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julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb

there is God oo

K C abi Limpopo you won't act diss way if he was that your crush

So girls are so wicked

They will allow you say everything

They will even laugh to the dry jokes

They will jejely be waiting for to ask "can I have your number"

Them go Sama you
Redcard

Lordygram:
I am still thinking, infact its been in my thought and mind why Nigerians are not celebrating simi... I was sitteth on a sofa, watching the television channel HIP Tv and a video song titled Joromi by simi was shown.. As i listen to the song, i became blown by the sweet melody, the story, the lyric, the concept and everything about the song,, I have never in my life, listen attentively to a Nigeria song as if my life depend on it,, Joromi by simi is a kind of song that calms you down, even when you are angry... Nigerians decided to praise beats, naked ladies in songs... IF simi was from America, she would give Rihana and beyonce a run for their money... JOROMI and other of simi's songs shows that SIMI is the greatest female Africa musician we have as at now, forget about Tiwa salvage and the rest,, SIMI is actually more talented than them... NIGERIANS should appreciate her more, she deserve all the awards...

lol I laugh in Spanish...

Greatest?

Let her first make hit for 5/10 years

But right now Mrs salvage is still her mummy

Boss... So swift

You the best

Alexanity:
Please dear, how does attraction work

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42357507

That's my 2cent

Alexanity:
I do have friends who are girls and like me the problem is that those I dont have feelings for are those that always falling deeply in love with me but those I have feelings for will not, I had tried developing feelings for those that love me but it never worked.

its simple my friend...
You need to know how aťtraction works...

olasaad:
Chukwuka living in Malaysia hmmm the guy must be Ghost and the lady is Tasha.

awon eyan POWER

Baby would be like..


Me chilling with my ancestors

Alexanity:
I think hope is the only thing left for me to have, but honestly, I never believed something as abstract as love can have such a damaging impact, but it got this far a ruin for me becuase most people in my crew dont even see a thing in love they encouraged me to work hard, now how do I even enjoy the product of the hard work, When no one see an emptyness and coldness of a serial loner,

you are only 22 diss love you are searching go tire you my friend...


So you mean all the girls you like don't like you even as a friend

Damn Bro your shiiit is bigger than my soakaway


Council of elders food don done

Have hope sir

Oyindidi:
Lol, that's an expensive joke. I'm an aunt not a grannie yet

hehehe...so it's true you are using pills

Yet you kept on dabbing away my akamu

Grannie nightie

Oyindidi:
A visit, my younger sister is taking her son to Church

congrat bae
You are now a grannie

But you use pills after we done in the oza room

Is unfair o

Oyindidi:
Bayelsa

chaii so you too dey among them

omo bayelsa

School stuff Huh...

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Oyindidi:
I travelled to BY

BY?

Lost bae... Is diss a state or place

IamKashyBaby:


hahahaha..soon its my pre- wedding photoshoot too and I will make sure its beyond epic

diss pics is so suicidal mehn..

Nigerian mother will disown you instantly

Mhizkel:
Nah..I still insist, lemme pass

oya pass let's go to the ozza room Jejely

Make sure you don't wake the Queen

Mhizkel:
Sorry your Majesty, but thy palace is full of chaos

yet you still didn't greet

Lol.. This is just 0.003% of the palace..
Chaos and bed belle is allow

Mhizkel:
Lemme pass biko

pass palace without greeting the king

Smh...somebody needs spanking

Mhizkel I caught yellow handed

Oyindidi:
I no go do anything

hehehe...you wish
Diss your 32 wey u dey shine Don dey fear me

How's the weekends going tho

Oyindidi:
I don't like tattoo

lol...
So if you had a tribal mark wetin you do

Oyindidi:
Morning dice,

Tattoo no go fit me

it depends on where it's been drawn plus who is drawing it

Lol.. Why you say e no go fit you... Huh

Oyindidi:
No be small rain.
I no be gangsta o

hehe...tattoo go fit you sef

Morning madame

Boob's wey fall pass Naira that one Don pass recession

Dasherz:
funny enough 75% of guys here bashing him on this thread are still the same dudes that were licking his ass the day a thread was created here to bash girls they call"ugly" you guys are just hypocrites free days after ass - licking the said dumbo You come on this thread to bash him. ... crazy backstabbing as lickers You all deserve a call out ...

i think diss is what everyone needs

Oyindidi:
Nothing dear, had to be firm cos kids here take me for granted.

lol easy lioness

Diss e-gangsta part of you got me laughing hard

Happy weekend...hope you no see rain

Oyindidi:
Pls, maintain your lane. I didn't mention you, I'm sticking to my lane to avoid unnecessary mention

bae was never like diss before

Who made you a gangsta... Huh

I think the OP needs to also date a Pluto or Venus man...

brandon180:
HARDDON
i commented on a girl's lips and she was like
she:would you like to kiss it.
me:nope..u wont be able to handle d pleasure..and besides my lips aint dat cheap, u re gon av to work for it..
and then i walked away..i jst feel like i shoul have come up with something better..i mean even if i left her stunned..
so incase a gal asks me this kind of question again..pls drop possible fun replies..tanx.

oga you did a good job...

Rome wasn't built in a day... Don't just wait for hardon for everything....

With the little sand he gave you turn in into a mansion

Well... You can say

Me kiss your lips?... if my wives catch you ehn... Then smile

Or how much will you pay for my service....


Say something funky.... With confidence