhatsApp now that .. she sleeps early that’s why she didn’t pick .. I have not replied

alright keep reading the thread and learn

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
How do you treat it when you call a girl in the night two times but she didn’t pick and then you send a message on WhatsApp to let her know you called but she didn’t answer.. and she reads it and no reply..

Not that we are quareling o .. I don’t even understand her motive behind it ..


2dice01

is it the same girl?

Well i dont call more than twice

you shouldnt have text her on whatsapp its shows desperation from ur side

She might be testing you..Trying to see how strong ur Balls are
You fell for it


Dont call or text her until she call/text you
It might take days or weeks...she will be waiting for u to first chat/call.

Free her she will always come around

Holamscoh:
I dey tell u baba, All these shildren never see the other side of life. Them think say as them dey see this world, Naso e really be. There is an old adage which says -What an elder see sitting down, You know the rest-

lmao them still say Jazz no dey

If any of them is ready for experiment make them talk

IamJix:
Na una belief be that.
Juju no dey work.

Hahaha

I laugh in spanish iluoke

Do u have anybody u are not using again

Make we use am doing experiment

ariesbull:
pointless Na your surnames go give you out

mr carry ur tribalism for head like dreadlock

Will being a Igbo or Afonja increase ur account
Or reduce ur lifespan?

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
Lol thanks bro ... the reason why we no bang the other day is that .. as we were still kissing .. and romancing.. just as we were about to pull off .. her roommate came inside .. although she didn’t go far we were together in the room the roomie just went to buy indomie .. I was at her place and not my place I made a mistake in the first post I have modified it tho

so no worries man

ariesbull:
That's the confusion in most interesting tribal marriage..is Nigeria your tribe ? I know say you never go your village before

lmao
Africa is my Town
Lagos is my village

Are u satisfied or u want my local Government area too

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
HEY bro .. there is a girl that wants to come over to my place tomorrow.. cos she needs money for something... and the thing is that I don’t want to give her that money without banging her ... how do I go about it ...

She is a friend to one of my friends and one day when we were together in my place we kissed and romanced but no sex..

ANY HElp

DavidTheGeek
Harddon
2dice01

Its easy Bro

When she come make her feel comfortable then flirt with her

Tell her how she has been scattering your dada since the last time she kissed you

Tell her seems she has jazzed you and the baba that did it for her is fûcking on point

She will be laughing sheeplessly

Then tell her to close her eyes u wanna show her

Move close her and kiss her

Dont worry she is prepared already to Bang you if not she wont come over


Lastly why did u stop the first time she came

ariesbull:
That makes you an Igbo boy

am a Nigerian

Baba is it ur Igbo?

MarijuanaLORD:
So basically you are afonja and Igbo

So how do you cope with nairaland tribal bashing and stuffs

I am sure u avoid politics section a lot

i love it

Anyone with better savage replies na hin i dey follow

I got no time for worries

DonPikko:
do you know that majority of them lose everyday?, imagine looking at your bet history and seeing blood

Yes i know..i cant be losing everyday and still be doing the same thing everyday

You Guys that Punt everyday are the real MVP


My mum is from Ijebu and Dad is Igbo maybe thats why i dont spray alabi money like another man's Perfume

Suregiver48:
send me pm. will wire you 5k

Better use ur money to eat better nkwobi

That could be a nïgga with snoop dogg kinda kondo

fxdrizzle:
Young man, you are wasting your talent with punting. Na comedy be your calling

lmao if i stand in front of crowd to remember my name sef fit Hard

soliddust2020:
The guy na mercenary, e they kill people with one shot.

chaii i no use the guy at all..

Which club/country he dey?

soliddust2020:
Patrick mboma for cameroon na king then

like seriously

Is he a defender
Cos Jaap stam and nesta are salvage of a defender

Darkseid:
yeah man. Video games ain't fun anymore, it's all about graphics these days and no fun.

yea just beautiful interface thats all

Just like our phones..same shii different package

Juventus vs Bayern

No throwins
The agent wey they update don go offline

lefulefu:
back in da days
na cartridge we dey use then

lmao when boys were men
now everything is sophisticated

Darkseid:
Roberto wetin, for where Shevchenko dey?

both nïggas are dope

Lhimeet:
But guy how come both you & Kingpin aka Bigchest have the same Bet9ja ID?

Or you play from the same Bet9ja shop?

the truth is the bet9ja agent runs multi account using Black maria and quadruple roller shops

Who remember this game

Roberto Carlos was the Egberi Papa 1 back then

austino677:
When we go hit innobets milla I'll retire

not everyone will hit it like innnobet


Some people na weekly allawee Credit/Debit

Am currently watching innnobet 40million highlight on ss2

Ayoguy:
Legia warsaw are a traitor.. 300k into the dust bin.. chai

300k stake?

Abi 300k alabi installmental money

Giantchest:
once upon a time... But not anymore

if you dont bet but still visit diss thread

You wont even know when u will credit your Bet9ja account


The best is not to visit the thread at all