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Nose ring makes ladies look like a Bull

While


Neck chain makes dem look like a Dog

Guys life is the best...no drama

pocohantas:
Why should he be broke? He is the superior gender, he has to hustle, make money and take care of the delicate woman...



I'm changed dear. I love Nigerian men because they are the easiest to fool. Watch their general consensus, tweak your character a bit towards that angle and you're a wife material...
Pls marry, marry and stop being bitter.

hehehe

So you mean a lady cant be richer than her boo

Your wife material no reach do kite sef

pocohantas:
You're not lying my sister.
Once you get a boyfriend, all your problems are over...

what if he is broke

Tamarapetty:
actually thought that was his mum

its not about marrying fine face my dear

teresafaith:
What is he doing with this grandma?

Gush!! He has poor taste in women.

Upon the makeup she still no fine.

Is that not you at dp looking like ancient of dayss

trustyshoess:
I actually asked my ex out. It's not a big deal
If i ask someone out and they say no then it's on to the next one
I think the best way to reduce the chance of rejection is to always get to know the person first, hang out a little, flirt a little, this way it's easier to know if they likely to say yes or not. Works like a charm

hehehe
Would love to hear some toasting lines
Hope you dont sugarcoat too much when toasting

At the bold that is all what the op is saying but he only broke it down for better understanding

Nightie

trustyshoess:
I think the name calling was uncalled for but I'll let it slide I guess
Yes I have "toasted" a guy before but why do you ask?

lol..you dont understand what i meant

Ooh you did...i would love to hear the full gist tho

But not diss night ma'am

I ask cos the thread helps Guys who wanna asking girls out without being weakling or desperate
And also how will you feel if a guy says no to your proposal

trustyshoess:
NGL, the sheer length of the write up put me off, plus all the different parts to it. Clearly the OP is smart so I just wonder if they could have put that time into something better. Js

as funny as your moniker same wey the op have made alot of guys smile

You think diss is long

Definately you such a lazy girl

So tell me have you ever toast woo a guy before?

alexialin:
Op, I repeat abort mission!

Abort!!!!

That guy is a confirmed player!

He knows you are tripping for him and having butterflies inside of u

Infacf he know say u don fall finish, na to corner you somewhere kiss and fucvk the living daylight out of u then pretend like it was the spur of the moment and when u ask him after a stormy round. Honey hmm are we know dating
Guess what his answer will be?
He will scratch his head, look at you and calmly say I have a fiance, although she is not in the country @the moment. But there is something about u, that makes my blood hot! And I know u feel same about me. But cmon? Don't worry dear, cheer up, dress up ,someone might knock at the door.
Then he briskly wears his trousers and tucks in his shirt while u will shamefacedly put on your bra, panties and that short mini gown.

So op I hope am making sense

And , I hope you can now understand what's really going on with your emotions showing boldly in your eyes, whenever he's around u and touches u

Hes Gaddam player!

Jeez! Can't u seeeee?

Abort! Before it's too late.
Na true talk I dey tell u so ooo

mama de mama

To toast you go belike correction for you oo

trustyshoess:
The amount of time spent doing all this couldn't have been spent on something better? I mean even if you're jobless, take a walk, clean your fridge, or just sleep. This is ridiculous

hehe

Even the blind can see some goodies over here

Is either you dont understand or you wont admit

Mr and mrs savage

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izaray:
Today is 1st Nov. And i dnt talk dirty on evey 1st of d month

hehe because it will bring badluck huh

Somebody still in the 20th century

Khd95:
I came to read commets


***spreads plantain leaves

bro abegg dress make i spread cucumber leaf

Omachi006:
Men do their best to be annoying. Women too but when a man annoys you ehn...chai!

Lalasticlala

which lala are you calling

If its isnt snake or hush puppi Dont think about it


Women are the most annoying set of people

Take it or leave it

izaray:
Tor, i no kno na..I even come here to learn self

you that have phD in Chuku chuku

Give us some tips joor

izaray:
Which advice again na Tor, next time use condom.

dem dey use condom disvirgin sombody

Feranmicharless:
Da club of jeep owners.
Nothin more




Nice one Duck.

an unknown ant calling someone that can feed is generations name

Gomd:
Talk About The Levels Currently... WizKid is bigger.... Stop prophesying evil on Starboy.

wizkid bigger than Akon

What are you smoking boy?
That shii aint good for you
Is like you saying

Fashola is bigger than Tinubu

Nnamdi kanu is bigger than Ojukwu

Kendrick lamar bigger than Eminem

LuvU2:
I have zero hate for fish brains, just intolerance

yet you still dance to mr fish brain tunes

Bae who is you decieving ...huh

LuvU2:
We need black men with brains, inventors not "classless niggas". Thnx America for letting us know once more

Quote me and get a kiss

you mean you hate the niggga for no reason

Smh..

Pls go brush first...i dont wanna die young

makydebbie:
Wow!

I'll start sucking my boobs now.

with straw i guess

[quote author=Cuddlebugie post=61890553][/quote]haha why evuls

Easy lioness

Halloween abi robocop

Chybeibe:
All these guys will low self esteem will not kill somebody, how will dating a hottie increase your self esteem? like your self esteem depends on who you date. You are on a long thing.

keep mute

Babtee67:
no fry this topic

oya take 20 naira go buy ororo

So we should fry kunu huh

Before dec 15 diss niggass will drop a song and its gonna be a mega hit

Mr money came with his price

Are you two willing to pay

Oyindidi:
The first pix is lovely. Others, the groom be like 12 years old

you cant marry a younger guy huh