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FamilyRe: For First Time Fathers: How Do You Cope With A Pregnant Woman's Cravings? by 2dice01: 4:13pm On May 12, 2020
iamloyalty:
That's the consequences of moving with fuckboys. A married woman ought to be treated well by her husband with consideration on the wives part too.
Most women over do it
Especially if the husband is the caring type from the onset
FamilyRe: For First Time Fathers: How Do You Cope With A Pregnant Woman's Cravings? by 2dice01: 4:09pm On May 12, 2020
Edojoma:
Exactly wat I'm saying,, dey r just over doing tinx.
Yes oo
Na person wey get head dey find cap to wear
RomanceRe: Will He Loose Her For Telling The Truth? by 2dice01: 4:08pm On May 12, 2020
CokeBar:
Yasss!
I'd need that!
Lol ..its been more than 5years i drank Coke
I can smell you got Packs in your freezer
FamilyRe: For First Time Fathers: How Do You Cope With A Pregnant Woman's Cravings? by 2dice01: 11:49am On May 12, 2020
Why am i having this feeling that most women over do this craving stuff to torment/torture their Husby/fiancé

Cus if one fúckboy had impregnated her and Japa cheesy
Is it her mum or sis she will be doing CravingGenG forhuh
RomanceRe: Will He Loose Her For Telling The Truth? by 2dice01: 11:14am On May 12, 2020
CokeBar:
1. She liked him enough to want to be in a relationship with him, he said the truth, she's sad that her wish might not come to pass. Which is normal

2. She's pretending to be sad so that your friend can press on and they'll start 'adultery'. Then later on, she will say "but I told you I didn't want to continue with the relationship when you told me you was married". Mind games

3. I don't understand why a married man would be bothered about losing a girl except he also has his own interests. Later on, he will say village people. This Egungun is on a bicycle heading to the express.

Any how, they both know what they want... this is just the story they have decided to play... 100% sure that they'll still do the do and blame it on the devil.
Bar man give her a Bottle of Coke cheesy
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Steps Out In Style With Police Security (Photos) by 2dice01: 6:23pm On May 11, 2020
Official Hypeman Oshey grin
RomanceRe: Who Is To Blame? by 2dice01: 3:27pm On May 11, 2020
This woman sounded Cookie Lyon in the series EMPIRE

Zero Joy cheesy

She murdered the Poor Girl without a knife nor Pistol grin
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje: Native Doctor Performs Rituals Against Chukwuemeka Ohanemere by 2dice01: 8:38am On May 11, 2020
MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God
Sense will not kill you fa cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Heart Break (guys Only) by 2dice01: 12:40pm On May 10, 2020
viceddy95:
Bro ,we are some how saying the same thing,you didn't get me right...If you hack into any of her account, 90% sure,you must see something to be angry about..but when you ask her unaware, if there is anything in there,she will bring up quarrel, saying you don't trust her just to buy time to rearrange things in there....
Some might not have any skeleton in their closet but will get angry that you didnt trust them for asking for fb password

How about that?
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Heart Break (guys Only) by 2dice01: 10:52am On May 10, 2020
viceddy95:
cool Kind of true though, but sometimes you have to put some of these girls in to test and know the result before you marry the wrong person or a LovePeddler...

Trust is not given but earned,,some of these girls can pretend as innocents until you mistakenly ask for their Facebook password and see their true colour...

If you want to test your girlfriend's sincerity a little, just ask for her Facebook password , don't take it without her notice..
hahahaha
at Bolded you mean a Gf that is cheating will give you her fb password willingly without deleting every evidence grin
Only small guys ask for fb password

if you wanna catch a cheating gf/bf just hack their WhatsApp or fb you will be amaze you are among her Side-nigggas
The real deal might be one G-Boi that have use her destiny remaining 0.4kb cheesy
RomanceRe: Dear Men, What Do You Really Want With A Nigerian Lady? by 2dice01: 10:25am On May 10, 2020
lefulefu:
well i get u though cheesy...dont know if u have heard of this writer who writes horror books and scripts for hollywood..he is called stephen king.do you know his first book Carrie which was made into a hollywood blockbuster movie was dumped into the trash at first? It was his wife who went through the trash dug out the writings read it through and pursuaded Stephen king to give it to a publisher.After so much pursuation stephen king did just that and the book became a success and when hollywood adapted the story it became an instant success.Maybe if he was married to an emptied headed wife whose only function in life was to slay then stephen king would have never been a succesful writer but an unknown teacher in some unknown high school.Part of his success today can be attributed to his wife cheesy.And the way king and his wife first met was through the library.Stephen king he was looking for a certain book then he saw her then asked if she saw any book of such in the library and she directed him where the book was.From there he said he asked her out cos he was attracted to her and thought her beautiful and she said she agreed cos she thought him handsome and was attracted to him as well cheesy.oyibo their own woing no dey take long.if the girl likes u and u ask her out she will agree..but naija the girl will be playing and using u as her maga cheesy.i bet if stephen king was nigerian his wife would have been nagging to death and rarely giving him time to concentrate on his ambition as a writer grin.
Am telling you Baba

That is my most guy do Babymamas these days
I wont blame them tho
RomanceRe: Dear Men, What Do You Really Want With A Nigerian Lady? by 2dice01: 12:35am On May 09, 2020
lefulefu:
of wat use will be the intelligence when in za oza room with u cheesy
lmao

Are you thinking only about za oza room when you marry?

The Big nyash and succulent boobs go tire you my Guy
RomanceRe: Dear Men, What Do You Really Want With A Nigerian Lady? by 2dice01: 11:06pm On May 08, 2020
lefulefu:
so u looking for a female albert einstein grin grin grin plus business savvy woman all rolled into one abi? grin
If you know how i feel when talking to an intelligent lady eehn cheesy

She doesn't have to Einstein
But have to be creative and stand even if the captain of the ship isn't around or available
RomanceRe: Dear Men, What Do You Really Want With A Nigerian Lady? by 2dice01: 10:55pm On May 08, 2020
lefulefu:
my own is simple
cheesy
i dont need much from a woman
as long as she is
attractive and can cook plus has the flesh in th cheesy right place she is good to go smiley
Chaii very easy to see your type

All I want is woman that can turn my 50k to 200k
Someone with Brains
Cus after the first attraction which is Beauty if you no get something Upstairs we will just end up being WhatsApp Status viewing mates
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With Her, But Not Sexually Attracted To Her. by 2dice01: 10:18pm On May 08, 2020
Briller:
She is anorexic so Apetamin can't work here. I can relate. No boobs, no butts. If the guy is attracted to robust women, this girl's adamic looks might be a put off and not appeal to the OP after all. Maybe she wears padded bra and puffs her butts when dressed up.

My advice: she will naturally add weight after a while but the big question is whether the OP is ready to take chances.
You can't be sure cause I have a friend that fit her description after using apetamin she added weight alittle the only problem is her tummy was getting too big

Yes it depends on the Op
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With Her, But Not Sexually Attracted To Her. by 2dice01: 10:33am On May 08, 2020
So its big bootie and boobs that makes you hard goan and find and stop wasting her time

What makes me hard is Good looks and Brilliance

Different strokes for different folks

You can also get her Apetamin Syr its a multivitamin that will make her add weight
CelebritiesRe: Meek Mill And Wife Milano Welcome Their First Child Together On His Birthday by 2dice01: 8:52pm On May 07, 2020
Ishilove:
Ehn! So she is even married again to someone else? These people change spouses like they change underwear cheesy
Daz how star do grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Like This??? by 2dice01: 3:11am On May 07, 2020
The funny thing is if you ignore her for like a week or two
She will be the one texting and calling you
Stop acting like a Bítch
You are Treating like a Celebrity she will treat you like a fan
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by 2dice01: 11:37pm On May 06, 2020
huh
RomanceRe: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by 2dice01: 11:37pm On May 06, 2020
Funny thread
Now let imagine the person with the (f) moniker is a Guy grin with hairy Balls cheesy
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by 2dice01: 10:49am On May 06, 2020
tobby20:
Isnt that viagra .. It has side effect
Viagra has side effect
What i said he should buy isnt Viagra
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by 2dice01: 10:24am On May 06, 2020
junior20202020:
thanks
Remember its not a one day get result scheme like Viagra

Its will take days to correct you back to normal

Dont forget the fruits make sure you eat them at like 3times in a week
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by 2dice01: 9:49am On May 06, 2020
junior20202020:
where can I get the drugs, I stay in jos plateau state. I want to cure this problem at it's earliest stage.i don't want it to prolong. Even if it is 2 children God give me, I would be happy
Google vigrxplusnigeria dot com
that is the official website in nigeria you can order it there
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by 2dice01: 9:28am On May 06, 2020
junior20202020:
God bless you I would give it a trial.once more God bless you
And you too
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by 2dice01: 9:08am On May 06, 2020
in my own opinion
The cause of the Erectile dyfunction might be your body is only used to your hand which you use when mastubating and am sure you did it vigorously
You can't compare a Pússy feeling with your hands they have different sensation

Go to a Hospital
Explain to the Doctor
They will run some tests and you have (ED)doesn't mean you can't impregnate someone

Stop taking Carbonated Drinks, Chivita , anything Sugar

Eat more fruits like Carrot, Cucumber,Cranberries, Banana,Watermelon

Stop wanking for now if you want to revive your erection

If you don't want to visit an Hospital then you can Order Vigrx Plus Cap its quite expensive but it will restore you within 2month usage. Make sure you buy the original one you can Google it, Vigrx Plus is among the top 5 Male Enhancement drug around the world ,their representative are here in Nigeria so buying from them is the Best
FamilyRe: Children Are No Longer Retirement Plans by 2dice01: 6:06pm On May 05, 2020
Mizwisdom:
grin Anuofia, was joking too but fufu eating didn't make you understand it
I don't even like fufu sef
I know that is your best food thats why you kept saying it
#Fufu_GenG cheesy
FamilyRe: Children Are No Longer Retirement Plans by 2dice01: 5:24pm On May 05, 2020
Mizwisdom:
Don't be silly . I'm correcting your mistake, his mother can't be asking specifically for a grand son when she doesn't even have a grand child from him. Her request will be for grand children. Ebi like say na Akpu full yor head.
Are you daft or something worsehuh

Was only Joking and were acting like you are seeing your period grin
What if she was asking for a Son why are you carrying on your like gala

Bia get sense this is 2020
FamilyRe: Children Are No Longer Retirement Plans by 2dice01: 5:08pm On May 05, 2020
Mizwisdom:
I'm sure it's grand child she said, not grand son.
Yeah which version is your witchcraft?
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help by 2dice01: 9:55am On May 05, 2020
This story sound cooked up tho
Both ladies ain't good for you They are only after your money
FamilyRe: Children Are No Longer Retirement Plans by 2dice01: 1:08am On May 03, 2020
Same way my paddi mum is disturbing him for a Grandson
Someone that isnt ready yet
RomanceRe: Guys, Your Girlfriend Ever Bought You A Gift? If Yes, What Is It? by 2dice01: 1:51pm On May 02, 2020
My Bestie send me 10k

She called to check on me one evenimg I was only teasing i said Na money dey Ginger me when she asked why was i sounding dull..

Bae said i should call me account number backwards if it was correct she will help me life grin

Viola the next day i saw the Credit alert

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